Direct from his European Tour Kai finds Daniel rattling around his big house to hear all about his swimming pool and golf simulator as he grows further and further out of touch from reality. Kai recounts his intense three week schedule and appreciates the time he used to have to himself while Daniel was on stage.

Daniel loves himself with a self indulgent half way flush so he doesn't need to sit in his own stink. He struggles with his morals while laughing at an assassination and then tries to commit atrocities in VR. Another solo session while his only friend is on the road before next week's reunion episode.

Before having their hearts broken by a failed audio record the boys were in full stride petitioning to have tugging added to olympic events, after Kai tells Connor about his friend's eventful journey home. Thankfully the camera audio has been salvaged so you can still listen to the adventures of Big Cuck, Little Cuck, albeit with slightly lower quality than their childish ramblings were intended to be consumed.

Four days into the European tour with only one full day of f**k-ups, Kai and Connor catch their breath over a pint of Guinness in Ireland as they stick to their schedule even though the Dublin gig had been moved to January. They both share regret of idolising early Conor (with one N) McGregor. Kai wants to start a gang.

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After taking turns to carry the podcast Muggins and Cream finally do one together and it's a miracle Kai is here for this after a shark encounter on holiday that sent him spinning. They react to a skydiver who survived a more credible brush with death as their parachute didn't open. The only funny things happening in Daniel's life right now are hack tropes.

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Cream is joined by resident ginger Gareth Waugh in today's episode where they discuss their time at the Final Fantasy Orchestra, how horrible pregnancies are, and flavour it all with a healthy dose of thinly-veiled sexism.

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Many of you have engaged with him after being baited in the comments, many of you have watched on in joy knowing he's trolling, now you can meet the religious obstetrician from the comments of Sloss and Humphries reels as Kai navigates the conversation cautious not to get trolled himself.

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Elliot's father and esteemed legend of comedy Mark Steel joins the podcast as he's thrust into continuing a story he'd started off air about an incident with a cottage pie. We get to hear all of the problems Elliot had at school and found out exactly how he came to be the way he is, and not a member of the SAS.

Muggins and his guest host (Elliot Steel) accidentally coordinate their clothes as is becoming a running theme of the pod. Sat in the garden at the start of Kai's tour with three shows in the bag to discuss and an almost scrap with an overfamiliar banter merchant. Elliot discriminates hard against short men.

Two years ago Muggins spoke on the podcast about a young urchin he picked up off the streets after seeing him do an open spot and added him to some professional line-ups to kick start his career, two years later young Jack Traynor is taking the prison scene by storm. They shun the subscribed religions and speculate alternative ideas about life and creation. Jack tells about how he ended up in China from the promise of a free meal.

Good luck to our international audience deciphering these two exotic regional accents.

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