Were back, new episode, new captain and new location, but the craziness stays the same. This episode we talk about a crazy criminal case in Alabama while trying to stay on subject while the new family dog is attacking Artie and Matt. We catch up on all the latest things going on with everyone during the pandemic. And for some reason the conversation keeps going back to butt stuff.

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This time we reached back into the some of the very first episodes we ever recorded. Back in March of 2019 when we were still recording in the kitchen. In this episode, we discuss what happens when you start collecting other people's trash, why Matt will never have children willingly, and how to lose all of your money. 

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This week we hop in the way back machine again and take it back to September of 2019. That's when we decided that we would have a gripe session on hipsters. But, as usual, we get slightly off track. Watch out for the Ghost of Prom Night Chlamydia! Enjoy!

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Every so often, there comes a time when we find it necessary to look back at our many, many unreleased episodes. Sorting through this trash heap, we sometimes find that there is an episode that we COULD technically use. This episode...well, this episode is one of those. She old. There's no intro. There's no outro. That's how we did it back in the day. But, hey, there's some good stuff in there too. So, without further ado, we present to you...some hot garbage.

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You can trust us. Dead men cost no money. The cheeseburger gambit. Mutant catfish. Rich people problem speculation. Time is an illusion. Municipal government. Stupid boots. A perfect metaphor. And a whole lot less. 

Are we running out of steam or just hitting our stride? You be the judge. 

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The stories must be told. Tarp troubles. Bachelor party isolationsim. Inebriation engineering. Distingushed Mouthfeel. F*ck these worms. The Clutch. Does anything ever get edited out? Charles Manson was innocent! Artie ruins everything. And, finally, the best outro ever recorded.

If we don't get some hate mail soon, Anthony is gonna lose his sh*t.

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Surprise intro. Not my circus, not my ponies. It smells warm when you open it. Be more better. Anthony completes a goal! Roller coaster dick names. Sound effects. Plausible deniability. Off the grid having babies. Incoherent madness. Auto-erotic asphyxiation. Jerk.

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Pink taco Tuesday. Unspecified bonus content. Tryin' to do better. Tobacco. Busy masturbatory schedules. Our second contest? Taco Bell. Spillage. Etiquette. Reinvention. Dick Hulk. Shawn Michaels. Politics. You can smell chaos in the air.

PSA: If you haven't heard, we're almost caught up publishing all of our archived episodes so we are switching to our normal publishing schedule. We will be putting out 1 episode every week on Friday. ENJOY!

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It's a judgment call. A scratch and sniff situation? Anthony's money shot. To push a rope personified. Negative sh*t wizardry. We are not the suppository. Karmic debt. Horrible sells. Trumpin' his blood. Everybody got two Facebooks. Question the nature of your reality. They sell that in some places.

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Meat Sleeves. Shenus? We are the reason people hate dudes. We're not doctors. That would be a whole other bag of Doritos. It was a morning trailer. Peking again. Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story. Mangos. Rabbit truffle butter. The evolution of Tony's Touch Ups. Go back and read you some sh*t. https://www.si.com/nfl/2017/01/23/vladimir-putin-robert-kraft-patriots-super-bowl-ring-stolen. 39 minute Anthony.

PSA: If you haven't heard, we're almost caught up publishing all of our archived episodes so we are switching to our normal publishing schedule. We will be putting out 1 episode every week on Friday. ENJOY!

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