Do you believe in UFOs, Astral Projections, Mental Telepathy, ESP, Clairvoyance, Spirit Photography, Telekinetic Movement, Full-trance Mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis? Then do we have a "Podcast" for you! ⚠️ CAUTION - SPOOKY SPOILERS ⚠️

Do you believe in the Afterlife? Arron has seen it for himself! So we unfurl our Star-Spenglered banners with a spoiler free review of the latest Ghostbusters! Andy, meanwhile, is annoyed at the future of streaming TV and Star Trek, and also drops his pitch for Austin Powers 3! Yeah, baby!

Andy's been to see Marvel's Eternals, but is it a gift from the Gods, or does it myth the mark? Minor spoiler talk ensues! Arron has beef with a movie reviewer, we look forward to the new Matrix and Ghostbusters, engage in dad chat, social expectations, and bloody Instagram motivationals!

We look forward to infinity, and beyond, this week with the Lightyear trailer, and get near the knuckle with Chuck Steele! Plus, the musical event of the century, as we open on Broadway with the Apple Story!

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We are Licensed to Spill this week, as Arron has the tea on Bond's final outing which is finally out, Andy's hyped for a Raccoon RE:boot with the tasty (and itchy) new Resident Evil trailer, plus we say "wotcha" to the Watcher one last time to wrap up What If?, and get spoiled symbiotically with a leak from Venom. SPOILER WARNINGS!

The SmorgasPod, as years totaled five! Arron, his fitness improving. Andy, his Facebook blank. The commissioner, his advice shameful. Count Von Count, your paces numbered. Seinfeld, his comedy situationless. Ted Lasso, his show exclusive. Shaka, when the walls fell! DiCaprio, his glass raised.

Put on your Gamer Glasses, folks! Cos Arron and Andy have both seen Free Guy, so we have a slightly spoilery delve into the movie, its themes, and our opinions! Also: can you escape a room with Arron and his Mucus Totem? How many beds combine to form Captain Planet? Who the hell are the guest stars on the Muppet Show? All this, and Zombloga-chips!

Welcome back! It's been a hot minute since we got together last, so here's a bumper sized SmorgasPod for you! We are all ready to jack back in to the Matrix.. but did we ever escape it? We discuss the new trailers for both the Matrix and Spidey upcoming sequels, and roll up our newspaper (remember those) to swat a Black Widow! Join us!

What If Arron and Andy behaved like Dadults? What If Scary Movie hadn't spawned a whole parody genre? What If The Mask had had a good sequel? What If someone from the Fjords cleaned your windshield with their soapy buttocks? All this, plus spoiler-free chat on that new Marvel show.. er.. whatever it's called.

We're gonna venture into the Spoiler Zone of Eternia a bit this episode, so if you're culturally undernourished in that area, go get Grayskulled before listening! Arron has been listening too, to a podcast from Orko himself! No, we're not Trollan' you there! So welcome to the Wheelhouse of Weird (next door to Threshers), only £19.99 on top of your regular SmorgasPod subscription!