On this episode, Ginger talks about the Hostess with the Most-ess who never learned how to tie her shoes. Dolley Madison was considered the First of the First Ladies, but that's because our grade school history classes glossed over all of the slave-owning and disregard for human dignity. Hello, Dolley! You're the worst, Dolley! Featuring morbid old-timey shit, dick pics in space, and Ginger's confession that she is not a My Chemical Romance fan. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.