What if Jesus had like a really annoying voice? What if Trevor couldn’t interrupt our bits? What if you didn’t ask us to hold your baby? This episode answers it all. With controversial topics such as: how auto-updates are a tease, elementary school newsletters exist, and lastly, how our podcast career is too important to start a family right now. Also, Spencer stops breathing when he does crosswords and that's just weird.

This episode is gross. Potatoes include: farts, buttholes, maggots, taints, toes, elephantiasis, jacking it, and of course, poop scares. But don’t worry, there are plenty of other, milder tidbits for your enjoyment. So throw on some crackling vinyl sound effects, sit back in your sensory deprivation tank, and stream the show to your heart’s content. Listener discretion HEAVILY advised.

Small Potatoes is setting trends this week. We’re replacing lanyards with over-sized key rings, cutting boards with our bare hands, and Costco traffic laws with utter chaos. We want smaller phones, bigger remotes, and to simply live forever. So take a load off, grab the nearest pair of scissors, and kill some time like you’re watching a movie with commercials.

Critics are raving about this week's hot story, and it's a thriller to remember. Spencer prevented an assassination in a steam room at his local gym. This earned him a nom for 'Biggest Commitment' at the 2022 Spy Oscars on CBS, hosted by Ricky Gervais. Lastly, don't miss a dive through food efficiency in the tortilla chip community. And for the hopeless romantics, Trevor made up a story about a date he went on! 

This week: A journey through the notes app, shopping cart betrayal, and something called a “mashed small potato”? For the spiritual crowd, a brand new religion based on this podcast will be debuting in several hundred years, so look out for upcoming announcements on that. Finally, we raise a very important question for our listeners: star-shine or dark? Vote now!

It’s a new year and we’ve brought you several brand new potatoes to discuss. First, the fellas share their New Year’s resolutions, which may shock you. Anthony vows to drink more water, Spencer joined a gym, and Trevor forgot to make one. Other topics of the week include Batman, birds, and a very important question: Which is worse, warm or flat soda?

It’s post-Christmas and the last last week of the year. Everyone’s wearing sweatpants and new clothes that haven’t been washed yet. It’s time to kick back, relax, and listen to Small Potatoes. This week: Unspoken assigned seating on the family couch, dinner table, and car. Crazy holiday shopping where Spencer had an experience at the grocery store and so much more. Aw jeez, what a treat!

So Trevor hooked up with Jesus. Nobody was keeping time for like a really long time. Tom Hanks is Santa as well as every other male character. And don’t forget to visit Little Big Bear when you’re missing home. 

In this week's episode, there's an extensive workshop to try and find out what the X in LAX stands for. Crossing? Is it a plane symbol? Does it mean Xylophone? Anyways thanks to our sponsor this week, CremaUrn. Use promo code: Potatoes, so you and your loved one can get cremated for free with a purchase of one cremation. 

Check out this week's hot scoop: Spencer's at the North Pole. Harry Potter is a magical movie but birds delivering messages is just too much for Anthony to believe. And you know the hit Netflix film, Red Notice? Well, the original title was actually, Get Departed. Find out why in this week's episode!