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Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk, Rawr, OwO/UwU, 3½-hour long movie or live music performance, Avril, JTT, Utopia, Prions, How much until you have to let your pet go?, Jersey Mike’s charity contribution to Boners for Algernon, overthinking, Desiigner, penis for sale, claw machine, cooked bats, stillborn, police bunny, RoboDog, robot waiters, food prank

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Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk

Rawr is my OwO

Three and a half hours of a live music performance or movie

Avril, JTT, Utopia

Cool band name? - Hotass Pedxphiles

Prions

How much until you have to let your pet go?

Guesstimation Unknown: Mike's Way®

Boners for Algernon

Overthinking? Ruminating? Breathe.

This Is The Newz

Rapper Desiigner charged for masturbating aboard overseas flight

Man 'tries to sell penis' at Eastern Cape shopping mall

Boy, 13, gets stuck climbing into claw machine for prize

German officials seize cooked bats near Belgian border

Pair charged with throwing away ashes of stillborn infant

Baby Gooch: “I’m stillborn. I stay born. Go shop at Liz Claiborne.”

Officer Cottontail? Bunny joins the police force. Fur real.

RoboCop? No, RoboDog: Robotic dog rejoins New York police

Are robot waiters the future? Some restaurants think so

Japan police arrest 2 in food prank at beef bowl diner

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A paper coffee cup, George Foreman Grill, human burgers, Make-A-Wish wishes, sugar AIDS, throwing stacks of $100 bills out a car window, meta analysis, raw water, two million dimes, hit man names, epoxy condom, gyoza king, asking to jerk off in a convenience store bathroom, cat fur bed sheets

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A paper coffee cup

George Foreman Grill

Human burgers

You're a Make-A-Wish kid and your wish is going to be granted.

Sugar AIDS, Chasr, Got Bugz

A man threw stacks of $100 bills from his car window in a wild show of generosity. His family says he drained their bank accounts, leaving them broke.

Meta-analysis, Part 1: Testosterone treatment not linked to short-, medium-term CV events in men

Meta-analysis, Part 2: Sex after menopause doesn’t need to hurt

Urechis caupo

This Is The Newz

Trendy “raw water” source under bird’s nest sparks diarrheal outbreak

Police search for group of suspects who stole 2 million dimes from truck in Northeast Philadelphia

Tennessee Air National Guardsman applied to be a hit man on a website - and got arrested

Hitman names: Montezuma’s Revenge, Gloom and Doom, Ambivalence, Brian Shrimp

Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Kyoto police issue arrest warrant in nine-year-old murder of Japan’s gyoza king

Teacher in Japan politely asks to use convenience store bathroom to jerk off, gets arrested

Japan created bed sheets that feel like petting a cat, and they sold out immediately

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Vinyl record grooves, The Flaccid and the Furious, horny goat weed, White Van Scam, ranch sauce, your wife has been kidnapped, Caesar salad, your AI existence, alcoholic dog now sober, offensive shirt at Walmart, Resident Evil 4 upskirt, 18,000 cows, cocaine hippo hit by SUV, Apple store robbed, Fabrizio, Japanese fight festival, man buys coffee but gets latte, Least Attractive Prefecture

Pre-show

F–k Dungeon

Rebel Wilson Tribute

A Facef–k to Remember

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Groove

The Flaccid and the Furious

Horny goat weed

Booba Gettz spotted in the wild in Arthur's Nextdoor feed: ‘SCAM: Watch out for the “White Van Speaker Scam” in the area. A guy pumping gas next to me, at Exxon, almost fell for it. The scammer was in a white truck “selling” a home entertainment system.’

Ranch

“Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You’re driving to rescue her. It’s a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no”

Plug In & Hate - What I Had For Lunch: Caesar salad

What if you found out you were an AI bot?

Did Arthur Dream of Electric Podcasts?

This Is The Newz

Alcoholic dog who got addicted to drinks left out by owner now sober

Walmart removes offensive shirt with hidden curse after complaints

Ashley breaks the fourth wall in Resident Evil 4 Remake if you try to upskirt her

18,000 cows killed in explosion, fire at Texas dairy farm may be largest cattle killing ever

Re-enactment Newz: Brian is the newscaster in the helicopter. Gemini is the SUV driver. Burrito is the hippo.

One of Pablo Escobar's 'cocaine hippos' dies after being hit by an SUV in Colombia

Washington Apple store robbed of $500,000 in iPhones after thieves tunnel through coffee shop wall

Fabricio/Fabrizio

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Fights break out at Japanese fight festival

Man arrested for trying to kill a convenience store owner over a cup of coffee

Japanese prefecture replaces Ibaraki as Least Attractive Prefecture in annual ranking

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X-Men intimacy, John Stamos gets crowned, a Friends smashup, eat a McGlizzy, where to find grapefruit gelatin, mustaches, Batgirl, what pandemic?, the Blue October Girl archetype, losing 30 lb eating McDonald’s, Luby’s Hamber Alert, a teenager pretends to be a physician’s assistant to access a hospital, mammoth meatballs, knockoff designer brands, a hacker returns $200M, naked man drives school bus, a gang member with Down syndrome, all you can eat ice cream and frozen food, an English-speaking-only bar in Japan, a woman defrauds men for 4.4M yen.

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The best X-Men with which to have sex

John Stamos

Friends Smashup

The McGlizzy

Getting grapefruit gelatin for your bae

Mustache

That canceled Batgirl movie

How We Buried A Pandemic

Blue October Girl

This Is The Newz

Man eating McDonald's for 100 days is down nearly 30 lb so far — and now his wife is joining him

Luby's apologizes for ham-handed promotion

Teenage imposter gains access to two Slam City South South hospitals

Meatball from long-extinct mammoth created by food firm

Customs officers seize more than $700,000 of knockoff Gucci, Chanel, other designer brands

Hacker Behind $200M Euler Attack Apologizes, Returns Millions in Ether, Dai to Protocol

Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on chase

Alleged gang member with Down syndrome indicted in separate Chicago murders

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

All you can eat ice cream and frozen food restaurant becomes a hit in Akihabara

English-speaking-only bar opens in Osaka and Tokyo, yellow cards for those who don’t follow rules

Shiga woman defrauded 4.4M yen by man asking for money to fly down from the ISS and marry her

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The Mayor Pro Tem Boston Cream Cake story is retold. A customized aroma collection for Slam City is workshopped. Motor vehicle operators must now be able to also properly operate a bicycle. A mother’s daughter asks for $4 to pay for a classmate’s field trip fee, but Mom says no. Cassettes are limited edition collectibles now? Arthur was late to the recording session, so no Newz this episode. The Burrito Bandito brings odd news from Japan about a briefcase filled with adult toys, bears serving coffee through a hole in the wall, and a straight-bar keyboard. If your attention span takes you to 45:03, Jaymark takes you time-traveling.

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Gemini and The Burrito Bandito explain Mayor Pro Tem to Brian and the listener.

Slam City's Aroma Collection - Barbacoa, Olympic Swimming Pool, Grundle, Clam City (Glitter + Shame), and Nostalgia Stage Two

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - To legally operate a motor vehicle, one of the requirements is that an applicant must be able to properly operate a bicycle.

Did she make the right decision? A mother declines to give her daughter $4 to pay for another classmate’s field trip fee.

When did collectible limited edition cassettes become a thing? Do I need to dig out my old Walkman? As The Burrito Bandito was swinging and missing on buying a copy of the Coheed and Cambria SSTB vinyl repress, pronoun noticed a cassette section in Equal Vision's store.

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Bomb squad in Japan summoned to take care of an abandoned briefcase full of adult toys

Bears serve environmentally friendly coffee and treats via a hole in the wall at new Tokyo cafe

Google Japan creates the Key Bou, an insane and logical straight-bar keyboard

After Party: A brief review of Martin House Brewing Company Raspberry Mochi fruited sour + tips on meeting women

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The scientific method, buying tickets, first movie on a date at home, $3 for cheese on a burger, chivalry was killed, teledildonics, Crispr baby, stop Rickrolling, The Big Nasty, Newz, Ninja Bear, trains, and raincoats.

Pre-game: The Scientific Method

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Buying tickets then and now

Calling All Casanovas & Don Juans, Part 2 - A Movie

A woman ghosted a date because he wouldn’t order $3 cheese for his burger

Chivalry didn't die, it was killed

Teledildonics

You found out that you're a Crispr baby

Stop Rickrolling

Slam City Lucha Libre - The Burrito Bandito vs The Big Nasty

This Is The Newz

Man who killed 3 people, cut heart out and cooked it pleads guilty in Oklahoma

Security guard dragged by truck while chasing person who stole 3-foot foam carrot from Clearview Mall's Easter display

Norfolk burglar stole sex toy after break in through dog flap

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Giant “Ninja Bear” has been attacking dairy farms in Hokkaido for three years

Japanese public broadcaster issues apology for calling a train a “train”

Japan’s Raincoat Man arrested for stealing 360 women’s raincoats

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Electric lawnmowers, mind control, free delivery isn’t free, Weezer gave Pikus speakers, bok choy for some box joy, HEB, Nickelback, boneless wyngz, $432K worth of crab, sister city scam, $40k worth of calculators, Raw Dawgs, corn syrup train derails, melon taste, rear train cars, flush your prayers.

