Eight teams, three rounds, two conferences, and one person to be crowned Worst Neighbor. Check out @smalltownscuttlebutt to print out your bracket and take on the whole office. (Go Big. $1,000 buy-in. Winner takes all). Also, burnt hair is a smell like no other, making a business decision with a coin toss, and political signs do not work.

Rick tries to keep things positive but it's hard when your friggin' insurance company is flying drones over your house. Also, a Seattle comedy club is canceling comics, a March Madness Worst Neighbor Tournament announcement, and a new "sniglet is born.

Do you feel like you need to refresh your look? Mary Lou Andre has tips for things to leave behind in 2023. Also, reactions to the We Are The World doc, parents are more than just a ride and a wallet, and Victoria's Secret panty parties!

Rick is bandaged up because he drilled a hole in his hand and Liz has questions. The pair spotlight a dangerous yard game from the 80s, kids today taking online driver's ed, and going into school vacation with no plans. Liz also reviews 1883 (better than Yellowstone?). Finally, Rick and Liz commiserate over dealing with picky eaters, and close with a totally-not-sexualized version of Would You Rather...?

100 middle school students descend upon a grocery store and mayhem ensues. Will these perps be reprimanded and justly punished? Rick takes the grumpy old man's view and says, nope! Also, Liz rates Valentine's gift ideas, references the Fleshlight, and gives a "happy ending".

Hey, wanna strip down to a diaper and play with some other weirdos? Atkinson, NH has a spa for you! Also, teacher-on-teacher crime, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelse predictions, and some marketing ideas for Adam and Eve.

Rick and Liz share listener emails and some news stories. Political season, youth sports, "Man Camp", and a justified Wal-Mart meltdown. Also, another installment of "Am I The Asshole?"

New highway sign rules are omitting the use of humor. Also, when parents can't win, Liz watches True Crime, and Rick misses the Icecapades.

Let's execute this year. And by that, we mean get shit done, not wipe out death row. We're feeling optimistic so hop on the happy train with us. Also, van life.

"Workin' nine to five", "Takin' care of business," "Johnny used to work on the docks". There are so many songs about earning a living. From homicide detective to life coach, hear these guests and their cool stories about their jobs.