The boys recount times of dealing with car dealers. Patrick tells the tale of turning a porch into a patio. AJ is sick and is relentlessly spreading disease. Then these two imbeciles talk about AI.

Well the time has finally come, the boys talked about ridiculous conspiracy theories. Little moon landing, little bit of ‘round earth’ bs. AJ shares roofing stories, Patrick recounts times working in the warehouse. Fun facts about the true origin of the ten commandments and the seven deadly sins.

The boys trade stories of barely escaping some suspicious situations. AJ thinks that a bullet ant wouldn’t even hurt that bad, idiot. Homage is paid to our favorite ATL comedian. Patrick learns about his condition, and y’all learn maybe too much about him.

The boys each share their own river tubbing stories, the events of which span love, betrayal, turmoil, and triumph. Recent shows and open mics in the city are relived. AJ discusses a bitter neighborhood rivalry with lore as deep as game of thrones. Who tf is Pocahontas? Seriously, we can’t remember.

The boys had themselves some weeks. Fun recaps about Canada, and a weird movie AJ had to watch while picking up food. A crazy bible story, fun idea with dice, and a dude who owes a comic a cashapp. 

New friend joins the Slop-verse! Jacob Jonas joins the boys to share comedy stories, reveal an unexpected funeral silver lining, and relive his time on the walking dead. AJ and Pat have some stuff to talk about too.

AJ reveals if there actually was a show in Savannah, talks about getting his heart broken at Magic City, and details his time in the illustrious city of New Orleans. Patrick also shares some NOLA tales, basks in the glory of the Eagles recent Super Bowl win by remembering the greatest Philly fan moment, and teaches us some fun details about 20th century Italian history.

The boys are back to one on one riffing and stories. AJ shares more branches of his family tree; including his fun Facebook Aunt and Walter White adjacent Uncle. He also details another highlight in his rumor spreading career. Patrick recounts the PA T-rex, relives successfully circumventing law enforcement, and describes a time his Boy Scout camp trusted a unique individual with a pump action.

FIRST GEUST IN SLOPCAST HISTORY!!! Amazing comedian, Kenny, joins the sloppy boys to share his new movie idea, describe Jimmy Buffets alter ego, and try to get the boys to indulge in an innovative product. AJ discusses the realities of Mississippi, and some suspect behavior at a McDonalds. Patrick relays the litigation of this nations greatest lawsuit. Follow our boy @kennystempien on IG.

The boys discuss Bryce Mitchell’s new podcast and reignite their distain for the French. AJ remembers a funny argument his sister would use in debates, relives mistakenly confusing mice for rats, and describes how shoes made him sad. Patrick recounts teleporting (mentally) around Europe, explains his Super Bowl superstitions, and shoots his shot with the Statue of Liberty.