Six Pack

The guys discuss whether R. Kelly's sex cult just sounds like a lot of work, a billion-dollar barbershop concept, the best age to die and the many glaring plot holes in Geico's "Going Up the Country" motorcycle insurance ad. They also play a high-stakes game of "And or Ampersand" and develop a topical free screenplay idea: Halloweekend at Bernie's!

The guys discuss hot sitcom moms, a terrible invention and nominative determinism with athletes, which leads to a rousing game of "Guess the Sport!" Then, by popular demand, they read two more scenes from their original screenplay, "Michael J. Fox Must Die." What happens when Eric Stoltz comes face to face with Young Eric Stoltz?? Listen to find out!

After a crackling discussion of gross jobs, underrated beards and sex robots—and two rousing rounds of “Who Wants to Pronounce a Celebrity?”—the guys read from their original screenplay, "Michael J. Fox Must Die." Warning: It gets heavy. In a good way.

The guys totally crush it. Again. 

The guys discuss the sexiest jobs that a woman can have (other than competitive pole dancer), TV show ideas involving older versions of well-known characters, a weird dating thing that happened to Steve and a Wonder-ful episode of Law & Order SVU that Shawn saw. It all builds up to the Act 3 climax: a live table read of scenes from their original screenplay, Limp.

The guys discuss which actors may have banged their co-stars, bands with Beatles-inspired names, their own made-up band name backronyms, the sexual dynamic known as an "R3-D2," a not-so-shallow dating question and how they'd like to die. Plus, they kick around a few free screenplay ideas, including one involving a certain green-haired, white-skinned villain... struggling through high school!

How did the Beastie Boys get their name? Who's the best fictional basketball player ever? What surprising skills in women really turn men on? Is Brad Pitt overrated? What's with those weird Facebook friend requests from fake hot chicks? And how long can a store selling polka dot jeans stay in business?? We tackle all these questions and more on another enthralling episode of Six Pack!

In honor of its 25th anniversary, the guys don bandanas (literally) and giddy up to the Ol' West to seriously discuss the Clint Eastwood classic Unforgiven. But they also ask tough questions like: Could drinking really make you better at shooting? Why does everyone's name have a physical or geographical association? And how could anyone find anyone with those crappy charcoal "wanted" sketches?? The guys simultaneously explore how they could turn similar material into a hilarious comedy. Hint: It involves a monkey! 

The guys embrace their Americanism as they discuss the trouble with fancy hotel bathrooms, a plethora of benign superpowers, the top film and TV quarterbacks of all time, buttons that would be on a remote control in a perfect world, how to deal with people losing their shit about Game of Thrones and why it might be easier to become rich and famous if you're from Iceland. Plus, a hint of xenophobia!