Sometimes the only way to win the podcast is not to play the podcast. Not in this case however! It’s a digitally fun time with Jason Dedrick, Eric Fell and Vicky Van talking about 1983’s War Games.

While they talk about their memories of the film, the team enjoy some Warheads sour candy and a drink made for a War Games drinking game. Jason explains the rules and the drink is…

And as always a tribute drink was created. Is it checkmate or the end of the world? The name is…

The Dabney Cold One

How do you make it?

The producers wife said, “It’s American beer and I don’t like it. Like sex in a canoe, it’s f___ing close to water.” She did like the gum.

If you make The Dabney Cold One or, better yet, make up one of your own, please send a picture to [email protected] by following this link! Even if you don’t, we’d still love to hear from you. Also let us know what you think of the show and if you have any suggestions for future films.

Produced by Ian Boothby
Edited by Vicky Van
Theme song by Chris Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon, the internet’s favourite fun machine!

This week: roofies; con job; model marriage; six side characters in search of a Spiderman; good credit; rhinoceros; Dave answers where is Here; meteor role; the British invasion; Christmas movies; pirate vampires; speakers coroner; an enormous organ; reap the Wurlitzer wind; strong silents types; unstructured structure; Ian has notes; this note’s for you; serving notes; note, note Nanette; a fan’s notes; note a second time; wild about Harry; expert vs. enthusiast; Wong turn; disorganized; falling flat; theatre buffs; up in smoke; when bad is good; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; commercial art; man up; me and my arrow; hot licks; Disney bland; and, finally, catastrophe.

Question of the Week: What’s your favourite Christmas song? Least favourite?
Sub-question of the Week: What’s your favourite Christmas baked good?

Thanks for listening.

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that drools the internet!

This week: do the tussle; senior service; a spot of T; humble flag; cocaine age; assault on Peppard; no judgment; odd snobs; empathology; crank case; pox and friends; twisted brain; vinologist; shoot talking; to the Finnish; Bob-bob-bobbin’ along; the world of Oz; Brando echh; desert Island; dragon our asses; bee natural; podghosts; what? no beer; deliciously cheezie; snacky dragon; electromagnetic fields; puzzle peace; ASMR Jeopardy; Probst probe; Ian and Dave discover Finder’s Fee; off course; Ian and Dave are invited to Kiss Me; dissatisfied mind; class encounters; the blame game; back to scoliosis; semi-fresh; Chance meeting; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; temper tossed; Wham! blam; fictional actual president; enjoy the silents; Dave recommends (again) The Cat’s Paw; Joe Cooler; and, finally, obtuse anger!

Question of the Week: What’s the cleverest commercial you’ve seen?
Sub-question of the Week: Have you ever shot a bow and arrow? And if so, how and where?

Thanks for listening.

Please enjoy Jeff Probst’s Finder’s Fee! Well, the trailer anyway.

Hello, horse fans and hello, mystery fans, and hello especially to you, horse mystery fans!

This week Lezah takes us back to New Zealand in the 1920s for a gruesome murder, some extra-marital hijinks, typically laconic Antipodeans, and a mystery that only a horse can solve.

Do we mean a horse with a horse magnifying glass and a junior horse detective kit???

Unfortunately not, but it’s still a gripping tale of murder, early 20th-century policing and, of course, horses!

We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode. Please comment about the show, and please like and subscribe on all your favourite podcast aggregators!

Thanks for listening!

Music by Chris “Count Nessie” Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that always gives its listeners what it wants.

This week: trade name; Crunchy role; cool toons; bottle fatigue; a Guy’s guy; drawn to primetime; repeat until necessary; Backus plan; island life, astronuts; when good acting happens to bad TV; a Banks-able actor; The X-Files-men; unconclusion; Buffy stuff; the silents treatment; princes of comedy; our big organ; the death of slapstick; sleep disorderlies; hypnologic; stress test; bidding their time; post-op cut-up; secret parents; emotional rescue; anger-free zone; out on a liminal; detached home; checked his heart – nothing there; tequila mocking word; ain’t no challah bread girl; simply squeamish; they call me hyperstitious; a token of my extreme; Dave is scarified by Terrifier 3; what’s the story, mourning gory; number one movie; a rye sense of humour; a chilling moment; in the black; Meader made; Ian recommends Percival Everett’s James; Dave recommends James Vandermeer’s The Southern Reach Trilogy; and, finally, what’s happening?!?!?!

Question of the Week: How do you deal with your anger?
Sub-question of the Week: Who is your favourite film comedian?

Thanks for listening.

This week, do Vicky, Eric and Jason take our breath away or do the write checks their butts can’t cash? Listen in as they go back to 1986 to talk Top Gun!

