Weirdly, the alert level moved down to 3 via tweets from the Department of Health, but no scientist was at the daily propaganda briefing to answer questions! No evidence has been published to explain this change. It seems like it's all a risky ruse to get the Daily Mail back onside after ditching the contact tracing app yesterday. *Contains swearing*

Hattie Mancock talks about horseracing while lying about working with Apple and Google all along. Hey, after wasting months and millions of pounds, they've now admitted their tracing app doesn't work! Meanwhile the local mob boss asks me to correct an error in a previous episode! *Contains swearing*

After months of failures that have led to thousands of avoidable deaths, Hattie Mancock has finally apologised! Meanwhile the statue of Rhodes at Oriel College, Oxford, will be removed and Jacinda Ardern demonstrates why she's the best leader in the world. *Contains swearing*

At last, some truly great news! The steroid dexamethasone has been proven to reduce the risk of death in COVID-19 patients on ventilators and oxygen. It's a known, widely used drug. Meanwhile Marcus Rashford forces Bonson Johnson into a humiliating U-turn on free school meals over the Summer holidays, and I look forward to the TV adaptation of the Coronavirus pandemic. *Contains swearing*

I heard a very disturbing episode of Radiolab today, looking at British crimes in the 1950s of torturing, raping and murdering thousands of Kenyans. It is hidden history, deliberately erased from our understanding of post-war Britain. Churchill was PM from 1951 to 1955. You can hear Mau Mau here: https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/radiolab/articles/mau-mau Kenya: White Terror, the BBC documentary is on YouTube: https://youtu.be/XV0udfKrzTQ *Warning - graphic descriptions of torture in both the Radiolab episode and BBC documentary* *Contains swearing*

Sky news correspondent Inzamam Rashid was leaked the recommendations from the Public Health England review into how to protect BAME people from COVID-19. Because it tackles structural racism the Tories thought they could bury it! But apparently it'll be published next week. Meanwhile my local mob boss is complaining about closed restaurants! *Contains swearing*

Re-listening to Vallance and Bonson Johnson prepare us for many deaths, followed by a slack lockdown and haphazard easing, is herd immunity still policy? Rory Stewart's warnings to act fast were ignored. Meanwhile I find a slab of slate on Dartmoor, visit a mob boss and denounce facists! *Contains swearing*

I delve further into the government's cataclysmic failures of early March. Meanwhile it seems if you disagree with Cummins you'll be bumped off the government briefing - it's been blatant propaganda for weeks. *Contains swearing*

There are now three different estimations of the number of deaths avoided if we'd locked down a week earlier: 25,000, 30,000 and 40,000. Locking down late is probably the worst of all the mistakes Bonson Johnson has made. *Contains swearing*

Neil Ferguson says half the UK COVID-19 deaths would have been avoided if we'd locked down a week earlier. That's at least 25,000 people. A scandal of historic proportions is brewing and it's no surprise that Bonson Johnson says analysing what happened is premature! Meanwhile pianist/magic man/genius friend of the show Augusto has given us all a gift...can you spot it? *Contains swearing*