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It’s Brooke’s birthday and the party is just getting started! There’s a misspelled banner and a mini piñata so you know it’s gonna be a good time.

The ladies discuss Botox, baked ziti, Baby Bieber, and hair extensions. Have you ever gotten tangled in extensions before? Spoiler alert: it happens to the best of us.

Drake and his hot dog video are taking over the socials, but Kendrick is still winning this battle.  

Mandy is watching The Sopranos again but it’s Brooke who has the pizza story. Double cheeked up on a Sunday takes on a new meaning in college. 

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Put your Freakum Dress on listeners. This week Mandy and Brooke talk about the 2024 prom season … southern style, thin tip pens, and fast walkers. You’ll be inspired by the ladies as they sing their version of the song Unwritten. 
All that and hella more on this week’s episode of Smeared Mascara

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In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy talk about the significant astrological effects of the recent eclipse. They consulted with their spiritual advisors and realized people were eclipsing all over the place. Were you affected?
So get those special glasses and eat some Tums, because Brooke and Mandy are are being hella Taurus and Scorpio this week. They will discuss  current events, pop culture and their awesome middle-aged lives. Wear your AirPods because the conversation always gets raunchy. You’re welcome!

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Join the ladies this Violent Tuesday, Mandy and Brooke chop it up about the latest in pop culture, fart jokes, and hunky Jesus. Buckle up for this bumpy ride. As always not for young ears. Remember to give us a call at 925-307-6672 with any thoughts, comments or ideas. 

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Join us for your weekly dose of shit talking with Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy discuss the latest in the Diddy drama, dirty cars and bad parking, mucho machismo. 

Pop in your AirPods because the language is mature. 

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Let your crazy hair down like when you were a girl in the Bronx while you listen to this week's episode. Hate motivates Mandy and Brooke this week as they take a  deep dive into pop culture. As always pop in those earbuds as content is explicit. 

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Welcome to the red carpet! On this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy talk about the Academy Awards, a fascinating hobby of creating and collecting Reborn dolls, and finding our Third Spaces. So put on your fancy pants and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara

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In this week’s episode, the slaydies discuss Brooke’s adventure to Palm Springs and some rather aggressive sporty spices, while Mandy gives a recap of a Barbie-licious bridal shower. So charge up the Tesla because we’re going on a  virtual road trip with the chatty babes of Smeared Mascara. Honk honk, bitches!

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As the title suggest, Brooke and Mandy are taking you for a wld ride in this episode. When the ladies switch up their recording schedule, exhaustion and delusion take over. There are so many tangents taken and too many topics covered. So hop into our mini truck and buckle up! Vroom vroom, bitches!!

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