Its parishioners mock an AI priest, The NY/Dublin Portal is used for explicit self-expression, and the once cutesy heart-hands gesture is now the hand signal of the human lemming. Also, is there a double standard between women wearing athleisure attire and men wearing golf clothes in public? Would you do Kim Kardashian? And finally, REI has a no-bag policy that has a workaround.

From authoritative moms on the playground to being framed for murder by local and state police, everybody is dealing with some baggage. Also, Tom Brady will regret his roast, a "chipper" solution to homelessness, and moms talk so much there's a new term for it: "mom talk"!

What would you do if a school employee yelled at you in the drop-off line, flipped you off, and then referred to you as an asshole while bitching to herself in a raised voice in front of your kid in class? It just happened in our hometown and we are following with awe. Also, Rick used to ride the "short bus", an artist built an AI naked camera, and someone somewhere must be banging a sex robot right now.

There is an increase in parents who drive their kids to and from school. So, with more cars, longer lines, and constantly changing protocols, you know something is about to go down. Don't mess with the mom fighting for pole position! Also, movies are too long, parents are bad videographers, and a good reason not to get an octopus.

Do you know the meaning behind your synchronicity experience? Neither do we but we talk about it anyway. Also, Liz returns from her brief escape from small-town life, Evan sleeps like a baby, and Rick is going to court...again.

Liz is away so Rick and Evan substitute her woman's perspective with four women's perspectives! Can these guys understand their emails without relying on Liz as their interpreter? Also, grocery shopping with seniors, a quick overview of "The Notebook" (by Nicholas Sparks), and the worst ending to an episode in podcast history.

If your high school kid said, "Hey Mom, can I sleep over at my girlfriend's house?" would you yes? Liz did, and she justifies her rationale. Also, AITA Real Estate Edition, working with your parents, and going for a Cologuard hat trick.

Evan returns from a conference a little hungover. Liz has a developing story about her neighbors taking down trees on her property line, and Rick officiates Worst Neighbor Final Four Tournament action. Also, a thought experiment involving Rick and Evan going to jail together, negotiating chores and compensation with kids, and "What's in the Box?" featuring Gwyneth Paltrow's candle.

Rick and Liz are looking for someone to assume third mic duties. Evan Walsh gets interviewed. Also: social media trolls who don't get the joke, junior prom attire best practices, and what does pour some sugar on me mean anyway?

Who's the worst neighbor? We still don't know but we're getting closer to finding out. Also, residents in Salisbury, MA buy $600K in sand only to watch the ocean take it away three days later.