Slop Quest

Danish starts it off this week by sharing an email he got from a listener.  O'Neill takes the baton from there and tells a story about something that happened to him on a hike.  Danish shares some news about Valparaiso University's mascot (O'Neill's from there...the place, not the University, in case you didn't know).  Then, the gents discuss a new Netflix docuseries called Crime Scene: The Vanishing at Cecil Hotel.  This leads us into talking about "web sleuths".  After that, we talk about a much talked-about issue recently: Gorilla Glue.  However, we don't talk about the woman who used it in her hair.  We discuss a man who didn't believe Gorilla Glue was that strong, so he set out to do his own Gorilla Glue challenge (what an idiot!).  Speaking of controversial topics: we delve into one next...Mexican bologna smuggling.  Enough is enough!  We finally address this HUGE problem.  Danish breaks a 1000 Pound Sisters story (TLC hit show if you don't know what it is).  After that, it's the classic story of bear conservationalists almost being mauled to death after releasing bears in Iraq.  We end by talking about Dana White, Ariel Helwani, and Gina Carano.  And that's episode 287 in a nutshell.  Don't worry, the episode wasn't actually made with peanuts, so you can listen to it even if you have a nut allergy.

Howdy, folks.  O'Neill leads it off by asking Danish if he happened to see the SNL bit that was allegedly taken from comedian, Ted Alexandro.  Danish turns the tables like a DJ by asking O'Neill if he saw the host of that week's episode's mother talking trash to his bullies from camp about him hosting.  Then, there's some much needed Georges St-Pierre discussion!  He's excited, and we talk about what's got him so pumped.  That leads us into a little MMA talk.  We even mention Stockton's finest citizens.  After that, we discuss a comedian who thought the word "giraffe" was "diraffe" until he was 23 years old.  Any guesses on who it could be?  That convo morphs into a brief discussion about HGH.  We transition into a revenge plot that must be heard to be believed.  It involves a disguise, a graveside visit, and dead animals.  The show is really bobbing and weaving at this point, and we keep that furied pace going by discussing an orgy that took recently took place in France.  After that, it's a topic that gets O'Neill's goat.  It involves playing cards.  From playing cards, we turn our attention to one of the most bizarre first day of work stories of all time.  We end with some random news and notes from around the world of stand up comedy.  And that's all she wrote for this week.

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Episode 285'er!  Danish starts off talking about a little excursion he took with the fam.  Then, it's on to modern hunter and gatherers living in Washington state!  That leads us down many avenues of modern hunting and gathering.  After that, we discuss the mysterious case of a Slovakian hero, who did something outlandish to help the police detain a thief.  The show keeps moving and flowing, and Danish brings up The Confession Killer, a doc on Netflix.  We then perfectly segue into a story in Australia, where a man was so preturbed with a "malfunctioning" product he bought at an adult store that he decided to take matters into his own hands (by going down there...to the store...this could be misconstrued in a bunch of different ways).  That leads us into talking about "bogans" and track suits.  Then, we talk about a garbageman who was fired in the UK for kung fu kicking a kid's snowman.  Danish talks about a woman who got into it with LeBron James at an Atlanta Hawks game.  We head to South America after that to talk about a lawyer who got caught with his pants down (literally and figuratively) during a Zoom court case.  Danish asks O'Neill if he's heard about "Jewish space lasers".  After that, we get into a Priest who thought exorcisms could help people with their political views.  And that's this week's show, folks!

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For the first time in show history, stocks come up!  O'Neill talks about the market and what went on with Gamestop.  Danish shares a story about a man who commited the biggest forgotten password blunder of all time!  That leads us into a topic we know next to nothing about: Bitcoin.  After that, we move onto a story about Jon Jones, a Ring Cam, and some neighborhood kids.  That propels us into some brief Connie Mac talk.  The show continues with a little Larry King talk.  Up next, it's a teacher/student relation alert!  Hear one of the more bizarre legal strategies of all time in this case.  We follow that up with a story about a racehorse who couldn't win races because of a certain handicap. After that, we head to Mexico for a racy phone video gone very, very wrong.  We keep our passports out for a trip to China, where they're testing for Covid in an unusual manner.  Attention all Shroomfesters: do NOT emulate the guy we talk about next.  We close it out with a dude who got arrested for trying to free some horses.  That's all she wrote!

Danish leads 'er off by setting the record straight about one of the most famous hip hop songs of all time, "The Message".  O'Neill joins the party by setting the record straight about actoooooor, Ed O'Neill (aka Al Bundy...and no relation).  Ryan heard an interview where Eddie boy brags about his fighting prowess.  Apparently, he's a real street fighter like Ryu and Ken.  Then, it's time for a real Debbie Downer convo about a show that SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED: the Lizzie Maguire reboot.  What a travesty!!!!!  Then, realizing the show needs something uplifting, Danish talks about a heartwarming video he saw on the internet.  We also talk about the a true crime docu-series on Netflix: the Night Stalker.  This takes us down a path of women sending letters (often times racy ones), professing their love to convicted murderers.  After that, it's off to England, where a candle almost burned a home to the ground.  This wasn't any ordinary candle!  It was the Gwyneth Paltrow va-jay-jay candle!!!!  Speaking of horrific smells, a listener writes in to confess to a crime of sauna passion.  What about Australia?  Settle down, mates.  We head there next to discuss one man's bizarre year long crime spree.  It ends in truly bizarro fashion.  We end it by talking about a maniac who used to lurk at the Comedy Store.

