Good morning, besties! We are still cooking up our next TFNG, so we figured we'd invite you out for brunch. This time, we're chatting about the Shamwow guy, oyster heists, and the poorly optimized vagina. Cheers!

Theme: Cocktail by Balynt & AXM

On this episode, Ginger discusses current vice president, then vice presidential nominee, JD Vance, a sad simp of a man who once wrote a book about Appalachia, a place he did not live and clearly hates. Featuring mommy issues, a whole host of kinks, and Ren getting the maddest she's ever been.

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On this episode, Ginger tells us about Jesse Watters, desperately unfunny Fox News host and his mother's darling dumbass boy. Featuring Fled Cruz, milkshake discourse, and Ghost Adventures featuring the Founding Fathers.

If you can, please visit https://www.standwithminnesota.com/ to provide much needed support.

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On this episode, Ren talks about Kristi Noem, former Congresswoman and current head of Homeland Security who is spearheading state violence all while wearing a coat made of puppies. Featuring duck calls as ringtones, free school lunches for guns, and tales of cousin Squirrel.

CW: Mentions of animal cruelty and violence

Resources:

https://www.immigrantdefenseproject.org/

https://narf.org/ice-resources-2026/

https://communityresourcehub.org/resource/defend-against-ice-raids-and-community-arrests/

https://neighborhoodanarchists.org/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/8-things-you-can-do-to-stop-ice_print_black_and_white.pdf

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Happy holidays! On this festive episode, Ginger takes us all the way back to medieval times, where folks celebrated their winter celebrations with turkey legs and torturing peasants on spiked wheels. First, we talk Good King Wenceslas, the dude behind the beloved Christmas carol, its surprisingly bloody end, and forays onto Ancestry.com. Next, we discuss Les Bal des Ardents, a hell of a holiday party involving fire, being on fire, and the subsequent apology tour. Featuring Ren's mom, DJ, and the plot of Office Space.

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On this episode, Ren finishes up her deep dive into Darth Dick Cheney, Shadow President. Featuring half naked husband, Shot At Love with Tila Tequila, and an episode title derived from a pun Ren made to herself during editing which would have been wasted otherwise.

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Correction: Ren mistakenly refers to Liz Cheney as Dick Cheney's gay daughter. That is, in fact, actually Mary Cheney.

On this episode, Ren dives into the legacy of Dick Cheney, former vice president, architect of the War on Terror, and guy who gets horny for war. It's the wettest it's gonna get, folks. Featuring presidential blowies, the fairy f***ing book, and why you shouldn't play Cards Against Humanity with preteens.

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On this episode, Ginger describes Nancy Mace, the Regina George of Congress and Ren's Wario. Featuring office gossip, the Most Popular Girls in School, and a concert from the Kraken.

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On this episode, Ren delves into Male Podcaster turned FBI Director, Kash Patel. Otherwise known as K$H. Featuring the Virginia gubernatorial race, Deep State Amazon delivery drivers, and Ren's plea to stop writing on bullets.

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On this episode, Ginger and Ren decide to tagteam the topic that's going to get them cancelled. We tackle questions like: Who was Charlie Kirk? What lead up to the September 10th shooting? What the hell is a Groyper, why are they transmaxxing, and where did the furries come from? We answer all that and more UwU. Featuring sexualmatador.org, hardcore Trekker Ginger, and a special appearance from the Kraken.

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