Sneaky Dragon

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that haunts itself!

This week: here on the eerie; over the covers; that shit is bananas; this blood’s for you; plugged in; Rocky Horror Picture Show time; midnight runs; digging El Topo; scaredy cartoons; name that cat; Porky’s plod; monkeying around; super animation studios; how-to win the war; rotoscope it out; bugging out on Mr. Bug Goes to Town; the giant cheque is in the mail; it’s a bug’s life; Honey trap; preying mantis; insects change; a decisive nope; breaking out all over; nun of it; those nutsy Nazis; Cabaret; Reveille-tion; dancing school; eyes of the world; gay parries; lip service; elusive butterfly; Dave goes to Sleepaway Camp; cookin’ hawk; short shorts; boiling mad; oh, bee hive; penis reveal; sequel bites; what in Avatar nation!; sentimental journey; sufferin’ suffragettes; foyer of fear; love for Love; Yes and…; unrelenting horror; blank check; hot for …Heat…; double talk; mall talk; and, finally, in praise of older women.

Question of the Week: What is a cartoon that scared you as a kid?
Sub-question of the Week: Who’s your favourite sibling?

Deportment of Corrections:
The Wiki plot description was a little unclear, but it turns out the songwriter in Mr. Bug Goes to Town was a human character. We still stand by all our other criticisms of a film we haven’t seen!

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You can watch Mr. Bug Goes to Town right here:

This is all the Sleepaway Camp you’ll ever need to see:

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that travels through electricity!

This week: it’s alive; magic castle; witch direction; wonder garments; Oz rules; perennial movies; scary good times; no meddling; music fades; tin machine; witchy woman; worthy watches; Black comedy; medicinal rubbing; miniature world; Dave was happy to see Smile; how to scare; good direction through misdirection; film as TikTok challenge; Dave enjoyed The Substance; a Qualley-fied actress; too much; when the alternative to Yoga Hosers is worse; genre switching again; no expectations; Dave addresses In Fabric; secretly Australian; it’s pronounced “-er”; Ring wrath; Ian and Dave are shocked by Shocker; Craven opinions; murderous murderer murders; electric warrior; ghostly girlfriend; baby talk; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; show notes; the invisible blockbuster; and, finally, task matter.

Question of the Week: What’s a film missing from the initial entries into the US National Film Registry?
Sub-question of the Week: What’s your favourite double album?

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It could be worse, it could be Clerks III

Hey, good to see you again. How long has it been? Let’s just put on our Jason, Vicky and Eric name tags and enter the world of 1997’s Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion.

Along with talking about their memories of the film, our class acts create their own tribute beverage, The Business Women’s Drink. How do you make it?

The producer’s wife said, “Bleh!” and added that it tasted like the red hot candies she didn’t like as a kid. The Goldschläger made it hard for the Jell-O to set, as well, and it ended up a bit runny, making a mess. It was sopped up using 3M Post-it notes.

If you make an The Business Women’s Drink or make up one of your own, please send a picture to [email protected] by following this link! Even if you don’t, we’d still love to hear from you. Also let us know what you think of the show and if you have any suggestions for future films.

Produced by Ian Boothby
Edited by Vicky Van
Theme song by Chris Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that always chews thirty-two times!

This week: Hallow Ian; the Avatar baby; the dancing wolves bit; out of Last House on the Left field; Hess honour; Texas Chainsaw Massacre of the truth; no Gein, no pain; serial casualties; guess list; Leatherface the facts; natural unnatural deaths; chainsaw of events; hockey mask of the dead death; Crystal clear; Halloween costumes; go away, Jimmy Dean; Gen why?; Ian and Dave go back to Saturday Night; never funny; here he comes to save the day; eclectic mayhem; Chevy chastened; Dan the man; Morris the cat; go-to local actors; oh, well; along came Jones; martyr, he wrote; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; saved by the Ball; whispers of the art; horror mongering; no inspirations; daddy duties; there is Here; ham nation; I’ll Tumblr for you; and, finally, right Zack atcha!

Question of the Week: What is the best holiday?
Task of the Week: Halloween is coming, recommend scary story to us!

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Yes, Ian, Strange Brew is based on Hamlet!

Replying to @michaelgillard975What’s your favourite quote from Strange Brew? #canada #beer #ontario #sctv #strangebrew #hamlet #movie #didyouknow #canadian

Have you ever seen Last House on the Left?

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that is brining back common sense!

This week: daily chuckle; pet affirmation; just do it; musically mindful; list-o-mania; never forget to remember to forget; inner dialogues; Mr. Smarty-pants; back to schooldays; keep it unreal; Kamaleon Harris; Brexit Columbia; mathletes vs. athlematicians; multiple chance; good recitations; coach class; the hobgoblin of consistency; nerd-o-divergent; bolt upright; trust exercise; cavalier attitude; the sin of democracy; Professor X-rated; beach balls; Seinfeld walks it back; the McCarthy hearings; praise for murders; a public warning; bar hopping; hairy monsters and super streets; Boothby’s dilemma; cut ups; ideally scared; genre-hopping; thoughts on Predator; Dave enjoyed The First Omen; weaquels; horror re-animated; in sickness and ill-health; they are the X-Men; Oz rules; super marketing; traditional football; rubbed rhubarb; dental plans; and, finally, streaming mad.