We start this one off with O'Neill talking about Japanese boxers not being allowed to have tattoos.  Then, we thank some listeners for the hot new intro music they sent in.  Danish talks about rumors that Chuck Norris was in DC at the Capitol recently.  After that, we talk about the HBO documentary "Class Action Park".  O'Neill talks about the Tiger Woods doc on Netflix as well.  Then, we talk about some sad news, the passing of Jeff Scott, the long time pianist at the Comedy Store.  We also talk about the passing from Hooks from Police Academy, which makes us think about an old coworker we had.  Time for something uplifting!  We talk about a new Danish children's show about a man with a large wiener.  After spending a good amount of time (the necessary amount really), we move on and talk about Canadians calling 911 for all the wrong reasons.  This convo made us reminisce about angry old women we used to have to deal with at our day job.  Memories!  We end with some solid GSP discourse.

O'Neill starts us out by talking about a recent trip to the beach he took.  After that, we talk about a Travel Channel show that tried to do some paranormal investigating on the Comedy Store.  It leads us down a path of talking about ghost comedians and other such tom foolery.  After that, it's the return of the fake doctor who won over the minds and hearts of the world when he was just a young buck, claiming to be a doctor.  Well, he's back and committing more crimes (allegedly).  To follow that up, we go with some classic iron crotch kung fu.  Not a clever name...they let you know exactly what you're getting into beforehand.  And, we talk about the Schaub man dipping his toe into the conspiracy theorist pool.  The results are about as good as you'd expect.  To wrap it up, Danish talks about youngsters being Helen Keller deniers.  There's some random news and notes at the end that really ties the podcast together.

O'Neill starts us out by talking about being at a playground with his nieces and seeing a guy lurking with a puppy (and no kids!). We discuss if this move is okay or not. Danish shares a story of a guy mistaking him for someone else. That convo leads the fellas down a dark road, and they discuss an extreme miscarriage of justice with a criminal receiving an extremely light sentence. We have a listener chicken update! An Australian listener of ours wrote in about a neighbor having chickens on her property and then wrote back to give us an update on the situation. One of O'Neill's family members looked into their ancestry, and O'Neill found out something he didn't know about his heritage. Then, it's an epic battle: house boat vs. jet ski! There's trouble on the river!!!! That one happens to be in Australia, too. Wild times down undah. O'Neill is starting the new year off right...by getting back into skateboarding. Sadly, there's more sauna violence/chaos to report. This time, it happened in China. Is no sauna safe?!? Then, it's time for a sad follow-up about a bodybuilder from Kazakhstan who wed his soulmate, a life-like doll (you know what I'm talking about). Well, he broke her, and she's now fighting for her "life". We also talk about problematic neighbors and what happens when you own next to or near one. Then, there's the tale of an octegenarian grandma who's found love with a 36 year old Egyptian man. Don't worry, she went on TV in England to detail their steamy love life. After that, we have a little more cult-talk about the Vow and Seduced documentaries and take care of some other miscellaneous odds and ends. And that wraps this baby up with a nice bow.

Happy 2021! Did we record this episode before Christmas? Okay, maybe we did. But that doesn't mean it's not super spectax, ya know what I'm saying? We start this one off talking about nudity and public and an HBO doc that came out a while back (it's called The Vow, and it's about a cult). Danish tells yet another story from one of his family walks. In this one, he encounters another wild animal! Then, in the mystery of all mysteries, Baby Barb says a phrase that haunts Danish. Where did she pick it up? Is she trolling him?!? What is happening? After that, we discuss a story about a "Santa" crashing an ulteralight into some power lines up in Sac-town. Danish's cousin, Dillon Danis, is in the news with youtube "it" guy Jake Paul, and we briefly discuss it. I know what you're asking yourself, "Come man, it's 2021, when are they going to get to some horse talk here?" Well, you're in luck, partner. We get to it RIGHT NOW. It's a man accused of having improper relations with two horses. There's some brief Bushman talk, followed by a super bizarre lawsuit that involves adult toys being sold. After that, it's off to Australia for a crime that has left the coppers feeling flummoxed. What did he do? Listen to find out!

It's the week after Christmas, everybody (even though we recorded this before
Christmas)! We made it. What now? More good D+O episodes, that's what! We start off with a little Christmas talk and then transition into the whole Jake Paul s-talking MMA fighters fiasco. There's some pandemic fashion talk and a mini-update on the Steve Rannazzisi support animal maiden journey. We ponder whether we could rent out our domiciles for adult films and then move back in after they were done. It's time for some interesting lawsuit talk! In this one, a dude alleges that an adult website isn't doing their part because they're not close captioning every uploaded video for the hearing impaired. Although, they do provide a close captioned section. Then, it's on to HORSE TALK! We had to sneak a little more horse talk in before the new year. In this edition, a man ends up with his nose getting bit off. How does it happen? Listen and find out, sucka. After that, it's one of the scarier home invasion scenarios we've ever discussed. This one will have you checking your locks at night and checking your socks (you'll get it later). We also talk about ol' Smoky Robinson on Cameo. He has a pretty good one out there. O'Neill talks about anti-technology celebs and then some Scientology. After that, we talk about a movie shooting in outerspace (people are trying to make this happen). We also talk about famous people and pitfalls of that lifestyle. We end with some odds and ends. Enjoy!