Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Sneaky Dragon – the podcast that wishes it could fly.

This week: lights out; the fixture is in; LED astray; day after day; air plugs; Shirley, you jest; short cuts; whole Lottery love; graphic talk; hacks; fasting food; the chore thing; method, man; horse trader; on Lorne; fly swatters; comedy grudge; Maron-nated; a man, a colon – Enema!; Ian and David fan out over Fantastic Four: First Steps; Dry hope; The Road not taken; independent cinema; Ineson abroad; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; Yorkshire tripper; strange worlds; out of space; unassailable; love cats; memory of loss; we stopped the fire; studio bound; set ups; according to Jim; mice is nice; invisible cinema; franchised commercials; a couple of ding dongs; and, finally, felt monstrosities.

Question of the Week:What is your favourite medical show?
Sub-question of the Week: What animal is being displaced by urbanization in your neck of the woods?

Thanks for listening.

Here are the lyrics for Thomas’ wonderful rewrite of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”:

We didn’t sneak the dragon
It’s been blastin’
Since the pods been castin’
We didn’t sneak the dragon
No, we didn’t dream it
We just tried to stream it

Sydney Sweeney, Emma Stone, Jane Austen
How bout that dude from Van Halen
Tintin, we have a new Clark Kent
Dollop of Trallope, chick talk
Don’t say Dave looks like Stephen King
Obama, first black president
Maybe even some light deck talk
Covid vaccine, England’s got a new King

We didn’t sneak the dragon
It’s been blastin’
Since the pods been castin’
We didn’t sneak the dragon
No, we didn’t dream it
We just tried to stream it

Milk, eggs, pancake mix
Honey ham and whole wheat bread
Fruity pebbles and the trix
Frozen broccoli, coffee

We didn’t buy the groceries
Now we got nothin’
Just that green mutton

Compleatin’ da Beatles, mysterious horses
Ian knows too much Mario bros. lore
Refreshing memories and listening parties
Fake news– can’t trust your sources
Anora wins, what a snore
Murphy cat, which are better smarties

We didn’t sneak the dragon
It’s been blastin’
Since the pods been castin’
We didn’t sneak the dragon
No, we didn’t dream it
We just tried to stream it

KC’s got a winning team, Solomon Lane
Chris Pine spat on, Nintendo switch
Fansplainers– yes we want some more
Marx bros., Russians in the Ukraine
Ian leaves to make a sandwich
Dave’s throat is getting sore

We didn’t sneak the dragon
It’s been blastin’
Since the pods been castin’
We didn’t sneak the dragon
No, we didn’t dream it
We just tried to stream it

Dark Shadows, R.I.P Hulk Hogan
Andrew Garfield swings on webs again
Let’s all forget Joe Rogan
Donald Trump is prez again
Stephen Colbert going away
What else do I have to say

You’ll never stop the sneakin’
Have no fears
They’ve got dragon tales for years
Like maybe Dave has a rash
Or Ian smokes some hash
We didn’t sneak the dragon
It’s been blastin’
Since the pods been castin’