The squad tries a very patriotic red, white and blue Top Gun cocktail.

Here’s how to make it.

And what 80s watch party would be complete without Pizza Bagels?

The gang then feels the need. The need to make a tribute drink called the Talk to Me Gooseberry.

How do you make it?

The producer’s wife said, “It tastes like a melted Mr. Freezie popsicle.” After much needed ice was added she said, “This is the most 80s drink ever. It’s good.”

If you make a Top Gun or a Talk to Me Gooseberry or even make up one of your own, please send a picture to [email protected] by following this link! Even if you don’t, we’d still love to hear from you. Also let us know what you think of the show and if you have any suggestions for future films.

Produced by Ian Boothby
Edited by Vicky Van
Theme song by Chris Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that will never change.

This week: plastic time; formally demented; looney tunes; novelty acts; Lehrer cake; like a virgin; time bits; the nurd is the word; not flix; Cross purposes; ordinary Guy; film strolls; Dave undergoes Terrifier; extra-pedestrian; Art attack; out of a limb; inevitable death by clown; mean girls; shitty behaviour; labour of love; sleep fright; cut scenes; talkin’ shit; supernatural born killers; Naztis; armed mice; dung-le fever; guilty pleasures; different Hughs; the lovely boneheads; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; dear Johns; the great Dane; cop stop; ch-ch-ch-ch-changes; my brother, my brother, my brother and me; gore values; false endings; you’ll never get to Heaven; end of the feline; shall I compare thee to another stray; and, finally, song cat-alogue.

Question of the Week: Is there anything that takes you out of a horror movie?
Sub-question of the Week: What is the best bread?

Thanks for listening.

Please enjoy some Art the Clown mayhem from Terrifier 2:

We’re back! Did you miss us???

Yes, we’re back, horse fans, we’re back, mystery fans, and we’re especially back for you, our horse mystery fans!

Question: When is mule not a mule?

Answer: When it’s an unpronounceable horse!

Don’t get it? Well, you’ll have to listen to our first show of the new season where Lezah takes us on a tour of the shady world of horse trading, self-aggrandizing zoos, impotent officialdom, and really grumpy horses on a show we’re calling Endangered!

We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode. Please comment on the show, and please like and subscribe on all your favourite podcast aggregators!

Music by Chris “The Real Loch Ness Monster” Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that’s still running from the devil.

This week: Nina comes but once a year; arresting development; Nina know Les Miserables now; vax hacks; medal performance; library lovin’; nuts for Peanuts; spirit of generosity; we re-litigate The Devil and Daniel Mouse; the ejaculate show; Hell hath no jury; change fruit; I now pronounce you…; metric bugs; monkey business; Tokyo drifting off to sleep; world play; Jagger off; Dune patrol; quiz kids; costume department; happy anniversary; Shandlingfreude; the origins of Dogman; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; he wishes it could be Christmas everyday; sibling ribaldry; spinster classes; the elephantine prophecy; animayhem; never a doll moment; bee movie; horror marathon; riff raff; the mess-ter of horror; shear terror; red hat/blue hat; vinegar pusses; and, finally, PDA party.

Question of the Week: Have you ever had a run in with the cops?
Sub-question of the Week: How have you changed over a ten year period in your life?

Thanks for listening.

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that haunts itself!

This week: here on the eerie; over the covers; that shit is bananas; this blood’s for you; plugged in; Rocky Horror Picture Show time; midnight runs; digging El Topo; scaredy cartoons; name that cat; Porky’s plod; monkeying around; super animation studios; how-to win the war; rotoscope it out; bugging out on Mr. Bug Goes to Town; the giant cheque is in the mail; it’s a bug’s life; Honey trap; preying mantis; insects change; a decisive nope; breaking out all over; nun of it; those nutsy Nazis; Cabaret; Reveille-tion; dancing school; eyes of the world; gay parries; lip service; elusive butterfly; Dave goes to Sleepaway Camp; cookin’ hawk; short shorts; boiling mad; oh, bee hive; penis reveal; sequel bites; what in Avatar nation!; sentimental journey; sufferin’ suffragettes; foyer of fear; love for Love; Yes and…; unrelenting horror; blank check; hot for …Heat…; double talk; mall talk; and, finally, in praise of older women.

Question of the Week: What is a cartoon that scared you as a kid?
Sub-question of the Week: Who’s your favourite sibling?

Deportment of Corrections:
The Wiki plot description was a little unclear, but it turns out the songwriter in Mr. Bug Goes to Town was a human character. We still stand by all our other criticisms of a film we haven’t seen!

Thanks for listening.

You can watch Mr. Bug Goes to Town right here:

This is all the Sleepaway Camp you’ll ever need to see: