The boys are reminiscing about old school days so who better to join them than the poorest child ever to grow up in Tilbury, Lady P, or as the male teachers nicknamed her “Big Tits Hurdler”

we discuss school lunches and unsurprisingly find out who got free dinners, there's a haunting story about an orange curd sandwich and we discuss school trends or lack of them 🤦‍♂️.

Things get sexy with a piece of elastic when we discuss playground games and relive the Iraqi war with a ballistic missile being launched at a chalk board.

If you get bored with the school talk fast forward to the very end where we give a shout out to Stig of the dump and discuss the Twits by Roald Dahl.

We hope you enjoy and from the gang thanks for listening.