Slop Quest

Ho ho the mistletoe, everybody! We start off this holiday edition with a listener email about having a problem with a neighbor's chickens (it's not romantic!). After that, it's another email: this time with a question that came up over a Cameo. Then, it's on to the topic of Russian Jesus (a Siberian cult leader). We also talk about upcoming Tik Tok star (no, not Earl), Sasha Obama. Asking yourself where the horse talk is? Well, you've waited long enough, you horsers. This one's about a woman who bit the mane of a miniature horse because she thought it was candy. Don't do drugs, kids. Then, it's a lurid tale of a flight attendant, who was allegedly selling her "services" in the skies. After that, we talk about a UK man who really thought out of the box when it came to wearing a mask in public. Sick of no Chinese cats falling out of buildings and knocking old men down stories being discussed? Well, get ready, because here's the first (and probably only) one. Ending the holiday episode on a high note, we discuss a senior living place that made one resident's dream come true.

This one's a little back to the future action because we recorded it before episode 275 but released it after (there will be a few references that will clue you into that if you're not stoned to the bone). We start out by making a BIG announcement that will most definitely better mankind. Then, we talk about a Hungarian leader who knows how to party! O'Neill's vendetta against Matthew McConaughey continues. This time, he calls into question a story about Matty wrasslin' a village champ in Africa (this sounds like a joke, but it's not). After that, we discuss the Undertaker now being on Cameo. He's pretty good at the Cameo messages, so if you have a thousand bucks burning a hole in your pocket, you may want to jump on it. Where do you go from there? Some quick GSP alien talk, that's where! Then, it's on to a 600 pound man fighting a small woman in a Russian cage match! The Russians are really at the forefront of the fight promotion game. Tired of not getting any Kazakhstani news? Well, that ends now! We talk about some Kazkhstani bodybuilder dude who married his soulmate. It's a sweet story. After that, Danish laments the fact that he now has to watch the children's entertainer Blippi and other horrible content baby Barb is subjecting him to.

Get ready for a wild ride! We talk to Steve Rannazzisi about the process he went through to get his beloved fourteen year old dog certified as an emotional support animal. John Little is along to be a non-biased voice of reason (interesting choice, we know). We bombard Steve with questions to ascertain just what he's trying to accomplish with this special flight he's taking his dog on. We go down a rabbithole of situations and scenarios that could arise and observe his dog during the show. O'Neill also tells a story about yet another lifesaving effort that bit him in the BE-hind. There's also some other miscellaneous topics that arise. Ruff ruff.

Happy Thanksgiving (if that's your thing)! O'Neill starts this one out by talking about some freak fights he saw online. Then, it's on to a controversial topic! Someone close to us is considering making their dog a "support animal", so it can fly. Who is it?!? Spoiler alert: it's not Earl Skakel (although, he seems like the type to pull this type of shenanigans). As we try to brainstorm the reasoning for this decision, we head down a conspiracy rabbithole. After that, we talk about a hero in the service animal movement. A man who registered an animal you'd never expect to bring awareness to the cause! Fight the power! Then, we talk about actors who use steroids but don't talk about it, as the media fawns over how jacked they've become. O'Neill talks about seeing something on fanatics who root for various sports team at the actual venue and how the pandemic is affecting them. Then, a man who was a show-er and not a grow-er showed it to the wrong guy. Hear what happens next! After that, hear what an Indian doctor fell for (it is the con of all cons!). O'Neill talks about a UFC fighter, who's still a manager at Walgreen's, while Mike Perry continues to head down a dark path. It's a nice one with all the stuffin'.

This week's show starts out with O'Neill talking about what he'd do if he were to come into a lot of money. Danish talks about a UFC's fighter tweet he saw and then describes an audio nightmare he had in a Walmart. Then, Danish describes a frightening experience he had on a family walk. After that, he talks about how his former apartment has major termite problems and the danger that could have brought him and his family. Switching gears, the fellas then discuss a crazy NFL story they had never heard about. After that, it's off to Indy to discuss the case of a serial pooper who's been targeting a local celebrity. Then, it's time to get the tissues out because it's a very SAD story about a celebrity. In a case of real story or fake: it's a man, a wife, a dog, and putrid farts. And, there's a true blue beach pony murder mystery! Then, it's a mixed bag ending with various topics. It's a good one.

