Smarty Pants Lance

Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes his experiences as a background artist/extra in the movies, on television, and in music videos.

From long, uncompensated hours, to pay which is far less than a pimply-faced teen working fast-food to a-hole production assistants and assistant directors, to no respect from any other members of the cast and crew, working as an extra or "background artist," sucks! 

References include, but are not limited to- Who write this? A lawyer?- Paramount Studios, Hollywood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Larry David. 

Roll sound.  And action!

Need a break from all the blah, blah, blah, of politics, sports, and religion?

Smarty Pants Lance is for people who know laughter is the best medicine!

In each fast, funny, fifteen minute episode, Lance a long-time lawyer- hold the applause- shares his unique point of view inspired by all manner of everyday and not so everyday, topics.

Topics include, but are not limited to- such a lawyer way of saying that!- Dog versus cat people, cheapskates, styles, the doctor, college days, dating apps, working as an extra in movies, TV and music videos, discount warehouses, things people say but don't mean, a-holes, weekends, those darn roommates, and much more! 

So, take a break, and enjoy a laugh, as Lance weaves stories and descriptions containing a happy mixture of quirky experiences, nostalgia, pop-culture, history, celebrity impressions, and character voices.

New episodes Mondays and Thursdays at 8:00 a.m. EST.

WARNING: Listening to Smarty Pants Lance may result in a laugh riot and you might just learn something.