Sloss and Humphries On The Road

Sloss and Humphries On The Road episodes:

• 05.16.2024

  Tour Bubble

  Practically delirious from being in a constant state of touring Muggins and Cream try to speculate what is going on in the world outside their bubble. Dangerously out of touch and uninformed they try to fix the worlds economy. Not...

  
• 05.09.2024

  Beef!

  Muggins and Cream fly over to the west coast from New York to Seattle before their gig in Tacoma and bring up hypothetical comedy beefs and how they'd respond. Encouraging comedy to go the way of rap music they pick...

  
• 05.02.2024

  Bad Coochie Breath

  Muggins and Cream finally get around to your (sorry it's late) podcast after indulging themselves in a trip to Magic Kingdom and Universal Studios while touring through Florida with family Sloss. Daniel frowns upon the pre-nup, Kai recounts being humiliated...

  
• 04.24.2024

  Wrong Border

  Muggins and Cream get cozy on a bed in Chicago for their day off and recount their difficulty getting back into the states after a brief trip to Toronto. They receive a sizeable donation from country singer Willie Nelson in...

  
• 04.17.2024

  Something Something

  Muggins and Cream park the tour bus and step into a reservation casino in Mashantucket, Connecticut to drink daiquiri slushies and record your first episode of the USA tour 2024. With quite literally nothing to complain about in their lives...

  
• 04.10.2024

  Ant Vesuvius

  Back in the studio ever so briefly after a winding road that took them from India to the Alps the boys have a moment of tranquility before taking you to the states. Muggins considers the ethics of waking someone up...

  
• 04.08.2024

  Last Day on the Mountain Ft. Emmanuel Sonubi

  A debrief of Altitude 2024 as Manny joins Muggins on the last day of the festival to recap some of the many things that happened in the Alps over the last 5 days. This is your late public episode from...

  
• 03.27.2024

  Unsolicited Acts of Service

  In full Indian garb Muggins and Cream offload about the persistent demands to assist them throughout their day, in a world where subtle hints, social cues, and direct "No"'s don't seem to land they shoulder the ancestral guilt of resorting...

  
• 03.20.2024

  No Compliment Ft. Urooj Ashfaq

  After a tiring few days doing night flights to their shows in India, Muggins and Cream have a brief tired boy whinge before bringing in an antidote to their negativity, Arooj Ashfaq, who is back in Mumbai after her UK...

  
• 03.13.2024

  Turkey Leg Ft. Emre Günsal

  On the Turkish leg of the tour Muggins and Cream sit down with local comedian Emre Günsal who talks fondly about the growth of the Istanbul scene and recounts his time in jail for some quality jokes that were ill...

  
• 03.06.2024

  Squelchy Compressions

  Muggins and Cream flit between American politics and soiling themselves with bodily fluids. Daniel gets to choose which city in the UK Putin gets to nuke and is spoilt with choice. Natalie works her way around all of Kai's friends...

  
• 02.29.2024

  Moon Monkeys

  Passing through the mean streets of Cambridge Muggins and Cream find a non violent use of the good book. They boys collect venues like Pokemon and discuss where mans likenesses to the monkey ends. Kai gets rejected from mass and...

  
• 02.21.2024

  Older Than Your Average MILF

  Answering life's impossible quandaries, like how old is a piece of MILF. Daniel's child has his second birthday party so Muggins and Cream remember the joys and tragedies of their childhood parties. Fast forward to this week when Kai was...

  
• 02.14.2024

  Super Brood

  After Kai is forced to accept his eyes for who they are and Daniel offloads the many things that have been bugging him, the boys talk about the double swarm of actual bugs that will be in frenzy during their...

  
• 02.07.2024

  Fleeced by a Groomer (Ft. Mark Nelson)

  Mark Nelson of 'Absolute Cuts' joins the podcast especially to be triggered by Daniel's movie opinions. They talk about improvised moments in cinema, on set deaths and whatever happened to John Connor. Then they tap into Marks second favourite pastime,...

  
• 01.31.2024

  No One's Role Model

  After spending two weeks in almost darkness during a Scandinavian winter, Muggins and Cream cheer themselves up by reading through some of your many celebrity encounters. (Thanks for writing in) The boys discuss role models, or lack thereof. #16   Improve the...

