Patrick details an impressive physical feat, recalls a time he missed out on love due to peer pressure, and describes his heroic acts of valor he displayed while serving in his middle school airsoft platoon. AJ recounts the time his mom did him a solid, the genesis of a high school rumor that spread like wildfire, and relives his glory days of cutting weight for wrestling.

Patrick speaks about an old school field trip to the Supreme Court, details a heroic endeavor saving a pedestrian from oncoming traffic, and teases a new business partner for the podcast. AJ relives a nightmare in New Jersey, discusses a field trip of his own, and relays an enthralling love story between a two lovers where one is in prison. AND OUR CAT LUFFY JOINS!! Cat don’t say much but he’s chill. 

Buckle up sloppers, we got a messy one for ya today. Patrick recounts a tale of revenge, divulges the interworkings of fraternity life, and remembers and interesting form of panhandling. AJ introduces a new character in the Slop Universe, argues in favor of a jacuzzi being a good investment and invents a new catchphrase.

The boys look back on poor middle school decisions that led to their unpopularity, but still give a nod to the importance of getting bullied. Patrick revisits an acquaintance from high school, does his best Mike Breen impression, and describes a new method of getting payback. AJ spins a yarn about how good his grandma’s legendary sewing, nightmares from the juggalos, and makes an argument for hamster as apex predator.

Patrick spins a yarn about hidden treasure found while volunteering for Boy Scouts, flashback to a near arrest in Germany, and expands his high school resume. AJ tells us how he Indian Jones-ed some millers, remembers the Jerry Springer Show, and gives a useful tip on how to get your friends to listen. EPISODE 10 BABYYYY

AJ and Patrick each spin a yarn about the farthest they’ve driven for standup for the least amounts of money. The tales are full of love, lust, deception, someone named Squeak (like the sound), rap battles, and free pizza that you shouldn’t eat. Real doozy this week.

The boys discuss the importance of holiday drinking, interesting interactions with gummy head, and the time AJ ruined a perfect couple’s very very happy marriage that had nothing wrong with it whatsoever. Patrick explains his bathroom standards and killer eating habits. AJ sheds light on the corrupt laws of Louisiana and then milks a piranha.

Patrick recounts working at a furniture store with a farmer/struggling artist, his employment at the rope course, and measures taken by his high school to put a stop to the boys having a good time. AJ shares fun Italian cultural traditions his family brought from the old country, the time he had to call the wolf from Pulp Fiction, and a flaming hot new sport he invented in an abandoned basement.

AJ recounts an interesting red light encounter, discusses his plans to combat VISA, and details how to get away with not wearing a seat belt. Patrick toys with a more fun version of Harry Potter and explains a wild scenario with his neighbors hamster.

Sloppy Thanksgiving everyone! As a treat we are releasing a bonus episode this week. It’s because we are super nice and cool and totally not because we messed up the audio about 40 minutes into what was meant to be episode 6. Topics: T-Pain but the T is for…, sneaking onto airplanes, casinos.