SKIM: The Scott and Kim Show

By Scott Johnson

Comedy

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It's Scott and Kim Johnson, and their show!

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SKIM 116: Trade for Raking

05.12.2023

Scott and Kim with another skim. Vegas again this weekend, for reasons. Watching babies play soccer. Why Kim extracts crab legs like a professional. Helping the lady down the street fight her HOA. Emails, and texts and more! Learn more ...

SKIM: The Scott and Kim Show episodes:

05.12.2023 SKIM 116: Trade for Raking Scott and Kim with another skim. Vegas again this weekend, for reasons. Watching babies play soccer. Why Kim extracts crab legs like a professional. Helping the lady down the street fight her HOA. Emails, and texts and more! Learn more ...
04.28.2023 SKIM 115: Penny For Your Slots? Kim and I attempt to chronicle our time in Vegas this week with fellow listeners, and do a terrible job of it, but I think there's stuff in here to enjoy! So enjoy! Sorry for the buzzing in the first ...
04.14.2023 SKIM 114: There is no Harrison Johnson here 10 days till Vegas! Kim is obsessed with fall things 911. Scott is a little to into crime docs. We LOVED EEAAO! Questions today about why we sound young, what we'd do with a new baby, and what tv shows ...
03.31.2023 SKIM 113: Gummy Bear Popcorn Scott and Kim are here with another fresh hot SKIM out of the oven. We hope you enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03.16.2023 SKIM 112: See The Sharks Is there anything better than taking a 4 year old to see a bunch of huge animals? We say nay! Also, lots more on today's SKIM with Scott and Kim. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02.24.2023 SKIM 111: The Lake Had An Effect Time for another SKIM, with Scott and Kim...duh! Big snow, big leaks, dog surgery, and why Scott hates the doctor so much. Plus a load of your calls and emails! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02.09.2023 SKIM 110: Feeling Salty Shirtless guy selling solar power. Vegas prep. Late marriage sleeping patterns. Getting your tongue and lip fixed later in life. Having the conversation is important. Where Pedro comes from. Where do we have our stumbles as a couple. How to ...
01.20.2023 SKIM 109: The Biggest Fear Dealing with tongues and lips. Cravings during Seinfeld. Not sleeping great. And what to do with all that RC Cola. Oh, and lots of emails and calls and texts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01.10.2023 SKIM 108: All The Pork Scott and Kim sit down for yet another episode, where pork is definitely on the menu! The second vax is the worst vax. Carter is home! While others are moving away. Plus your emails and texts galore! Learn more about ...
12.04.2022 SKIM 107: Jangle All The Way Watching babies, to decorating everything to the hilt, to dealing with Iceland, we have it all on today's show. How we feel about hot things, and some Scott cooking and Kim gaming goals for 2023. Plus a Mendoza followup, and ...
10.27.2022 SKIM 106: This Time With Style What's it like sending your kid out the door for a new adventure TWICE? Well, that's some of what we have to talk about today, amongst all your great emails and stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.06.2022 SKIM 105: Soup to Nuts We are back, and we go over all of it. Including shootings, weddings, funerals, and babies. Great emails about PDA, cooking in Utah, all you can eat shabu shabby, and how to make tomato soup in a pinch! Learn more ...
09.08.2022 SKIM 104: Fresh Off The Boat We are back from our trip! And we have tales to tell! And a bunch of emails to read! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08.19.2022 SKIM 103: Pushing Thirty It's a Van weekend for us! Kim takes a shine to Endevor. We both liked The Northman. We got questions today on keeping the house up, why you should watch The Old Man, and how we feel about family expansion ...
08.11.2022 SKIM 102: When to Lick Scott and Kim are back with a new episode, and we have a lot on our plates, including plates of great food, but also great emails and lots of questions. Also, would you like my face? We have the answer ...
07.28.2022 SKIM 101: Another One You heard right, we got a new dog in the mix, and we love her. And that baby coming is still cookin in the oven. Getting that yard smell in line. No Covid means what again? Emails about big dogs, ...
07.15.2022 SKIM 100: Save a Bird There's a new dog here! And we also saved a bird from dying. And also, we had amazing pizza. Home made on naan too! Also, our no-brainer recipes, tips on 30 years, talking about 100 of these Skim episodes, and ...
07.02.2022 SKIM 99: It's the cheese! Lots to talk about this week. Goopy floater eyes, Van sleeping with his photo held tight, neighbors doing fireworks at all hours, etc. Some great emails including one about a 'sensitive subject'. Oh and the best grits you ever had, ...
06.17.2022 SKIM 98: Crosswalks Helping mothers understand what tapes are, getting hit by cars, Kim's super hearing, making Scott cook for the show, yelling matches in the house, being the cool aunt, and those weird hairy asian fruits we found! Learn more about your ...
06.03.2022 SKIM 97: Solid Perfect Face Skin Another week, another SKIM with Scott and Kim! Everything from growing up Star Wars, covid spikes in Utah, new baby scans, stupid smoke alarms, and getting to see the boy again. Plus a load of great emails from YOU! Learn ...
05.27.2022 SKIM 96: Floundering Kim went to Mississippi and had a great time. She also had some amazing food, and caught her own crabs! Not those kind of crabs. Anyway...we also hit why tipping matters in 2022, your emails about brick and mortar stores, ...
05.09.2022 SKIM 95: Clover All Over Mother's Day and how to deal with cranky 90 year olds at dinner. How to grieve better. Why dogs are awesome. Why we love trips together. How many people can Kim cook for in one night? Foodie of the week ...
04.29.2022 SKIM 94: Cat Shoe Kah Back from Vegas with stories to tell! Pardon our low sexy voices today. It's from all that yelling in Nevada. :) Plus a load of your emails and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04.14.2022 SKIM 93: Karma Says Hi A followup on the UPS store story. Things took a new turn! Also, dentist visits kinda suck. And what is with this april snow? Emails with more great british dramas, how to handle language differences, when the kids wont eat ...
04.05.2022 SKIM 92: UPS Store Hero Dealing with the olders in your life. And the sick. And the french bakery you love. Oh, also, Kim saved the day at a UPS store. Plus lots of your emails and more today, on SKIM. Learn more about your ...
03.08.2022 SKIM 91: Gravy & Pretzels Disrespect? Never. Jack Reacher, and then The Expanse for Kim. We loved Yellowstone, and are ready for 1883. TMS Vegas is coming and Scott and Kim will be there. How to keep your avocados ripe. How to read subtitles. Where ...
02.24.2022 SKIM 90: Staying Power Scott and Kim, and Carter, are chatting about what 30 years actually means in this world. And a load of other stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02.05.2022 SKIM 89: 14 Days of Guilt Today on SKIM, our lives are Vans now. Kim's new netflix show makes us say things, 14 days of gifts is a good reminder of how bad Scott is at that stuff, and all the cats we are now feeding. ...
01.14.2022 SKIM 88: Seeds Scott and Kim, and Carter on the side, chat about the latest goings on in our little lives. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01.01.2022 SKIM 87: Mush that Room The final SKIM of 2021, with some thoughts about the end of the year, the snow, and the progress and backsliding. We amswer questions about Whamageddon, Kim's amazing mushroom soup, and making your own baby food. :) Hop in and ...
12.21.2021 SKIM 86: Christmas Week Special Not Special It's the week of Christmas, and Scott and Kim are here with an early in the week episode of SKIM! We're boosted and ready to chat. Some of Christmas got cancelled. Going through cables is a fine art. Kim is ...
12.11.2021 SKIM 85: Kicked in the Face with a Horse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12.01.2021 SKIM 84: Lip Flickers Another week, another SKIM! Kim is still trying to solve all the world's problems. We talk about bad backs and getting sick from 2 year olds. What christmas songs we most dislike, and how we are playing Whamageddon this year. ...
11.22.2021 SKIM 83: Up In The Night When the back goes, the whole family goes with it. What can you make with boba straws and a funnel? The MEEP nightmare. Better decorating! How to pickle smarter. Best not to be fighting anyone. :) Oh and we talk ...
11.12.2021 SKIM 82: Make Sure You Spatch Cock It Scott and Kim are here, and here to talk about stuff! Like how to make your nephew more popular at school. Or how to make enough food for everyone in the world. Or how to dip a fat turkey in ...
11.05.2021 SKIM 81: Too Soon? How soon is too soon for your chirstmas tree and lights. When does the Xmas music start? No halloween decorations. Is there anything to eat in Beaver? How was mexico? How to avoid those kid viruses. And some food stuff! ...
10.21.2021 SKIM 80: Cook it in bacon fat Kim and Scott sit down for another SKIM, and keeps it real by cooking it all in bacon leavings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.14.2021 SKIM 79: First Time is Scary Time Scott and Kim are back with a fresh episode. Let's discuss some emails, some twitter replies, and explain who took care of the hard bits of parenting and why. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.07.2021 SKIM 78: Dentites Kim and Scott go to the dentist! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09.20.2021 SKIM 77: Roll Down The Window Scott and Kim do one while 25 miles apart. It will make sense when you hear it. :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08.25.2021 SKIM 76: The Power of Power Scott and Kim are back, and talk about old people controlling everything, making food for 40 people at a party, and then the power went out! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08.10.2021 SKIM 75: 29 year olds Scott and Kim are in studio this week. There’s stuff going on. Very busy, but all worth talking about. Including the dirty air, 29 years of stuff, and so much more. Come on in! Learn more about your ad choices. ...
08.04.2021 SKIM 74: A Van down by the river A very casual hangout for today’s SKIM. Just Scott, Kim, and the Boy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07.06.2021 SKIM 73: Dog Tooth Budget We are back from the Family Trip, and we have some tales to tell. Burgers so good you have to take out a loan to afford them. How much should it cost to clean your dog's teeth? A huge pile ...
06.22.2021 SKIM 72: Your Mother's Maiden Name Why we are big on our walks around the lake this time of year. The heat wave is bad here. HOA costs and how we feel about it. Cooking this week! Drinking a gallon of water a day. Upcoming family ...
06.07.2021 SKIM 71: Leaping The Wall Do dogs jump fences? Yes, and we are here to talk about that with Carter. What to do for upcoming vacations, and reunion stuff. China Town in SLC Town. The drought and what we are doing about it, and a ...
05.25.2021 SKIM 70: Ancient Craters Everywhere Kim and Scott are back from their little weekender, and have a lot to catch up on. So catch up with them on this episode of SKIM. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05.13.2021 SKIM 69: Beat Back The Accent Scott and Kim (and Carter) are in the back yard, enjoying some amazing spring weather, discussing important things like pea gravel, dog breath updates, how to lose your accent, and a few surprises to keep things weird. Oh and some ...
05.03.2021 SKIM 68: Is there a fish in the car? Scott, Kim and Carter hop in the car and take Ripley to the dog park for a run. It’s a little chaotic to say the least. But Scott also saved a duck, and he tells that story as well. Learn ...
04.19.2021 SKIM 67: What would it take? Scott and Kim are at it again, with a fresh episode of The SKIM Show. Carter joins us for a bit as well. Lots of good stuff this week, including a chat about what it would take for Kim to ...

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SKIM: The Scott and Kim Show episodes:

SKIM 116: Trade for Raking

SKIM 115: Penny For Your Slots?

SKIM 114: There is no Harrison Johnson here

SKIM 113: Gummy Bear Popcorn

SKIM 112: See The Sharks

SKIM 111: The Lake Had An Effect

SKIM 110: Feeling Salty

SKIM 109: The Biggest Fear

SKIM 108: All The Pork

SKIM 107: Jangle All The Way

SKIM 106: This Time With Style

SKIM 105: Soup to Nuts

SKIM 104: Fresh Off The Boat

SKIM 103: Pushing Thirty

SKIM 102: When to Lick

SKIM 101: Another One

SKIM 100: Save a Bird

SKIM 99: It's the cheese!

SKIM 98: Crosswalks

SKIM 97: Solid Perfect Face Skin

SKIM 96: Floundering

SKIM 95: Clover All Over

SKIM 94: Cat Shoe Kah

SKIM 93: Karma Says Hi

SKIM 92: UPS Store Hero

SKIM 91: Gravy & Pretzels

SKIM 90: Staying Power

SKIM 89: 14 Days of Guilt

SKIM 88: Seeds

SKIM 87: Mush that Room

SKIM 86: Christmas Week Special Not Special

SKIM 85: Kicked in the Face with a Horse

SKIM 84: Lip Flickers

SKIM 83: Up In The Night

SKIM 82: Make Sure You Spatch Cock It

SKIM 81: Too Soon?

SKIM 80: Cook it in bacon fat

SKIM 79: First Time is Scary Time

SKIM 78: Dentites

SKIM 77: Roll Down The Window

SKIM 76: The Power of Power

SKIM 75: 29 year olds

SKIM 74: A Van down by the river

SKIM 73: Dog Tooth Budget

SKIM 72: Your Mother's Maiden Name

SKIM 71: Leaping The Wall

SKIM 70: Ancient Craters Everywhere

SKIM 69: Beat Back The Accent

SKIM 68: Is there a fish in the car?

SKIM 67: What would it take?