  
• 01.24.2024

  Name Droppers

  Not a name goes undropped as Muggins and Cream go through their myriad encounters with celebrities from A-Z. From drinking their home brew liquor to drunk texting them, without an ounce of imposter syndrome to be seen. #15   Improve the contents...

  
• 01.17.2024

  Picky Cannibalism

  Welcome to the food tour podcast. After the well trodden track debating metric and imperial, Muggins and Cream discuss how they'd eat eachother if push came to shove. Kai tests Daniel to see how famous he thinks he is compared...

  
• 01.10.2024

  Louis Sea K Gull

  The morning after the derby before Muggins returns with tales of an epic 24 hours eating chocolate mushies and laughing at mackems. They go digging into the logistics of how the infamous sunderalnd fan molested a seagull.  #13       Improve the...

  
• 01.03.2024

  Thick as Pig Mince

  Balls deep in the gooch of the year where your calendars enter anti-gravity, Muggins and Cream bring you your last podcast of 2023 to close out the year with some Christmas catch up chat. Kai quadruples down on a friend's...

  
• 12.20.2023

  Julie Buttplug

  Kai tries to bounce back from the day from hell on tour, sending his worldly belongings on an adventure, while Daniel has taken to shop lifting. They entertain the idea of getting railed off their wives. #11 Improve the contents of...

  
• 12.13.2023

  Rabona a Jobby

  Setting up camp in Prague Muggins and Cream perfectly time an edible to come up mid episode, Daniel has a brush with Idris Elba while Kai becomes family friends with Ally McCoist. Today's ranting is brought to you by Swiss...

  
• 12.06.2023

  Bin Woman

  Muggins and Cream are briefly back in the studio between trips to Europe, Kai needs to pretend he’s being pranked to remain civilised in a lease car exchange, Daniel tries not to be surprised when he sees women doing traditionally...

  
• 11.29.2023

  Upside Down Pineapple

  Daniel suffers rejection on his honeymoon, but only from his friends. It's ok though he made some new ones and they roped him into dancing. Imminently upon landing home Cream rejoins Muggins in Vienna to tell all of his filthy...

  
• 11.22.2023

  Flower of Death (Ft. Dan Nightingale, Amy Le Owens & Dean Coughlin)

  The Royal Rumble of podcast crossovers presenting Amy and Dean of 'The Mild High Club' and Dan Nightingale of 'Have a Word' as they join Humphries in place of the sunburnt Scotsman. Amy overshares an autopsy after Dean's outlaw sperm...

  
• 11.15.2023

  Scheme Juice

  Why not get your relationship advice from two happily married men. Muggins and Cream talk about break ups, cheating, people who get out of a long term relationship but move straight on to the next one, and of course, people...

  
• 11.08.2023

  Magoo Time (Ft. Jamie Hutchinson)

  The cross over you all wanted but were too scared to suggest incase it went disastrously wrong. Jamie Hutchinson of 'Hot Water Green Room' and 'Climbing into bed with his gran' notoriety steps in for Sloss and tells Kai all...

  
• 11.01.2023

  Caviar Crackers

  Daniel is still on a high from nerding up at Wembley Arena after joining the Critical Roll cast on stage in a virgins wet dream come true. Kai cosplays as middle class but reveals his true identity with the Geordie...

  
• 10.25.2023

  Pikachu Queef

  The boys land in Los Angeles and Muggins instantly spins out his body clock. Cream admits Discord is the technology that has left him behind and made him feel like a boomer. They realise the California driving requirements are far...

  
• 10.18.2023

  This Little Piggy (Ft. Elliot Steel)

  We'd like to introduce the viewers / listeners who have recently joined us to Elliot Steel who is the first guest in our new studio but a familiar face to the rest of you. Of course the subject matter circles...

  
• 10.11.2023

  Death by a Million Puns

  Staying on topic by way of pun Daniel and Kai keep returning to Sycamore Gap to grieve a dead tree. In a desperate attempt to provide some visual spender within their fresh new studio Kai takes a retinal injury from...

  
• 10.04.2023

  5.50: Thisis Nicholson

  This is the last unprofessional episode, we're shooting the next one in our pimped out studio with three camera angles, shit hot cameras, with scopes (people call them lenses but I know what they are) so you'll be able to...

  
• 09.27.2023

  4.49: Belta Skelta

  If you're here to hear Daniel talk about Dispatches / RB then you're in the wrong place. He doesn't talk about it in this episode, and probably won't in the near future. BUT. If you're here for your usual dose...

