Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that gives headaches!

This week: free to choose; predetermined dumbness; P.N.E. serenade; what price entertainment; touchstone entropy; peeve-ment; scone girl; bits and bites; missed misses; radical atavism; God save the queens; whiskey-a-no-no; where’s my car; rug burns; T & A (tits and animals); Tigger warning; the right stuffies; Milne man; Charles in charge; Oh Henry; airport insecurity; never the Twains shall meet; Ian pays for Paying for It; what can Brown do for you; contrary Mary; too close for comfort; well-balanced nudity; brothel creeper; business arrangement; model artists; vax-free; eccentric movement; gossip guy; could get jai alai; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; Hali-facts; Bascomb in fame; if I were a rich man; Dave is Beatle conflicted; plum job; repeat as necessary; confounding laughter; and, finally, a throuple threat.

Question of the Week: Who is someone famous who has never let you down?
Sub-question of the Week: What is a TV commercial that you loved growing up?

Thanks for listening.

Follow along with David!

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Here is the Canadian Heritage Minute about Winnie the Pooh:

Hello, movie maniacs!

This week Mary and David explore more Cruise/McQuarrie films in their ongoing series McQuarrying and review the new War of the Worlds starring a heavily sedated Ice Cube.

It’s a film everybody’s talking about…

…negatively so let Mary and David fansplain it for you.

Thanks for listening.

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that lives by word and dies by the word.

This week: short time; hostile to Hostel; horrifying action; the animated past; cartoon corrections; a lot of littles; inescapable cuteness; what are the Audreys; brutal kids lit; witch ways; the John Stanley Appreciation Society; Mad dividends; Big Daddy issue; on the zine scene; no benefits; creative life before the interwebs; for our fellow motorheads; adoption update; CBC and Ian; prize fight; P.D. cue; from wags to Riches; Gloria; gag-based existence; wealth inspectors; lock out; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; who hears a Hortons; KISS off; shout it out loud; Chinese rock; family style; and, finally, coming up Rosie.

Question of the Week: Are there any magazines that you regularly read?
Sub-question of the Week: If you were as rich as Richie Rich, what would you do with your money?

Thanks for listening.

Hello, horse fans and hello, mystery fans, and hello, horse mystery fans! Welcome to Season Six of your favourite horse-based true crime podcast!

This episode, the curious case of Tareq and Michaele Salahi – who didn’t stop believing in their privilege to get whatever they wanted anyway they might want it.

In the end, they went their separate ways and the sun “Schon” on Michaele who made her escape. After her departure, they could only ask Tareq, “Who’s crying now?”

We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode. Please comment about the show, and please like and subscribe on all your favourite podcast aggregators!

Thanks for listening.

Music by Chris Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that inverted the internet!

This week: HR problems; sectional healing; A Twist in the tale; regeneration; Weapons-ized; in the clutch; poor reception; cursives!; out of the past; Circus folks; electric companions; amenities to that; drumming up business; Glover man; days of Future passed; movie dialogue; crawling from the rec room; I love movies; plain seats; perfect movie watching food; not fans; Witch trial; Arcadia; the gym jungle; high life; mass entertainment; leggo my ego; play wrong; the mouse trip; dumb role, please; free trade; going downtown; college humour; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; from Chester fields; grub hub; Castle freak; Pak lunch; we don’t have Jack; krinkle, krinkle; the golden Arch; the sauce of life; blunder struck; busy week excuse; a Mutt’s life; skull share; and, finally, talk shock.

Question of the Week: What’s your go-to karaoke song?
Sub-question of the Week: What is your favourite AC/DC song?

Thanks for listening.

Sing along with Dave at home!

ACDC – Thunderstruck Parody

Dragon-Snuck

Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon
Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon
Dragon, Dragon

I was fraught
In the middle of a snack attack (dragon)
I looked ’round
And I knew there was no Big Mac (dragon)
My kind faced
And I thought, what could I stew? (dragon)
And I knew
There was no Yelp, no Yelp review (dragon)
Start of ordering online
Seating up my instacart
The dragon of buns
Before we start
You’ve been
Dragon-Snuck

Sliced down the old way
Poach the eggs, we split the crown
We went through Texas toast and we had a ton
Ice cream with swirls
Some treats with too much lime
Ignored all the dates
Layered all the cakes
Yeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our diets
I was shaking at the toilet
Could I eat again, please?
Yeah, the ladles we were to find
You’ve been
Dragon-Snuck, Dragon-Snuck
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dragon-Snuck
Ooh, Dragon-Snuck, yeah

I was shaking at the toilet
Could I eat again, please? Oh.

Dragon-Snuck, Dragon-Snuck
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dragon-Snuck, Dragon-Snuck
Yeah, yeah, yeah, said, yeah, it’s alright, we’re doin’ fine
Dragon-Snuck, You’ve been Dragon-Snuck

Lyrics by Thomas Calloway

Louise was kind enough to send along this artful shot of Pirate Paks ready to sail on Pirate Pak Day at White Spot.

This week Mary and Dave continue their new series McQuarrying with a review of Zach Creggers newest film Weapons.

Cregger’s first film, Barbarian, was a commercial and critical success – and it was a lot of fun too. Can Creggers’ repeat his success or will it be the sophomore slump instead?

Let Mary and Dave fansplain it for you!

