AJ hates on small businesses, shares his opinions about Portland, and divulges more information about his seemingly cursed High School. Patrick tells the tales of partying with Lynn Temple, comes up with a new work out regiment and discusses how Yohan from Jacksonville ruined his date.

AJ educates us on how the bulldog got its nam, his methods of profiting from parties, and the time he was a lil gimp boy. Patrick recounts a time he was a naughty lil boy in middle school, details some of his obscure training methods, and remembers some teachers of notable size. Slop it up y'all

AJ tells the tale of the perfume maker his brother met, the time he played beer pong but it was lean, and when someone poopied their pants in middle school. Pat recounts a ridiculously inflated resume he once read, reveals a fun lil secret, and considers a fun new way to make money.

Pat & AJ discuss proper etiquette in public bathrooms, possibly going #1 on the floor on purpose, and AJ's wild ride at a suspicious club. Stick around to find out what happens at the Jimmy Johns. Also we have a new intro now, please tell us how much you love it in the comments.

Episode 1 sets the precedent of slop. AJ and Patrick discuss the aftermath of International Beer Day, an idea for new Marvel Superhero, BYOB Strip Club Infrastructure, and AJ's IQ. (stick with it for the first three minutes, all good after the slow start)