We open this can of podcast deliciousness by discussing Steve Seagal's new movie (masterpiece), General Commander. Then, if you're squeamish, you're going to LOVE this next one because we talk about UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell's run-in with a drill. Spoiler alert: Bryce didn't win this fight. But he did live to tell about it, so there's that. We then talk about how a training partner of the Diaz brothers has found himself a position as an elected official in Lodi, CA!!!! What a win for California and America! USA, USA, USA! After that, we talk about what's been going down in John Little's neck of the woods (Oklahoma). This is a good one. Then, it's a law school student who tries to sue the people behind the bar exam. The lawsuit is pretty sweet (and articulated well). Then, speaking of John Little, he would love this next topic. It's about a man who is saved from a fire by his faithful pet parrot, Eric. What a heartwarming story! We also talk about a John Little patented move that could drive a man or woman crazy. We close 'er out with a "stag party" gone completely wrong/aggressive. Lightweight, baby!

The episode starts out with O'Neill issuing a warning about a new movie out there that will absolutely SHOCK you, so please take what he says seriously. Then, it's National Toy Hall of Fame time!!!!! Find out who the lucky inductees for 2020 are. And, here how the Hall of Fame speaks about the inductees. They praise these toys like they've never been praised before. After that, we discuss what MMA fighter Jon Jones has been up to and wonder if he's trying to become a vigilante or cop. Seagal better watch out. There may be a new law man in town! O'Neill talks about Halle Berry's strenuous training for some MMA movie she shot and talks about a certain fighter's pec that's got everyone theorizing about what could be going on. As if you're not already at the edge of your seat...there's more! We talk about a Russian oligarch who was dubbed "the Sausage King" was assasinated in his sauna. After that, for the first time ever, we cover gay penguins. About time, right? Better late than never. Then, we meet one of the slickest and trickiest criminals we've ever covered. This fella (last) named Harmon is one smoooooth operator. There's some brief comedy golf tournament talk, and we acknowledge why we most likely weren't invited. After that, it's a cautionary tale that we can all learn a little something from. To end it, it's a mishmash of topics and other stuff. Oh yeah.

O'Neill starts the show fired up out of the gate over these vicious "monkey labor" allegations against Thailand. We briefly discuss the Robert Kardashian hologram that everyone is asking for this holiday season. There's some brief MMA talk and even a quick discussion about a woman's relationship from the Real Housewives of Orange County (what range!). O'Neill switches gears by bringing up the lucrative business of VR p*rno. He also discusses Matty McConaughey's new book (seems like a must read!). Then, we talk about gorillas going wild at the San Diego Zoo with a quote from one of the biggest zoo lovers in the world! O'Neill mentions an MMA conspiracy theory. Also, we talk about a story that involves a man paying for "full contact" treatment with an animal. Spoiler alert: it didn't end well.

We jump right in with the martial art that's taking over the nation, Chair Jitsu. Then we talk some Keith Raniere. After that we dig into a couple of animal stories that take a dark turn. It's a very spooky Halloween edition of the D&O.

Danish opens up talking about a clip he randomly came across online. Then, a discussion about child trafficking breaks out. After that, we break down Bert Kreischer calling for people to say positive things about Tombone Morris. We talk about how that's not the right way to look at it and prove our point with some stories about the man, the myth, the moron. After that, we talk about a mountain lion stalking a jogger for six minutes (why didn't he just get a restraining order?!?). O'Neill tells a story of having a run-in with a bobcat. Danish talks about a guy running for office in Alaska: a Jewish bear killer. This gets us thinking about a great new TV show idea: Alaskan Jews. After, we try a new game: who would you rather have as your religious leader. It pits a dude who got a little cuckcoo on a flight vs. a guy who got freaky inside the church. Lastly, we briefly talk about a show that was a big Halloween bust on Netflix.