Question of the Week: Did you have a teacher who made a difference in your life?
Task of the Week: Halloween is coming, recommend a horror film to us!

Department od Corrections
Dave was confused when discussing the new Rosemary’s Baby prequel, Apartment 7A, which stars Julia Garner, and not Kaitlyn Dever. Whoops!

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Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the ass end of the internet!

This week: masked men; golden nuggets; rational thinking; cramping our style; flu review; fever dreams; lowered expectations; super boxing; giant-sized; pointless suffering; employee of the day; gang of idiots; party down; unexpected avatars; one-punch man; telephone tag; opera man; critical mascot; happy campers; political characters; stunt casting; all about Steve; banjo-based personality type; interested is interesting; Short tempered; Barry good; biggest comedians; humble guy; enjoy yourself; Giallo streak; Japanese horror; Ian is enjoying Agatha All Along; all about the girdle; foreshadowed is forewarned; the midday mulcher; a numbers game; leftover Led; and, finally, no pain, no grain.

Question of the Week: As a kid, what did you save up your birthday money for?
Sub-question of the Week: What do you do after the big holiday dinner?

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Here is a sweet pic from Mark’s visit to the Led Zeppelin exhibit at MOMA:

Rock’n’roll loafers!

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the internet’s most contagious podcast!

This week: Skype’s the limit; the loan arranger; flu moves; test dept.; Tim bits; guest who; I’m O.J., you’re O.J.; happy birthday to Harvey Kurtzman; Help Trump Humbug; we attend a Mad Monster Party; the gorilla in the room; salty Peanuts; corridors of powers; makin’ Meatballs; to big to be small; the big Eastie; spiritually old; garbage time; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; turn on Fawcett; we blame Dave too; sticker shock; rock’n’roll loafers; suffer little children; talkin’ sheet; chronocomedy; and, finally, 8-1-1’s a joke.

Question of the Week: What are going out as for Halloween?
Sub-question of the Week: What’s your favourite three-digit number?

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What’s the rarest element? The element of surprise at finding an 80’s teen comedy that doesn’t make you go, “Uh-oh” in 2024. Welcome to the stage, 1985’s Real Genius, starring Val Kilmer. But will Jason Dedrick, Eric Fell and Vicky Van give this college romp a passing mark?

While they talk about their memories of the film, the gang enjoy some popcorn made in a sealed pop after the producer learns that Jiffy Pop plus a gas stove equals fire.

They also have some High-C, which to be honest is the best grade these kids would get at Pacific Tech University.

Our class acts also come up with their own tribute drink: Lazlo’s Pajamas. How do you make it?

The producer’s wife said it was smooth as “F”. Like one of those candy bars that aren’t like a candy bar – not a heavy coffee taste, which was nice.

If you make an Lazlo’s Pajamas or make up one of your own, please send a picture to [email protected] by following this link! Even if you don’t, we’d still love to hear from you. Also let us know what you think of the show and if you have any suggestions for future films.

Produced by Ian Boothby
Edited by Vicky Van
Theme song by Chris Roberts

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the Internet’s most delible podcast!

This week: J.D., J.D., J.D.; journeying it out; middlebrow directors – compare and contrast; starting small; tapping into something; perfectly competent; chairs; a big Splash!; body talk; bridal path; diminishing returns; Ron’s run; Generation Eggs; Martha, my dear; fire festival; lucky thirteen; go pro; so low; Howard’s end; The Goonies show; TV tough guys; brief lies; tickets master; Dave loved Strange Darling; high times; the song remains the same; horsin’ around; candied nose; a potted history of Fleetwood Mac; Mac double; still paying for it; hookers and houses; death from disappointment; the new testicle; Canadian comics universe; handshake deal; bootleg quality; play Misties for me; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; the princess and the bee; furry tales; dizzy for Disney; from our house to bathhouse; Sherman and his body; and, finally, state-wide joy.

Question of the Week: Who was your teen idol when you were a teen?
Sub-question of the Week: What is something you enjoyed when you were younger, but is hard to defend now?

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Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the podcast that has their best interests at heart.

This week: noise annoys; the doors of perception; ministry of fear; masters of realty; four of a kind; KISS and make up; ghosts for laughs; Hollywood nord; la belle et la bête province; fancy dress party; prince charmless; gazing on the glass; dwarftron; share heart attacks; sisters; let the right bruin in; one angry dwarf; just curses; twisted sister; organ grinder; red bean bag; Dutch treat; venereal world; Dunstan checks out; too much luck; horse tales; donkey rides; mine camp; stamp for approval; colonic boom; working for peanuts; meat theory; Roman holiday; the Gaul; lost in translation; cover versions; Sherman’s march; cartoon kids; with great goofiness comes great responsibility; Rubble trouble; Scooby gang; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; pretty flamingo; horsin’ around; Hardy boy; devilled hams; cross grades; fake accounts; school daze; third act shenanigans; Recife reunite; and, finally, time to Zoom.

Question of the Week: What’s the go-to in your fridge for a quick meal?
Sub-question of the Week: What’s an uncommon fairy tale you enjoyed as a kid?

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