It's a shaggy dog story this week, as schoolboys become weredogs, dinosaurs get armored, and kaiju caterpillar cakes do battle! But does Zordon run on Flash?! Arron starts his fitness journey again while Andy's immune system has had some heavy homework, ahead of imminent daddyhood! Also: when is a Special Edition TOO special?

Ever seen an expectant mother get Billy Connolly Syndrome, or spontaneously morph into a glitched-out Agent Smith? Ever wondered about Mafioso cats? Or played the fun party game Bolognese or Poop? Then come to the Lower Decks as we uncover these and other mysteries, plus the unveiling of the SmorgasPod OnlyFans!

Hold on to your Mother's Boxes (ew, not like that), and your Auntie's Life Equation, cos it's time for Andy to give the skinny on the decidedly un-skinny mass that is The Snyder Cut! Spoilers abound. Well, a bit. We also recall the Sucker Punch that was 'going clubbing' and then Carrey On to the usual nonsense, before we re-release this episode in monochrome, with an alternate scene! Just your average SmorgasPod, then.

The ever so smashing Alex joins us this week, as we don the Punfinity Gauntlet, and unleash the parent jokes, for human and cat babies! Arron thinks reality TV is a Drag, while Alex, Andy, and even Alex's dad reveal their drag names! All this, plus Neil Patrick Harris, knock-off superheroes, and The Muppets Walking Dead!

Get ready to do the Loki-Pokey as this week we get all super, in anticipation of the Snyder Cut mini series, and think about director's cuts, our favourite Super Themes, and a whole spectrum of Kryptonite! (Watch out for the brown one.) Arron also confesses to dropping old ladies down YouTube rabbit holes, and has a good old grump about the state of social media. Fake is the new real!

Brace yourselves, cos we are about to insert a long one in your ears! It's been a whole weekend since the finale of Wandavision, so we have a little think about where it left us, and what it might mean for the Marvel Cinematic Multiverse and various Spider-Mans - and how we might lower the bar for cosplay thereof! Also, in a universe of infinite possibilities, why would you cast Guy Pearce just to age him up? This, and other things that could have improved the big cinematic wind-up that was Prometheus! Plus: swooshy computer Foley in movies: WHY?

It's the podcast with the tangent you did Nazi coming! Between trying to lose Arron's baby weight, and Andy having an abusive relationship with his gaslighting cat, we compare epic voice guys, reboot Sarah Jessica Parker, get a bit Footloose, and still find time to shake our little tush on Ze Catvalk!

Expect some Wandavision exposition, as we Expectosition our thoughts on Episode 7, Andy gets Nelson Mandela confused with Grandpa Munster, we write our names in the Snowpiercer, and politely request you GET OVER HERE for the new Mortal Kombat movie trailer! So Jax up the volume, cos it Sonya latest SmorgasPod!

It's St Valentine's Day, and BOY is it cold! So we're here to warm the cockles of your heart with tips on programming your baby to enjoy your favourite shows, discussion on small studio indie games, thoughts on the trailer for the Justice League recut, and THAT moment in Wandavision, plus Andy has a cola-fuelled dad-rant due to cognitive dissonance caused by asshole auteurs!

Miles Watts is back! And he's got his golden globes out! So we three crusty old white dudes attempt to balance the crusty old white dudes in charge of awards ceremonies, whilst also being old and crusty enough to get grumpy about Cancel Culture, grumpy about Trumpy, plus a special appearance by Adam Buxton!