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Lawnz

Choose one superpower: super strength, mind control, telekinesis, fire, ice, invisibility

Free delivery

White Van Scam in the Quantimino - Booba Gettz is spotted in Hollywood circa 1992.

“The cost of the recording session was estimated at $200, but the band didn't have any money to cover the costs. In exchange for his services, the band gave Pikus a pair of stereo speakers which they had purchased from "a dude in a van" a few months before the session.”

Calling All Casanovas & Don Juans - bok choy for some box joy

"The cultiest cult grocer in America"

This Is The Newz

Rutgers Scientists Identify Substance That May Have Sparked Life on Earth

Man sues Buffalo Wild Wings because he says their 'boneless wings' are actually chicken nuggets

Man charged for impersonating Stanwood Safeway agent, stealing $432K worth of crab

City of Newark falls for Sister City scam: "Whose job was it to do a simple Google search?"

Calculators worth over $40,000 stolen in spree of New York school burglaries

'We didn't have any failures': Omaha nonprofit hoping to relaunch 'Raw Dawgs' youth gang prevention group

A train carrying corn syrup derails in Arizona

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Tropicana’s Japanese licensee in hot juice for cartons that boast “100% Melon Taste”

“Passengers who don’t want to be groped, please use the rear train cars” announcement angers Japan

Flush your prayers down the toilet at this unique Japanese temple

After Party: Pubix and Centennial Light

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Burrito’s new camera, yeast, socmed feeds, tech shabbat, wife beaters, Clam City, nacho cheese, location data, size Z prosthetic breasts, Funkos, chokehold, Genshin Impact, zombie virus, fake Jordan cards, and Burrito’s Nippon Newz.

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Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Burrito is asked to do a tasteful nude photoshoot with his new camera.

"I love you too much to argue."

Yeast from there to make bread and beer

Slam Citizens' life pro tips on curating your feedz

A "tech shabbat" - Is Arthur already doing this and can you?

“What’d You Say, Delilah?” by Haynes Wife Beaterz

Clam City, OnlyClamz

Nacho cheese

Location data

This Is The Newz

Canadian teacher with size-Z prosthetic breasts, placed on paid leave

Over $30M worth of Funkos are being dumped

Norwalk math teacher accused of using chokehold on students resigns, official says

Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert

Scientists have revived a 'zombie' virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost

82-year-old charged with sale of fake Michael Jordan cards

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Tokyo gang breaks no-weapons rule, shows up for fight with rivals carrying spiked bat

Unlicensed drunk driver involved in hit-and-run, makes pathetic attempt to avoid police

Japanese hotel gives you a beer tap in your room, 10 liters of craft beer to drink for free

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Tentative titles: “In Queso Emergency”, “Lace Your Uncle”, “What Did You Say, Delilah?”

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A $17 cookie, blink-182’s Apple Shampoo lyrics, Liver Guy, bull semen, magazine covers, feeding a family on a $3k/week salary, Roget’s Thesaurus, dental hygienists, blackout rage gallons, free lunches, Walmart versus Target, Never Have I Ever, accidental incest, a 2,000-year-old sex toy, a 1998 Ford Escort, missing biscuits, a kissing device, a giant squid statue, spreadable coffee, and more odd news stories.

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A $17 Chocolate Chip Cookie

Dude Ranch, Apple Shampoo, Dance Hall Crashers

Liver Guy Follow-up Story

Bull semen - She tells you to take a shot right before coitus.

Your fake magazine cover

Plug In & Hate - A mother of two explains how she feeds her toddlers with her $3k/week salary.

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

"What does that make you?"

Borgs - blackout rage gallons

Arthur the Freegan

Walmart

Never Have I Ever - Retro Edition

This Is The Newz

Australia worried 'prolific' sperm donors could lead to 'accidental incest'

This Well-Worn Wooden Object Was Unearthed In A Roman Fort — And Scientists Believe It's A 2,000-Year-Old Sex Toy

Man wins $10K lottery prize, but state instead claims he owes them money

Woman goes viral for buying a 1998 Ford Escort for $289 a month for the next 84 months

Georgia woman crashes SUV into Popeyes after her order was missing biscuits

‘They missed a whole bomb in my bag,’ woman says at FLL, landing her in jail

Spirit Airlines flight makes emergency landing after battery fire

An airline provided a single banana as the in-flight 'meal' for one vegan passenger

This Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese town that spent 25 million yen in COVID money on giant squid statue says it paid off big

Japanese monkey-hunting team shoots woman with tranquilizer dart

Spreadable coffee to put on your toast going on sale in Japan

After Party - Dental hygienists can tell.

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Author and comedian Jeremiah Ukponrefe visits Slam City.

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This Is The Newz

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Jeremiah Ukponrefe is the author of Hive, a dystopian sci-fi novel.

Get a free preview of Hive at jeremiahu.com.

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