To set the scene: You're 8 and your parents are taking you on a journey. You're waiting for your parents' car, a car that will take you far away. You know where you hope this car will take you, but you can't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. Because it's Candy Cane Lane. A magical Narnia-like street that emerges only once a year and then vanishes as fast as it appeared.  

Let's catch you up on what's going on. We're getting rid of time as a construct and going by the way of the Sun. Trevor is this week's know-it-all with some pretty specific facts about Asia, and Anthony makes a convincing argument as to why you should always join as many clubs as you can. 

Your North Face jacket is more than just a jacket. It's a transformer, and they have a message to send out, "If there are any cardigans out there... We are here. We are waiting. And we are comfy". Also, If no one told you today, you are beautiful. Hope our podcast description inspires you. 

If you had a job in a dystopian world, what would it be? The guys answer this and storyboard the plot to the next SCI-FI blockbuster, The Last Dandelion. Anthony lands himself in the lead role by accident, and Spencer's resistance ends up as the B plot. 

Carrying the spooky spirit well into November, Small Potatoes takes a look at their favorite Halloween movies in this thrilling continuation of last week's episode. Warning: some of these movies are rated PG-13, so viewer discretion is advised. Also, the Tooth Fairy, fruit cups, and villainous scars.

It's the witching month and Small Potatoes is in the holiday spirit. The fellas swap their spookiest stories, Anthony gives us a history lesson in iPhone operating systems, Spencer's mom finally gets a good night's sleep, and Trevor loses a very important video game character. Not enough Halloween content for you? Fret not, for next week's episode is part two of the same ghoulish nonsense.

This week’s episode is short and sweet: Sun crevices, night owls, and custodial engineers. Also, Trevor owns a clock (embarrassing) and all music is now Pitbull (sorry). The room is hot and the fellas are drunk so strap in, folks.

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A very educational episode this week. Spencer shares his recipe for a terrible margarita, Anthony teaches us how to eat ass, and Trevor offers some French reading lessons. However, there are still many unanswered questions. Like, what is a Granny Smith Pepper? Are all dentists just scam artists? And most importantly, what does God's man cave look like?

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This week is a doozy. Having ugly children, the sexiest instrument, and the worst handwriting. Also discussed: talking to Siri, avocado toast, and living out that one scene from Monsters Inc. All jam-packed in one star-studded, knee-slapping, back-breaking episode.

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OUTDOOR EPISODE. Your favorite potatoes come to you this week under clear blue skies to explain 1984 (the audio book), Blues Clues, whistling, and leash kids. Also: Questions are raised concerning Greek mythology, falling rocks, and Spencer’s parental status.