Can we be professional? Two weeks worth of sh*t to dump on you.Gore-no. Ghost stories...or, not. A prediction comes true again. It's not as bad as you think. Trickle down quarantine effect. We do the worm. Poco loco. Alcohol gills.

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Drunk, high, and old. Speeding. Artie finds out about Google. Entitled suburbia loses its sh*t. This is not a blood podcast. You are our therapist. Shout out to Katt Williams. Dating in the time of coronavirus. The drunk steamroller rears its ugly head. Anthony on the street.

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Starring: some guy in the back of the car. Coronavirus can't cross water. We get real in this one. Prices may vary. G.I. Joe was real as a b*tch. Don't follow Artie. 

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Another Hall of Fame contender episode! Pronounced kwaw-ruhn-tai-nuh. To thine own self be true. These DMs are dangerous. Domestic RPG. The soap box appears right next to the high horse. In these times of uncertainty, we're here for you. Face-to-face glory holes. Chaos is a ladder.

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But, my money tho. Bro bro, this one is for the patriarchy. Tons of generally inappropriate comments. Some invaluable quarantine and virus analysis from our experts. And, a bed bug burn. We're sorry about this one...really we are.

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Why can't the rest of America just be like all scales. It's a celebration, b*tches! Knowledge bombs abound. Carrots don't persuade us. The Peking Incident. 3 months is a lifetime. Toot that a$$ up!

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Matt throws a temper tantrum. Cabinet wine tasting. We remember to do an intro (almost 11 minutes into the episode). Anthony beckons the public. Artie predicts the future. We check in on our goal progress. We all "plan" a "selfless" act of volunteerism. AND, we experiment with a hypothetical situation segment.

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Are you ready for the most heavily edited (and somehow still the least acceptable) episode to date? The nuances of cabinet wine. A Cheddar Bob update. Constant babble about being old. Racism coast to coast. AND, let us not forget, our candidate for the worst idea ever. 

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Sometimes parents fight...but, it doesn't mean that we love each other any less. It just means that one of us was wrong and I was right, so ha! We set goals for the year under penalty of alcohol poisoning. We discuss the subtleties of hanging dong. And, we start the countdown to Matt's foray into the dark web. 

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Anthony aids and abets? Cowboys of the future. Don't be a Bill Cosby. Be careful what you wish for. Conspicuously absent: @mooreamoore.