Smith and Hazel

Smith and Hazel

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  • (Ep52) Small Talk, Small Dicks & Big Problems ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿˆ


    Things start off surprisingly calm this week as Hoosier brings some positive news from IU football to the table. He then takes over with reviews of a few movies heโ€™s watched lately, giving his brutally honest opinions on whether theyโ€™re worth your time.

    But naturally, the wheels eventually come off. Hoosier introduces an AITA that sends the guys completely off script, leading to a wild detour that includes questionable female impersonations, some very questionable small dick comments, and absolutely no chance of getting back to the original topic.

    Somehow, the guys manage to regain control before wrapping things up with a little Olympic sports talk, Ocho Sports, and marathon runner mishaps.

    Another completely normal episode of the podcast.

    #AITA, #BDE, #SizeQueen

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    55 min
  • (Ep 51) What Really Grinds Our Gears: Hoosier Gets Us Canceled


    This week, the guys throw all filters out the window and air every grievance they've been holding onto. From mushy bars of soap and corporate buzzwords to slow walkers, loud chewers, and yes, blue haired fat drivers, nothing is safe.

    Will Hoosier finally deliver the hot take that gets the show canceled? Joey does his best to keep things on the rails, but this episode quickly turns into a full blown therapy session fueled by pure annoyance.

    Once everyone's blood pressure comes back down, the guys wrap things up by diving into a few hilarious AITA stories to see who's actually in the wrong.

    If you've ever been irrationally irritated by the smallest things in life, this episode is for you.

    #grindsmygears, #petpeaves, #slowdrivers

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    1 hr 12 min
  • (Ep 50)๐ŸŽ‰ Episode 50: We Somehow Made It! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’จ


    Fifty episodes and somehow we're still allowed to have microphones.

    This milestone episode kicks off with a quick Summer of Bags update, featuring yet another kickball injury because apparently Joey's body wasn't built for recreational athletics.

    Then Hoosier has a surprise up his sleeve as he brings in some special guests! The entire crew from the Duh It Down Podcast crashes the party, along with everyone's favorite Kentucky wild card, Lanc, to celebrate the big 5-0.

    What starts as a simple acronym guessing game quickly turns into a full blown drinking game and, as you'd expect, goes completely off the rails. Along the way, the crew shares stories from behind the scenes of the podcast, reflects on some of their favorite moments from the first 50 episodes, and reveals the blood, sweat, tears, and countless hours of editing that somehow produce this nonsense every week.

    After the Duh crew signs off, Lanc sticks around for a few more games celebrating the first 50 episodes before the guys brainstorm documentary ideas for a future deep dive episode.

    And in true Joey fashion, the show ends exactly the way it began with an unhealthy number of fart sound effects.

    Thanks to everyone who's listened, laughed, and supported us through 50 episodes. Here's to the next 50! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ

    #50, #Milestone, #CoorsLight

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    1 hr
  • (Ep49)Crash Landing with Lanc: The Mackenzie Shirilla Case ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ


    This week the guys are joined by a special guest, Lanc from Kentucky, to break down one of the most talked about true crime documentaries around: The Crash, covering the case of Mackenzie Shirilla.

    Was it a tragic accident or premeditated murder? Joey, Hoosier, and Lanc dive into the documentary, the court case, and all the evidence while sharing their hottest takes. Is Mackenzie a victim, a villain, or just a straight up shitbag? Expect plenty of debate, questionable opinions, and a few laughs along the way.

    Once the true crime talk wraps up, the mood lightens with some hilarious and bizarre Kentucky facts to test Lanc's home state knowledge. Then they roll into stories from his skateboarding days before wrapping things up with the always chaotic Hoosier Lightning Round.

    And because no episode is complete without a sports curse, the guys close things out with some World Cup chatter and try to figure out which team they'll accidentally jinx next.

    Grab a drink, buckle up, and enjoy another completely unqualified but highly entertaining episode!

    #TheCrash, #MackenzieShirilla, #Kentucky

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    1 hr 9 min
  • (Ep 48) The Italian Adventures of Grande Giuseppe ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น


    Joey is back from Italy, and he's bringing home way more than souvenirs.

    This week, Hoosier sits back as Joey recounts the adventures of his Italian vacation, starting with a delayed flight and an unforgettable old Irish man who somehow turned an entire plane ride into a one sided conversation.

    From trying to communicate with locals using a mix of English, hand gestures, and blind confidence, to wondering whether an Italian grandmother was fat shaming him or complimenting him, the stories only get more ridiculous.

    The guys dive into Joey's day at the Beach, where an unfortunate family moment may have left him seeing something from his mother in law that can never be unseen. They discuss the endless flow of local beer, the incredible food, and whether Joey officially transformed into Grande Giuseppe by the end of the trip.

    Then it's on to the roads of Italy, where traffic laws seem more like friendly suggestions. Did Joey survive the chaos? Did he get into an accident? And perhaps the most important question of all, did an innocent trip to the natural springs somehow end with Joey accidentally molesting an old Italian man?

    It's an episode packed with travel disasters, cultural confusion, embarrassing moments, and enough laughs to make you want to book a flight or stay home forever.

    Grab a drink, hit play, and come along for Joey's unforgettable Italian adventure!

    #Italy, #Vacation, #Speedos

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    1 hr
  • (Ep 47)The Hoosier Potpourri Spectacular ๐ŸŽญ


    The Summer of Bags rolls on and somehow there's already another injury. This week's update includes fresh wounds, plenty of blood, and further evidence that summer may be trying to kill him.

