We may be low on beer, but don't you fear! We have 'America' brew to tide us over along with PJ's penchant for nicknaming everyone he encounters and an unusual exit that took place on a New York City subway. Grab y'allselves a room-temperature 'America' and come hang out with us!

PJ makes a desperate attempt to prove Ben is the superior brother but Debbie is not having it, standing firmly by her man, Casey. And while they bid farewell to New York's G Lounge, they witness a gay bar turn into an erotic art class right before their very eyes.    

Cough. Sniff. Aaaaaaachooooo! We're still here to backslap you. We may both feel like crawling into bed but ills aside, we'll GO AHEAD.... So grab a toddy and don't you fuss. We're not contagious so hang with us!

We all have characters that live within us. Debbie's is a local voice-over artist named Donna DeMontague. PJ's is a pop star named Teen Tawny who endorses paper products. And remember that red sweater'd Town Hall participant, Ken Bone? Apparently his alter ego is America's sex symbol. Bring your alter egos with you and y'all come hang out with us!

Bye 2016. Don't let the door BACKSLAP you on the way out! But before you go, we're sharing our Top 5 Hall Passes, a Portlandia-esque birthday dinner at Blue Hill and another rousing game of Thoughts? Get slapped into the new year and come hang out with us!

It's Christmas y'all and we are rejoicing over many gifts...PJ's grandmother nose diving into the Christmas tree, freaking out a young boy with a premature viewing of A Christmas Story and the gift of knowing where all of the available restrooms are throughout New York City. We're shooting Patron Cafe Dark and celebrating this magical time of the year. Come hang out with us!

Cargo shorts. Halitosis. Overflowing trash cans. We are playing and slaying a new game we like to call THOUGHTS? While delighting in Caprito's cocktails, we are sharing our thoughts on random subjects we're pulling out of a navy blue Mary Jane stiletto with brass button detail. Press play y'all and come hang out with us!

We're reviewing our past, present and future after having gotten read to filth by a local psychic via tarot cards. Bad internal energy and multiple sex partners....wtp??? We're gonna need another round of Caprito's, a homemade concoction of Tito's vodka, seltzer and a splash of Capri Sun. Pour yourselves one too and come hang out with us!

A physical altercation between a subway performer and a passenger. A lone suitcase on the Downtown C E subway platform. These incidents beg the question...is this actually happening or are we on a taping of "What Would You Do?" Y'all, grab a stiff one and come hang out with us!

People throwing limbs, flipping hair, gnawing, clawing and all out losing their sh*t over a bin of discounted towels at a Target on Black Friday. Happy Thanksgiving y'all! Grab yo'selves a hot toddy and come hang out with us!