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In this new podcast series, the Grammy Award-winning creative auteur Kanye West phones his favourite smart friend, the evolutionary biologist and author Richard Dawkins, to ask some very important questions...and some not-so-important ones.

Ye and Dawkins contemplate the wonders of science and the chaos of modern life while having many good laughs

My Soul. I summon to the winding ancient stair;

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, 

Then took the other, as just as fair, 

And both that morning equally lay 

I shall be telling this with a sigh 

Forking out  more than £25million in divorce settlements across three failed  marriages could leave anyone feeling extremely bitter about life.

It  certainly seems to be the case for Monty Python star John Cleese, who  has hit out at his ex-wives for costing him so much money - and prompted  him to wish they would all die.

They  are not the only women to incur his wrath, the star, 77, is not happy  with his two daughters either - Camilla and Cynthia Cleese - as they  have turned out like their mothers. He complained that he wished he'd  never had children.

'I have been married for 34 years. To  four different wives,' he said before referring to his second wife  Barbara Threntham, who died from complications with leukaemia in 2013,  'One of my ex-wives died. You know what? It was very sad because it was  the wrong one.'

Faheem Rasheed Najm (born September 30, 1984),[1] better known by his stage name T-Pain, is an American rapper, singer, and record producer. His debut album, Rappa Ternt Sanga, was released in 2005. In 2007, T-Pain released his second album, Epiphany, which reached number one on the US Billboard 200 chart. His third album, Three Ringz, was released in 2008. The albums included a string of hit singles, including "I'm Sprung", "I'm 'n Luv (Wit a Stripper)", "Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin')", "Bartender", "Can't Believe It", and "5 O'Clock". T-Pain has earned two Grammy Awards, one with Kanye West for "Good Life" and the other with Jamie Foxx for "Blame It".

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

J.K. Rowling,  

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Are you afraid of the dark? I know I am. 

Next time you're feeling trapped, remember that I'm scared too, and that we are both experiencing that feeling simultaneously. 

Join me. 

At the end of a winding path

A figure traipses a precipice,

Scowls beneath, towards shattered stones:

Hasty epitaphs for the inconsequentials

A plethora of Darrens & Margarets 

Who choked down their last gasp 

in counterpoint to the air 

As it leaves their temporal ribcage

up towards the lift 

to the scaffold 

Are you a person who naturally smiles when experiencing little to zero emotion?

Do you class yourself as a 'foodie'?

Do you refer to your friends as a squad?

Do you have sideburns?

Do you present a podcast?

You may be suffering from CHUFFED. 

Roll up, roll up! Who wants to buy some soap?

We've got all the soaps here Tommy. 

We got the white soap, we got the brown soap. We got all sorts here. 

'Av a peruse around son, pick which sort of soap you want, and when you're done, I'll be sat in the bistro. 

I'm 'avvin a steak mate! Oy Oy!