Let’s get into it: You don’t need more friends, you are not the main character, and be careful with knives around your butt. If you don’t appreciate our sage advice, we also talk about drive thrus, shampoo bottles, and forgetting people’s names. Full video episodes are on YouTube so go watch us.

Superfan @thisisdylvn joins the show this week with a life savings of small potatoes including: Uber Eats paranoia, the Almighty franchise, Anthony's new pterodactyl yoga, and selling clothes on Instagram. DYLVN's new album Falling Far From Home is out now!

This week: Spencer is betrayed via Netflix, Anthony lobbies for a streamlined moviegoing experience, and Trevor wrestles time out of Anthony’s arm wallet. Also, Spider-Man, booster seats, and dopamine.

Your favorite potatoes discuss popcorn, the dentist, and lava lamps. Also, look out for the Small Potatoes pop-up tent at your local rave.

On this week’s VERY FIRST VIDEO EPISODE: Pirates of the Caribbean, lying to your parents, and the most permanent of markers. Also, Anthony tells us the story of his incarceration, Spencer explains his frequent pink eye, and Trevor sounds extra cool and sexy.

For legal reasons, Anthony will not be joining us this week. Instead, Spencer and Trevor have some very inconsequential takes on vanity plates, top sheets, saying Grace, and adult Heelies.

This week: The history of cyberbullying, Sunkin Sonuts and their mediocre soffee, Spencer’s mysteriously free McDonald’s, and Anthony gets a haircut from a drunk man. Tune in!

This episode contains 2021 hacks that are a must-have. Including Meyers-Briggs results on Tinder, the earlobe-to-throat pipeline, how to shave the cave, and the real truth about The Lord of the Rings. Plus, Trevor is single and it’s glaringly obvious.

Lots of questions this week. Who does the credits after movies? How does one end a phone call? Does Batman have tattoos? Also, Anthony has another encounter with a child. Does he have a normal response this time? Listen to find out.

This week features discussions on Harvard (the school), baseball (the American version), and the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles).  Also, tips and tricks on how to run like you don’t even care.