We know this episode is late, but our sh*t is broke. We need the monies. Por favor to get over to the Patreon and help us fix our busted machine.

Oh you wanted to know what we talk about in this episode? WELL TOO BAD! Listen to it, ya degenerate.
Smooches and love,
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This episode has no Matt yet again. He is on another Trump-esqe vacation. We finish the second half of the fan fiction erotica. Anthony and Brandon talk about the latest happening on the music scene. MGK vs. Slipknot, Lil Nas X vs. My ears, R. Kelly vs. Everybody. We talk about the outrageous gear displayed at the met gala and we talk about an actor at a haunted house who made things get really real.

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#Swagu over here. We debate who's gonna save us, old people or the young and dumb??? We learn to never trust a Tresh, you got her there to hook up the homies. We have another criminal who let his foot fetish get the better of him. We discus I sweet innocent Bostonian angel who saves a young man's life by showing him the goods on a golf cart. Jessica Elisabeth Smith please reach out to us, we love you. Matt tries to be a male madam to another one, trying to turn Brandon's car detailing job a little more lucrative by flaunting his meat while detailing vehicles.

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This episode of Sobering Thoughts were doing it a little different. No Matt on this episode so you know there is no order. Anthony and his brother Brandon chop it up, talking about white boys in flip flops, sexy women in crocs and OnlyFans. Also on this episode is Part 1 of Anthony's fan fiction erotica "Orgasmo Pandimonium". Anthony's drinking Wild Turkey 101 and Twisted Tea & Lemonade so he's drunk and hype as hell.

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Loyal Sobering Thoughts listeners, we explore the Vajankle. Anthony has never heard of this sex toy and Matt educates. We have another story of a weird guy doing questionable stuff with a horse. An idiot in Tasmania has his first and last ride on a jetski. Weird guy in England decides to get off on the descriptions of prank called people's feet.  Discus the Darwin awards and how dumb people meet their fates just out of stupidity. Sorry the episode is late, we hope you enjoy.


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This episode we have a special guest, the creator of the podcast logo Brandon. On the show we come up with ways to help lower the innocent victim count. We hear about a man in Singapore who got enraged by a naked coworker, a woman who decides the best way to get rid of bed bugs in her car is by fire. We talk about how the rap game is flooded with Lil, Youngs and Babies, so we need a rapper that wants to be a normal guy, or regular. Poop is discussed far too long, but it's for the love of heath and good living. Anthony is drunk as hell again, get ready because it gets crazy.

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Ladies and gentleman we finally got a duet. Anthony sings a song so good that Matt had to join in. We cover a story about a serial pooper in the UK, some guy in Norfolk that can't find a woman but it's okay he used someone else's horse instead. Anthony is super pickled and is channeling Artie all episode long. Burps a plenty for all your lovers of burp porn. Anthony gives hints on how to land you some man meat ladies. We take a moment to laugh and make fun of Rudy's shorts. This episode gets wild people, enjoy.

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Sorry this episode is late people, today was terrible. I decided to eat a whole bag of Kale chips and my guts said what the hell are you thinking. Anyway we are back in Richmond with the returning hero of the day Matt. We cover a Redneck Rave, two stories involving a McDonald's. An iguana who pays the ultimate price for being green in public. This episode was tormented by my dog Artemis Prime, but we persevered.

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Sorry the episode is a little late people but I hope the wait was worth it. Traveling back from Portland, OR. and editing the show during my layover in Chicago. This is a special Pride month episode. Matt is still in Richmond while I am in the Beaver interviewing my new friends Ash and Diva. We talk about their experiences discovering they are trans and being a trans couple. Shootin the shit over a bottle of Fighting Cock whiskey. Promoting love and equality, Happy Pride everyone!


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This episode we ask, are you a little bit bisexual? You may be. Email us, we are begging you to email us, wanna be heard, wanna become immortal? Email us and we will read you email on the show, don't be part of the problem, send us an email. Apparently horses are natures assholes, but Matt still thinks slapping one is a bad idea. Anthony aka MC Horse Choker thinks otherwise.

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