Come with us if you want to live, but if you don’t – no problemo – your fate is in your hands. Hop on board as Jason Dedrick, Eric Fell and Vicky Van tell you about their memories of the 1991 blockbuster, and 1997 LA blower upper, Terminator 2.

They, like our heroes, snack on sad cheeseburgers.

With them, they enjoy a drink called The T2 assembled by bartender Jason and consisting of half an ounce each of Vodka, Grand Marnier, Sambuca, Coffee Liqueur and Irish Crème. How did they like it?

They’ll live.

They also create a tribute drink called Ode to Todd. Want to make it?

Review from producer’s wife : Like a gummy candy. Feels like a summer vacation drink and very Millennial.

If you make an Ode to Todd or, better yet, make up one of your own, please send a picture to [email protected] by following this link! Even if you don’t, we’d still love to hear from you. Also let us know what you think of the show and if you have any suggestions for future films.

Produced by Ian Boothby
Edited by Vicky Van
Theme song by Chris Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast whose anxieties have anxieties.

This week: can you believe it; sent packing; it’s a mystery; magical thinking; high on Lewis; Brando X; apocalypse wow; brand sex; cartoon of books; caricature part; animated actors; hi def jam; sourpusses; we blast A Blast of Silence; Black Bag and the busiest director; we’re crazy for Get Crazy!; Reed actor; Malcom in the middling; we get O Lucky Man; psych quiz; young, dumb, and full of fun; not bad in retrospect; good humour; King of the comedy hill; Baywatch at night; Billy on the Spot; bag of dicks; ring toss up; Spot quiz; Question of the Week – no Sneakers respond; scam burger; and, finally, a terrible ending.

Question of the Week: What is your favourite franchise burger?
Sub-question of the Week: Who makes the best French fries?

Thanks for listening.

Please enjoy those coo-coo-crazies from Mystery Science Theatre 3000:

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that wishes it could fly.

This week: lights out; the fixture is in; LED astray; day after day; air plugs; Shirley, you jest; short cuts; whole Lottery love; graphic talk; hacks; fasting food; the chore thing; method, man; horse trader; on Lorne; fly swatters; comedy grudge; Maron-nated; a man, a colon – Enema!; Ian and David fan out over Fantastic Four: First Steps; Dry hope; The Road not taken; independent cinema; Ineson abroad; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; Yorkshire tripper; strange worlds; out of space; unassailable; love cats; memory of loss; we stopped the fire; studio bound; set ups; according to Jim; mice is nice; invisible cinema; franchised commercials; a couple of ding dongs; and, finally, felt monstrosities.

Question of the Week:What is your favourite medical show?
Sub-question of the Week: What animal is being displaced by urbanization in your neck of the woods?

Thanks for listening.

Here are the lyrics for Thomas’ wonderful rewrite of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”:

We didn’t sneak the dragon
It’s been blastin’
Since the pods been castin’
We didn’t sneak the dragon
No, we didn’t dream it
We just tried to stream it

Sydney Sweeney, Emma Stone, Jane Austen
How bout that dude from Van Halen
Tintin, we have a new Clark Kent
Dollop of Trallope, chick talk
Don’t say Dave looks like Stephen King
Obama, first black president
Maybe even some light deck talk
Covid vaccine, England’s got a new King

We didn’t sneak the dragon
It’s been blastin’
Since the pods been castin’
We didn’t sneak the dragon
No, we didn’t dream it
We just tried to stream it

Milk, eggs, pancake mix
Honey ham and whole wheat bread
Fruity pebbles and the trix
Frozen broccoli, coffee

We didn’t buy the groceries
Now we got nothin’
Just that green mutton

Compleatin’ da Beatles, mysterious horses
Ian knows too much Mario bros. lore
Refreshing memories and listening parties
Fake news– can’t trust your sources
Anora wins, what a snore
Murphy cat, which are better smarties

We didn’t sneak the dragon
It’s been blastin’
Since the pods been castin’
We didn’t sneak the dragon
No, we didn’t dream it
We just tried to stream it

KC’s got a winning team, Solomon Lane
Chris Pine spat on, Nintendo switch
Fansplainers– yes we want some more
Marx bros., Russians in the Ukraine
Ian leaves to make a sandwich
Dave’s throat is getting sore

We didn’t sneak the dragon
It’s been blastin’
Since the pods been castin’
We didn’t sneak the dragon
No, we didn’t dream it
We just tried to stream it

Dark Shadows, R.I.P Hulk Hogan
Andrew Garfield swings on webs again
Let’s all forget Joe Rogan
Donald Trump is prez again
Stephen Colbert going away
What else do I have to say

You’ll never stop the sneakin’
Have no fears
They’ve got dragon tales for years
Like maybe Dave has a rash
Or Ian smokes some hash
We didn’t sneak the dragon
It’s been blastin’
Since the pods been castin’

Hello, film fanatics!

This week Mary and Dave are taking a well-deserved break from their new series McQuarrying – an overview of Christopher McQuarrie’s movies with Tom Cruise – to discuss James Gunn’s newest iteration of Superman.

After Zak Snyder’s frankly disastrous take on the beloved character, can James Gunn make Superman lovable again? Spoilers! There’s a super-powered doggie!

Not sure what to make of this film? Let Mary and Dave fansplain it for you!