If your high school kid said, "Hey Mom, can I sleep over at my girlfriend's house?" would you yes? Liz did, and she justifies her rationale. Also, AITA Real Estate Edition, working with your parents, and going for a Cologuard hat trick.

Evan returns from a conference a little hungover. Liz has a developing story about her neighbors taking down trees on her property line, and Rick officiates Worst Neighbor Final Four Tournament action. Also, a thought experiment involving Rick and Evan going to jail together, negotiating chores and compensation with kids, and "What's in the Box?" featuring Gwyneth Paltrow's candle.

Rick and Liz are looking for someone to assume third mic duties. Evan Walsh gets interviewed. Also: social media trolls who don't get the joke, junior prom attire best practices, and what does pour some sugar on me mean anyway?

Who's the worst neighbor? We still don't know but we're getting closer to finding out. Also, residents in Salisbury, MA buy $600K in sand only to watch the ocean take it away three days later.

Eight teams, three rounds, two conferences, and one person to be crowned Worst Neighbor. Check out @smalltownscuttlebutt to print out your bracket and take on the whole office. (Go Big. $1,000 buy-in. Winner takes all). Also, burnt hair is a smell like no other, making a business decision with a coin toss, and political signs do not work.

Rick tries to keep things positive but it's hard when your friggin' insurance company is flying drones over your house. Also, a Seattle comedy club is canceling comics, a March Madness Worst Neighbor Tournament announcement, and a new "sniglet is born.

Do you feel like you need to refresh your look? Mary Lou Andre has tips for things to leave behind in 2023. Also, reactions to the We Are The World doc, parents are more than just a ride and a wallet, and Victoria's Secret panty parties!

Rick is bandaged up because he drilled a hole in his hand and Liz has questions. The pair spotlight a dangerous yard game from the 80s, kids today taking online driver's ed, and going into school vacation with no plans. Liz also reviews 1883 (better than Yellowstone?). Finally, Rick and Liz commiserate over dealing with picky eaters, and close with a totally-not-sexualized version of Would You Rather...?

100 middle school students descend upon a grocery store and mayhem ensues. Will these perps be reprimanded and justly punished? Rick takes the grumpy old man's view and says, nope! Also, Liz rates Valentine's gift ideas, references the Fleshlight, and gives a "happy ending".

Hey, wanna strip down to a diaper and play with some other weirdos? Atkinson, NH has a spa for you! Also, teacher-on-teacher crime, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelse predictions, and some marketing ideas for Adam and Eve.