Six Pack

On this super-streamlined episode, the guys discuss bizarre body part fetishes, the biggest sportswriting fail in newspaper history, benign superpowers, the relative sexiness of Cellino & Barnes, how not to get stressed out on the ride home from the airport and... hats in the workplace. Also: They speed the fuck up!

On the 20th anniversary of a highly suspicious postponed baseball game at Camden Yards, the guys re-don their detective hats and discuss a conspiracy theory involving Cal Ripken Jr., Kevin Costner and Cal's wife, Kelly. But first, Steve reports on his recent trip to South Dakota's massive motorcycle rally and Shawn updates last week's screenplay idea about Lard-Ass from Stand by Me. Plus: Who's the greatest actor athlete of all time? Podcaster's note: To go straight to the Costner/Ripken stuff, skip to 37:00. 

Things get cranky--yet hilarious--in this potentially award-winning episode of Six Pack. The guys discuss what to do when you see a motionless bum, pay their respects to the great character actor Anne Ramsey, offer props to an underrated swordswoman, introduce a new topic category called I Don't Get It as they lament all the stupid projects on Kickstarter, discuss a screenplay idea involving an infamous movie character, recall a time when Steve puked up a bunch of Cadbury eggs, and debate the value of food trucks. Oh and they solve world hunger.

In an episode so epic it needed to be titled after a continent, the guys discuss an array of topics, including how to make a better smoke alarm, inventive uses for all of those plastic bags you collect, Christopher Reeve's cock and balls, the backstory behind "Money for Nothing" and a blood-chilling shallow dating question. They also introduce a fun new game: Guess the YouTube Views. Plus: not one but TWO free screenplay ideas!

On this very special Six Pack, the guys don their detective hats and explore the urban legend that Beatle Paul McCartney actually died in a car accident in the late '60s and was replaced by a lookalike/soundalike named Billy Shears. They also discuss potential screenplay ideas related to this mystery. (Andy Samberg, hope you're listening!) Oh and for some reason they start calling themselves Stretch and Flex.

The guys drink specially branded domestic tallboys as Shawn shares a bloody, harrowing tale about his dog and Steve marvels at the utter diminutiveness of Mayweather vs. McGregor. Then Shawn praises the comedy—and dicks—of Tour de Pharmacy while Steve wonders how real "inspired by true events" movies are and whether it's creepy to like when a girl jokes about how goddamn old you are. Oh, and if you listen closely, you'll score two gold-plated free screenplay ideas: Meeting at Trump Tower and Frank Weller, Paramedic Intern!

Alongside a live studio audience, Shawn and Steve run the gamut from Vacation Bible School, the dreamy Trivago guy and loaded Instagram models to David Spade’s surprising game, an extraterrestrial free screenplay idea and the spate of non-American American superheroes. Also: a close encounter with the guy who played Dutch!

Shawn and Steve wonder how UPS drivers feel about a new colon cancer screening system, how many seconds female sprinters are losing to big hair and jewelry, why Alison Brie shows boob in GLOW but Betty Gilpin doesn't and whether photo assistants on the ESPN Body Issue shoots have to sign a non-dicks-closure agreement. Also: Should one pay for unsolicited fries??

The guys discuss the pros and cons of Williams Syndrome, listener emails about bipolar dating and front-running sports fans, and a free screenplay idea involving Kim and Kanye using a surrogate. Plus, which 71-year-old is doing a worse job: Phil Jackson or Donald Trump? And wtf is up with growlers? No, really.

Shawn and Steve answer a listener email about the potential pitfalls of hooking up with a roommate, then discuss the magic of John G. Avildsen's Karate Kid, unearned sports team loyalties, a terrible invention for bathroom stalls and a free screenplay idea involving a bike, a bridge and Margot Robbie.