Arron's having THOSE school nightmares this week; perhaps it's because of the scarier tone of Stranger Things this season, or maybe because he's caught in a Dark Rift getting ready to play a role in the upcoming scare fest from the Book Of Monsters studio!

We're hating on unskippable ads and sipping Celebeverages this week, as well as discussing why certain movie franchises never quite stick the landing, and picking some of our favourite Disneys! Once Arron finishes his cheesecake and gets a restraining order on his cat, that is..

Let us take your breath away, as your two Maverick podcasters switch to Cruise control and take the low way to the danger zone, get Inquisitive as the Sith hits the fan, and Leia few spoilers on you as we discuss Obi-Wan, Obi-Two, and Obi-Three! You Organa love it as much as you're Hayden these puns!

Welcome, dear friends, to a lovely catch-up with friend of the SmorgasPod, Alex! As we try and deftly avoid spoilers for Dr Strange (though one or two inevitably creep in), juggle kids, and definitely not remake Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

From hidden helmet noises, to chickens going tweet, we have the kind of Virtual Insanity you just can't beat! And like prosthetic heads or Death on the Nile, like a hot teacher with butt implants, we're always in style!

A new SmorgasPod? Right here for your very ears? Good heavens! The boys are back and plans are afoot to eat the media world alive! So to that end, we will be relentlessly slapping each other's back, and chatting the usual nonsense! It's enough to make you Twitch!

Chim-chim cheroo, the SmorgasPod is back, with a pangential tandemic of titanic proportions! Who's the secret society running the world? What is Sean Bean doing on that train? When is it appropriate to stalk your ex whilst dressed as an old woman? And why is that magic nanny coughing blood? The answers may surprise you!

It's a bite size bit of boredom busting this week, as we try our best to pay tribute to the late Ivan Reitman, speculate on Tarantino's final movie, struggle to recall Captain Marvel, and smile through the tougher bits of parenting. All this, plus mentholated testicles!

What Up, it's yer bois Arron and Andy (as they say on the OoToobz), and it's time to sign your NDA, homies! We get into some of the folks we like to watch and listen to, as Arron's new job has put him in touch with a fellow 'caster with an impressive resumé, and Andy has been enjoying one of our friends terrifying his missus!

Spidery Spoilers and Matricular Revulsions abound this week, as we drag the SmorgasPod into 2022 (where'd the last two years go anyway?) and check out No Way Home, a movie with more swingers than the Austin Powers Trilogy, while Arron gives us his true skinny on Resurrecting the Matrix!