Sneeze! with James Whittingham

James returns with nipples you could eat off of and is ready to talk horse dewormer, Norm Macdonald, obituaries, getting back to the gym and how each hot dogs you eat can take 36 minutes off your life.

Plus: Do vegetables feel pain?

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Is the pandemic over? James gains weight due to the lockdown. He vaxes his family at great lengths and almost gets exposed. Then he goes to an anti-lockdown rally to listen in to the lunatics and bigots. A local YouTuber details cars and people get off on watching a good-looking man clean. How to tell if someone is on steroids. James can't figure out TikTok and asks for your help.

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No prep, James just starts talking! Cotton pillow cases, broken bidet, covid vaccine, Victor Lam story, congrats to Lowell Dean on getting the prick, the Impossible Whopper, pandemic malaise. 

Nothing fancy today, just James talking.

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James thinks he will get the vaccine soon but his unusual friend Victor Lam (star of "WolfCop" and "Another WolfCop"), who joins him on the show, has already had it! Victor hesitated first. We'll find out why.

Plus James is constipated and has to explain what a bidet is to Victor. Then we spin the wheel to create conversation topics just like the old days!

James's other comedy podcast "Where Porn Stars Go to Die" tells the fictional story of an over-the-hill porn icon who breaks his penis and has to navigate life in the real world.  LISTEN/FOLLOW

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The Weeknd's Super Bowl half time show was a big success for James so screw you. But he spent 7% of his own bank account to make it happen because Pepsi was being cheap assholes. A brief overview of the past Super Bowl half time shows including the first one that featured The Three Stooges in 1967. James thinks the crowd of 25 thousand at the game didn't need to be there to make a difference. They could have faked the crowd noise. And what if it rained on the cardboard cut outs. Would the have wilted and died? A studio audience should be vaccinated before everyone else and fly around to all the late night talk shows because James misses laughter. 

Guillermo Rodriguez from Jimmy Kimmel Live has a drinking problem and isn't enough to provide laughter for the show.

James is an elitist but has never eaten babies or drank their blood. If the secret cabals with Bill Gates and George Soros were so secret, how do we know about them?

The Tide-to-Go pens are not big enough for James's lifestyle. He needs one as big as one of those jumbo Jiffy markers. And did you know he takes his shirt off to eat a hot dog?

Ground Hogs are only right about 37% of the time on Ground Hog Day. Why not reverse the myth so it's accurate?

A woman claims her Goop vagina candle exploded in her living room.

James does a calculation to come up with the perfect gravity.

Christopher Plummer died and only not is everyone calling him a drunk. RIP.

Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy, came out with a 3 hour movie but that's too long for me to watch.

Canadian's care about U.S. politics because if the United States goes authoritarian they'll take over Canada.

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James thinks he can sneak into a elderly care home and steal the Covid-19 vaccine from getting injected into an old person. 

Gravity is increasing.

Introducing a now-defunct experimental podcast format from James Whittingham that involves storytelling.

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Santa is battered by 2020 and Christmas needs to be saved!

A highly-personal interview with Santa Claus on how the pandemic has affected him personally and his operations at the North Pole. It's so bad he insists on retiring and cancelling Christmas. He's even looking at converting to Judaism. 

Topics touched on include elves, Mrs. Claus, infidelity, overdoing Christmas decorating, consumerism, helping the poor and how we should care more about other people. 

Santa is convinced to read Twas the Night Before Christmas and gives his behind-the-scenes insights into the classic poem. 

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James remains holed up during a winter storm while Death relentlessly knocks on his door. Covid is everywhere and coming for James at any minute.

James thinks about the Israeli Space minister saying aliens exist and are meeting with Americans on Mars. He would really feel hurt if aliens did exist and he's never gotten probed. 

James faces his mortality and examines all the things he assumed would happen to him like thwarting a robbery or paddling a kayak during a flood on the evening news.

In the end, James decides to answer the door. 

Celebrating the Canadian National Day of Podcasting, James reflects on his old podcast, JamesPod and then, in the spirit of that old show, does an audio demonstration of how to use a bidet.

Featuring a homage to voice over actor Jay Robertson, The Canadian Podcast Buffet with Mark Blevis and the late Bob Goyetche. 

Bidet tip: Use warm water but not for too long or you loosen everything up and an enema ensues. 

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2020 has been our Covid year from hell and James continues to be unstable. The Utah Monolith and Denmark minks coming back from the dead seal the deal on this godawful year. 50 million Americans think the U.S. election was stolen but they're not in the streets protesting like they are in Belarus. Why? Because they don't really believe it. They choose to live in a fantasy world. Plus the crazy story when James was trying to fall asleep to the podcast The Feed by Libsyn. Part 2 coming soon.