  
• 09.21.2023

  4.48: Strict Masons

  Mark joins Kai on the pod while Daniel is spending his time off doing what he loves most, riding buses and queueing at airports. The boys cast aspersions about the free mason's entry policy and try to rank minority groups...

  
• 09.20.2023

  4.48: The Dudley Goths

  Muggins has been enjoying some time off casually working on the new studio while Cream spends his time off doing what he loves the most, riding buses and being stuck in airport queues. They fail to cover themselves in glory...

  
• 09.10.2023

  4.47: Game-Over

  Daniel wraps up his month as a fringe tourist witnessing a medical emergency and being a pulled on stage as a random audience member, before coming across as a diva on behalf of an Avenger. Kai agonises over a decision...

  
• 09.06.2023

  5.46: Comrade in Law

  Concluding a multicultural revolving door of fine guests from the fringe, Muggins and Cream host one of Portugals finest, André De Freitas, right before their very own visit to his country. They talk about meeting the in laws, devils threesomes...

  
• 08.30.2023

  5.45: Milk of the Gods

  Urooj Ashfaq joins Muggins and Cream moments before being nominated for Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and going on to win the award. Congratulations to this legend. They talk about India's love for cows, cultural differences when it...

  
• 08.23.2023

  5.44: Twatatouille

  Back by extremely popular demand Reuben Kaye returns to the podcast, discussing Britney Spears, socialism, smear tests and fish pedicures. Not in that order.

  
• 08.16.2023

  5.43: Please Love Me (ft. Kara Sloss)

  Daniel Sloss interviews his wife Kara using the questions provided by our listeners. Welcome to the podcast's first couples therapy session.

  
• 08.09.2023

  5.42: Bruv and Hate Speech

  While Muggins continues his 2023 wedding tour Cream is joined by podcast favourite Elliot Steel who is off the blocks at the Edinburgh fringe festival with his new show 'Love and Hate Speech'

  
• 08.02.2023

  Patreon Bonus: Soz God

  Due to our lost luggage setting us back we are releasing this archive Patreon episode as your weekly public ep. If you are looking for inspiration on who to see at the fringe please go see Rueben, he is an...

  
• 07.26.2023

  5.41: Gamify Your Bits and Bobs

  Muggins and Cream have successfully outran their luggage as. far as Calgary where it catches up with them covered in gin (spoiler alert, they've since lost it again). Kai tells Daniel about the Bone app (it's actually called 'Biscuit' but...

  
• 07.19.2023

  5.40: Leboneezer Scrooge

  Muggins and Cream are packing up for Canada with a whisky and a spliff. Kai goes glasses shopping alone and ages himself 15 years. Daniel empathises with Kara for changing her signature. They contemplate Superman's opinion of us all.

  
• 07.12.2023

  5.39: Fingerless Condom

  Muggins has just turned 40 and Cream is back from a family holiday in 'technically Spain' Tenerife. A lovely little catch up episode with some football chat where they introduce a new rule to improve the game, with plenty of...

  
• 07.05.2023

  5.38: Stag Don’t

  Muggins and Cream return from a turbulent expedition to Benidorm with an army of Geordies. Not so fresh from the Pincer Stag do the boys unpack how Kai's foolproof plans backfired so catastrophically. This episode was originally scheduled as a...

  
• 06.28.2023

  5.37: A Sloss

  Cream is joined by feeble bald man Ryan Cullen for this episode where they discuss the creator of Nike, organ donations, and of course, car bombings.

  
• 06.21.2023

  5.36: Gay Pizza

  Craig Hill fills a Muggins shaped hole with Cream in an innuendo packed podcast. The boys discuss gay terminology, their early careers and Fathers day. Craig gives Daniel the rare gift of masculinity.

  
• 06.14.2023

  5.35: Bedtime Rider

  Drunk, stoned and high on life in Bulgaria, Muggins and Cream wrap up a sensational leg of the tour with a giddy and inappropriate extended episode. The boys have been thoroughly entertained by master baiter Dave Longley in their comments...

  
• 06.07.2023

  5.34: Unwise but not Illegal

  Two married men, Muggins and Cream retire to their man cave to have some bloke chat. That's essentially what this podcast is now. Anything Daniel does now is Kara's fault because that's who she married. Kai finds his friend's jotter...