Cruise vacations aren't for everyone and certainly weren't for a man slashed and thrown overboard nor a woman whose drunken argument with her boyfriend ended in pregnancy. And it's FREE DAY on Slapped which means anything goes. Go ahead, and come hang out with us!

One language PJ is not fluent in is AUTOMOTIVE. Learn about his harrowing hunt for a headlight bulb that ended in tears in a Pep Boys parking lot. Plus, a slew of THOUGHTS? are pulled out of the Slapped bootie. Come hang out with us!

If you chaperone a school field trip, you could bare witness to unruly kids watching caged animals at the zoo or a teacher in a bathing suit at the community pool. And if you don't know your way around basic facts of 80s hair bands, you get moo'ed to singed filth. Grab a cold one and come hang out with us!

A bounty of gifts have been had by many...trinkets of friendship purchased at a glorified dollar store, non-poisonous baked goods welcoming new neighbors to the community and a mystery gift left in the corner of a bathroom by an anonymous party reveler at an annual Memorial Day Clambake. But the greatest gift of all? Sipping White Claw's newest flavor: RASPBERRY. Come hang out with us!

There are few things in life we can truly rely on. But there is one guarantee you can place all your bets on...Debbie has lipstick on her teeth. In other news, there is much discussed in the department of enhanced beauty and another rousing game of THOUGHTS? is on the docket. White claw your way to the play button and come hang out with us!

We are delivering all kinds of drama by way of class clownery in drama class, Ryan Murphy's FEUD on FX and PJ's complete and utter inability to pronounce the word "championing". We're sipping White Claws and Shandies. Pour yourself a spiked refreshment and come hang out with us!

Judge us not, a trip to the liquor store is no small feat but it is a journey worth taking. And we venture often. We're also venturing to Doilywood where Brandon the beagle released his anger by lifting a leg on a memory foam mattress pad. We're also dipping into the THOUGHTS? shoe for more submissions from our lovely and amazing listeners.  We're sipping vanilla vodka and soda, y'all. Cheers to you for hanging out with us!

New Jersey Transit is a broken mess and has torn down the souls of all who ride it. Thankfully, we were sent a slew of THOUGHTS? submissions so we're reaching into a Rag & Bone bootie and getting our lives in reacting to them whilst sipping watermelon-flavored vodka and soda. Grab a bev and come hang out with us! 

The joys of aging leads to weekly acupuncture seshes and the desperate need for a hand fan. Plus a stellar anniversary dinner at a New York institution and a rather complicated conversation about what romance means...which may or may not include sausage. Come hang out with us!

A trip to LA that included multiple Ubers to the airport, a kindergarten-style free-for-all to line up for a Southwest airline seat and permanently charred retinas due to the glaring California sun has left PJ with travel scars never to be forgotten.  Oh and speaking of travel...United and that whole shit show? Yup, we go there. Grab an airline size Skyy and a can of Bloody Mary mix and come hang out with us!