    Then it's time for the Hoosier Potpourri Show, where Hoosier unleashes a completely random collection of thoughts, questions, theories, and nonsense on Joey. Topics include:

    Got Milk?
    Which World Cup soccer teams are the NCAA football equivalent of your favorite college programs?
    Was Einstein secretly a serial killer? (Probably not... but let's discuss.)
    Can you hum while pinching your nose?
    Useless facts you'll immediately forget but somehow need to know.

    Plus, "What Would Joey Do for $10 Million?" featuring one very important question: Would he drink Bourbon Street dumpster juice for eight figures?

    We also take a quick trip through Netflix's Top 10, try to figure out what America is actually watching.

    It's chaotic. It's pointless. It's the Hoosier Potpourri Show.

    #potpourri, #worldcup, #NCAA

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    1 hr
  • (Ep 46) World Cup Fever (Sort Of) Has Arrived! ๐ŸŒŽโšฝ


    The boys are fully diving into World Cup madness this week or at least as much as two guys who know absolutely nothing about soccer can.

    You can practically feel Hoosier's excitement as early red cards are handed out and he passionately breaks down a recent USA Women's match against Brazil before eventually realizing it wasn't actually a World Cup game.

    A quick soccer timeout turns into another edition of This day in history with Hoosier, which somehow sends Joey into a full blown rant about The Sopranos, making him possibly the only Italian in America who didn't enjoy the show.

    Back on the international stage, the guys discuss all the foreigners visiting America and the glorious buffet of oversized portions, deep-fried foods, and other fat American traditions awaiting them. Hoosier keeps the global theme alive with some bizarre laws from around the world, including an important debate: How many Dildos is too many Dildos??

    Later, Joey tries to expose Hoosier's lack of soccer knowledge with a trivia game, but instead uncovers some absolutely insane soccer strategies that may or may not violate several international rules. They end with some documentary talk that includes Lego's and Mormons

    It's a worldwide celebration of confusion, ignorance, and somehow soccer.

    #WorldCup2026, #Futbol, #Soccer, #Redcard

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    1 hr 1 min
  • (Ep 45) Concussed, Confused & Aroused ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜


    This week the boys kick things off with some FIFA World Cup talk or maybe Joeyโ€™s just suffering from another brutal case of Summer of Bags CTE after getting absolutely wrecked in kickball. Either way, the medical updates keep coming.

    Hoosier then takes everyone on a journey through history with a โ€œThis Day in Historyโ€ segment featuring everything from Tiananmen Square to a famous WWE birthday, while Joey struggles to connect the dots like a man whose brain has been softened by beer league athletics.

    The conversation somehow pivots to Jimmy the Greek and spirals into a discussion about the unbelievably insane things people openly said and did in the 70s and 80s without getting instantly launched into the sun.

    Then itโ€™s time for more Hoosier Games. First up: the Bodily Ooze Gameย  a disgusting โ€œWould You Ratherโ€ where the guys decide which horrifying ailment theyโ€™d rather live with. Honestly, nobody wins.

    Finally, Hoosier decides to test Joeyโ€™s knowledge of women by having him guess the top female sexual fantasies. Does Joey actually understand the female min or does he only understand his own search history? One thing becomes clear by the end of the episode the ladies apparently do love the Hoosier Daddy.

    #HoosierDaddy, #Fantasies, #Ooze, #WorldCup

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    1 hr 4 min
  • (Ep44) The Summer of Bags Begins ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŽฎ


    The Summer of Bags officially begins as Joey channels his inner George Costanza and declares itโ€™s time for a comeback season. Unfortunately, much like George, it starts with a few embarrassing moments. What exactly did Joey spray in his hair, and did he really gas out an entire Uber ride with his farts?

    The guys also react to listener feedback on Memorial Day BBQ rankings and discuss listener feedback on how they can build the perfect cookout for AI Mel Kiper to grade. Then itโ€™s on to upcoming video games as the crew debates GTA 6, the Madden curse, and what games theyโ€™re most hyped for this year.

    Movies are next on deck with Hoosier once again getting an alien boner over a new UFO flick, while Joey fully embraces being a Marvel nerd and roasts Hoosier for mixing up actors. Plus, is Joey secretly a Hunger Games superfan? What Temu Marvel movie is Hoosier watching?

    To wrap things up, Hoosier brings another game to the table, this time quizzing Joey on how heavy celebrities and singers were when they died. A fun morbid time was had.

    #Marvel, #SummerOfGeorge, #AlienBoner

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    1 hr 1 min
  • (Ep43) Memorial Day Meat Rankings: AI Mel Kiper Strikes Again๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


    This week the boys fire up the grills and crack open some Memorial Day beers for a holiday episode packed with BBQ stories, draft chaos, and absolute nonsense. The guys debates the ultimate Memorial Day setup from meats and sides to beers, games, and songs while AI Mel Kiper returns to hand out brutal draft grades.

    From there, Hoosier somehow steers the show into weird animal behavior and legendary turd stories usually reserved for Joey. Then Joey gets put to the test trying to name the most hated players in NFL by Team before the guys wrap things up by guessing which countries have the highest number of sexual partners.

    Cold beers, terrible takes, and Memorial Day madness

    #memorial-day, #MelKiper, #Turd, #Sex

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    55 min

About Smith and Hazel

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Two middle-aged dudes, a fridge full of beer, and no business having a podcast.