Sobering Thoughts

Sobering Thoughts

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Sobering Thoughts episodes

  • How do I Record This?

    The boys are back, sorry for the delay but we are here and fired up with more nonsense. A heated debate of why someone would just take the whole box of candy when you leave it out for the neighborhood. If deciding to not take a bet that could be detrimental to your health is a good idea. Individual voting experiences are shared and it wasn't fun for everyone.  

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    @mooreamoore - Artie

    @rockstartony - Anthony

    @mcp. pants - Matt

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    1 hr
  • The Blackout Episode

    it's official the inmates are running the asylum. This episode is a 2 man show, consisting of Artie and Anthony. With no moderation from Matt, how off the rails is this episode? They talk about the state of Football and how it actually is a great representation of narrow minded America. Racial relations are brought up again and what we can do to just move past all the hatred and misunderstandings and make real progress. Don't forget to get out and vote, election day is November 3rd.

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    @mooreamoore - Artie

    @rockstartony - Anthony

    @mcp.pants - Matt

    Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)
    1 hr 9 min
  • "How much for a Nub?!?!" or "I Chug Bananas Daily!!!"

    I hope you enjoy this heavily edited episode. We talk about some crazy Slovenian's who tried to cash in on a insurance claim by cutting off their girlfriend's hand. Nub city is a place and you should never visit. Sex drives are challenged and Artie makes one of the funniest statements ever about what he does to prevent pulled muscles.  We revisit a tale of a husband and wife who got into a fight in our back yard, fortunately no real damage was done. Finally karma has struck and the mute button is used heavily. Will we ever get thru a show closing without interruption, probably not.

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    @mooreamoore - Artie

    @rockstartony - Anthony

    @mcp.pants - Matt 

    Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)
    1 hr 5 min
  • The Election Episode

    This episode we dive in to a "what if" situation. What if the Sobering Thought's Team decided to run for president? With election day coming up and all this mud slinging going on we decided to jump in on the fun. We answer questions like who our running mates would be, what issues we would tackle, and Anthony gives you a inauguration speech to top it all off. Hit us up in our fan mail to cast your vote in the Sobering Thoughts election. And don't forget to register and vote, registration can be done online. Official election day is November 3rd.

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    @soberingthoughtspodcast - Us

    @mooreamoore - Artie

    @rockstartony - Anthony

    @mcp.pants - Matt

    Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)
    47 min
  • Who Do You Think You Are America???

    Today's episode comes with a special cameo from Artie's brother in law, Anthony's dad Rudy. He chimes in on what the Trump is going on. The episode is a bit political heavy, sorry about that but it was only a matter of time. We speak about the current state of the police and what we think needs to be done to improve it. Questions of why the system is so broken, why can't everyone live at the same level. And be sure to listen all the way to the end as I Been Drinking closes this episode with dry heaving.

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    @mooreamoore - Artie

    @rockstartony - Anthony

    @mcp.pants - Matt

    Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)
    1 hr 17 min
  • I Been Drinkin Been Drinkin

    Starting off the episode establishing that Artie has reached a drunk nirvana and he is not responsible for what happens next. We try to teach women of the world what it takes to get your man to do what you want him to do. America is gonna have to bend over so who do you want it from more, China or Russia? The team has to restrain from talking about Raised by Wolves again to save you guys from any spoilers. Anthony is on week 2 of the Juice cleanse, clean eating for a month. All this and more on this weeks episode of Sobering Thoughts.

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    @mooreamoore - I Been Drinkin

    @rockstartony - The Voice

    @mcp.pants - Shelter Ass

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    1 hr
  • "The Soberest Episode Yet" Or "Don't Grieve Me Bro!!"

    Today's episode starts with the homies airing out their grievances while Matt poses as the moderator. Phoenix the dog decides to eat rocks out of a flower pot and causes chaos. We get updates on house Artie, Anthony brings up wrestling to discus the weird news coming from Bike Week. Matt promises to give Artie a baby. All this while Matt and Anthony are not drinking, Anthony is starting a juice cleanse and will be alcohol free for the next 30 days. Making this the most sober episode to date.

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    @mooreamoore - Artie

    @rockstartony - Anthony

    @mcp.pants - Matt

    Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)
    1 hr 17 min
  • 2 Out of 3 Ain't Bad

    Sorry the episode came in a little late but we here now. This episode only has Anthony and Matt in it, and we talk about the reason for that. We talk about how we wish we had old Biden in the race, our constant reinvention, a football team with no name. Anthony gets constant text messages for a woman named Virginia and she may have a shady past in the boy scouts. Matt is being billed for someone else's medical procedures. Anthony tries out his new closing, maybe it will stick, hopefully he can read while he's drunk.

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    @mooreamoore - Artie

    @rockstartony - Anthony

    @mcp.pants - Matt

    Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

    37 min
  • Stop Saying His Name!!

    Hello everyone, Anthony here to fill you in on what's in store on this episode of Sobering Thoughts. We talk about what it means to vote in this day and age, by the way everyone make sure you register to vote. Not like you have much to do anyway. We update the Artie employing a addict situation. My editing skills get tested multiple times because the name of said addict keeps getting blurted out. We also give you guys some homework and try our hands at a little Karaoke Roulette. Email us and join in on the fun.

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    Instagrams:

    @soberingthoughtspodcast - Us

    @mooreamoore - Artie

    @rockstartony - Anthony

    @mcp.pants - Matt

    Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)
    1 hr
  • I Need An Assistant?!?!

    This episode we talk about juice cleanses, if using a heroin addict to do house work is a good practice, Anthony trying to manage a show while he ties one on, will he ever get that air horn sound effect to work effectively, Artie needing an assistant to do the thing. This one went a little long but it contains all the debauchery that your use to.

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    @mooreamoore - I Got Kids

    @rockstartony - Anthony

    @mcp.pants - Matt

    Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)
    58 min

About Sobering Thoughts

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One sober idiot tries to keep two drunk idiots on topic while they all try to figure out how to live their lives. Sometimes successful. Sometimes not. Always funny. Based in RVA.