SmorgasPod

Greetings, download ninjas! It's time to break your Power Sword, toss your Nunchucks on the fire escape, and defend your food van from hostile aliens, as we talk tubular with the Turtles, and wonder about the varied quality of their original movie outings. Also: Silent Bob's He-man! Janine Melnitz' grandkid! Andy's Spanish oral! Zero spoilers!

Prepare your tradesman's entrance for a nexus event, as we SmorgasPod our way into tangents -sorry- "branches" whilst wending our way to a mildly spoilery (and possibly selfcestuous) Loki-pokey, via some working Monsters, Bigfoot Vs Predator, an invisible dinosaur, and a bike-based butt-breaking! OOF.

Arron's been to the cinema, so find yourself a Quiet Place to listen to this, otherwise the centipede with the kung-fu grip will get ya! We delve into alternate universes and start a Blunty Brawl with Agent Emily, Go a bit Dr Who with an enchanting lady Loki, compare a pair of Turtle-loving O'Neills, and take in an adult show with Lieutenant Bob! Don't say we didn't warn you.. (Also, Andy's audio was a little quiet, so there is some hiss due to audio post-processing)

With Kevin Smith's Masters of the Universe sequel series imminent, we chat about those two sword-swinging-siblings, He-Man and She-Ra, and their various cartoon incarnations and villainous antagonists, Arron goes for a swim, Andy takes a trip to Kernazzer-Boroo, and we deal with the devil twice - Goldblum and Loki!

It's time to yeet all your boujee guccis, and get down and dirty with the creepy crawlies, as we dive into the ball-pit of takeaway reviews, reminisce on slight ripples with a flat underside, crank up the Inception Noise with Ant and Dec, and get mischievous with our glorious porpoise, Loki! By Grabthar's hammer!

Look, we are too hot, too tired, and nothing exciting has happened, so bear with us as we just.. kinda have a catch up! From medical appointments, to getting the repo men in, from adult chat lines, to retro game software.. this one has it all!*

* Disclaimer: may not have it all.

🎶Sleep's over, nappy's wet, grab your teddy, Andy's got baby vomit on his sweater, not spaghetti, Arron's waiting, he's trying to get a podcast ready; you want chat, but tangents are all you're getting - Some baby psychology, Arron knows more than me, Xena and Hercules (shouts dissapointingly), MODOK's been on TV, babies that crap and pee, but as per usual we make no apology!

Lose yourself in a SmorgasPod!🎶

It's a labour of love this week! Andy makes the big push into fatherhood, so he's no longer the placenta of attention! You'll see-sections of his week you won't be expecting! Arron is on hand to share his Dadsplaining too, so there's plenty of womb to listen in! Oh, baby!

No full length episode this week, because the SmorgasPod family just got a little bigger! We'll be back with a longer episode later this week!

HeY gUyS! It'S tHe WaTcHmOjO vOiCe, HeRe WiTh A LiSt Of tHe ToP 7 sMoRgAsPoDs..

AAAARGH!! Guess what we have a bit of a rant about this week? Also, remember when Gwen Stefani? Do you Howard the Duck? Why was Mortal Kombat? Can Arron statistics? All this, plus we try on a black Cap!