Slapped

Broadcasting from Doilywood, Debbie gets schooled on the male livestock on offer at the Brimfield Antique Flea Market. There's beef, veal, hawk, chicken, but most importantly, there's beer. We're at the flea market and therefore limited to one area in which to drink, so pour your bev into an incognito water bottle, and come hang out with us!

During a game of THOUGHTS? we reminisce about Bennifer 2.0 and determine that Hollywood needs to stop hiring live-in nannies with a tight and high hind. And since we're on the hind of summer, we're enjoying a homemade froze. Ice up your favorite bevvy and come hang out with us!

A Brooklyn park is home to a rabid squirrel on the loose and two random guinea pigs who laid their recently deceased parent down to rest. Get your park ranger hat on, pour yourself a frothy bev and come hang out with us!

PJ finally enters Deb's den of temptation and gets his life on Big Brother 19. Plus the saga of the Slapped mannequin's blatant abduction. She should be on the back of a milk carton but she doesn't have a name! Help name the abducted victim by emailing your submissions to [email protected] and a name will be chosen in her memory.

Dreams of bartending on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen on Bravo are fulfilled! It was the greatest thrill ride of our lives seconded by the death machines ridden at Six Flags and Disney. Check out all of the photographic evidence on our website, www.slappedpodcast.com, strap on your seat belts and come hang out with us!

On her maiden voyage to Doilywood, Debbie gets a lesson in the many species of bears foraging at a pride party. Debbie is styleslapped with a doily on her head. PJ is backslapped for breaking his promise to watch Big Brother. Together they are mainlining beer. Pop a cap, slug and come hang out!

PJ is moo'd to singed filth for still not having finished Mad Men and other crimes of media consumption.  This man has a Hulu subscription but don't ask him about The Handmaid's Tale because he's still getting his life on Betty Draper's FIRST marriage. Grab a teet and pull because this cow is ripe. Come hang out with us!

A chance encounter in Prospect Park that started light and bright but ended in an unrequited Facebook friendship and the fear of getting knifed and robbed. Plus a throwback to a near-kidnapping in a dark driveway in suburban Long Island. Pop a cube in a glass...pour your poison, and come hang out with us!

PJ reads Debbie to singed filth for not knowing the art of a subtle once-over. And speaking of once-overs, polygamy is up for discush...is once not enough? We have fruit encased in giant ice cubes. Pop 'em and drop 'em and come hang out with us!

PJ's harrowing trip to NJ was none as harrowing as the tan family in that speed boat that slammed into the crescendo of TURN DOWN FOR WHAAA??!! Plus, the corpse of an unexpected house guest was found in a far off nook of a basement crawl space which lead everyone present to run for their lives. Claim your cocktail and come hang out with us!