Welcome back to another installment of me and cousin Alex (who looks animated wtf that filter was NOT on me) shooting the shit. Why do we say crazy things – i.e. things that will specifically hurt our boyfriends?! It’s not cute and we should probably just be upfront about our insecurities. We talk about me feeling in limbo (I’m present in NYC but also there’s a very real chance of me moving to Europe with a man??!) and Alex stressing about friendship even though she shouldn’t – hands in sloots, we’re all cultivating new, adult, female friendships this year! If you’re reading this write in the comments if you can burp on demand and how much Alex should charge… ILY!

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We finally have a new episode of 1-800-SLOOTS where I get to hear your beautiful voices! But first I am STUNNED to find a Daily Mail article written about my booty transformation from months ago in which they discuss my “soggy diaper butt” as if it’s a real illness. This made me take a trip down memory lane and reflect on my digital footprint… which is fitting because I just met my boyfriend’s family and was faced with the reality that they also have access to Google🫣 Enjoy hearing from your fellow Sloots and I’ll see you next week Xx

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Happy pop culture Thursday Sloots!! Let’s unpack season 3 of the White Lotus and the hits and misses of the finale. Laurie made me cry, Aimee Lou is such an Aimee Lou, and taboo incest plots can fly but only IF they make sense! I also listen to a few of your amazing voice mails including one from a very special Irish gentleman. Now I have to go catch my flight byeee XO

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Get your jammies on sloots (and grab a furry pen + a notepad the size of your palm) we’re having a slumber party! There’s nothing new about me and Alex yapping on the  couch but this week is a little fun and different… we’re each taking turns in the hot seat. What work has Alex had done? How’d she go from LDS saint to stoner princess? What does she really think of my bf? And ofc, I answer all of your burning questions, although there was probably no need to be any more open and honest after VOLUNTARILY sharing my horrifying dream at the top of the episode. I’m sorry and I love you! XO

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Part 2 of quitting-the-vape-with-Sofia is here!! If you’re looking for some next level wisdom for kicking your addiction, you’re in the right place. Today we’re tackling the hard ish — how to stop using the vape to escape your feelings, and why eliminating nicotine from your system will actually ease your anxiety & depression drastically. And if you’re not going to do it for the internal reasons that’s OK because let me tell you…the physical benefits are just as great. My skin has color again. My hair is strong. My eyes look alive. Quit for your brain, and if you can’t, quit for vanity. You got this and I’m rooting for you <3 Xx

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It’s just me and you this week Sloot! My detox from nicotine has been a journey and I am finally ready to share… and it’s a long story so we had to split it into two parts! How did this addiction begin? What’re the horrors of vaping vs. cigarettes? How was my addiction (and complicated road to recovery) affecting my loved ones? And because I’m in a chatty mood, we also have a coloring book haul, an earlobe update, a very special voice note from my best friend Ali, and a debate about keeping things from you ex (moral of the story is you definitely shouldn’t buy things from them on Facebook marketplace!) Enjoy and see you next week for part 2!

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Your favorite cousins are back, and the ADHD is real. We kick things off with an impromptu lesson on shapes—pop quiz: what shape is a TV? (wrong answers only) I would also love to know who took my Frame TV – if you return it now I promise I won’t be mad. The main event: deep diving into Vogue’s 2025 wedding Do’s and Don’ts (and NO, no one is proposing… yet). And as festival season approaches, we are yet again met with a life changing decision: to Coachella or not to Coachella? That is the question. And last but not least, we unpack Alex’s irrational fear of sand.  Love you Sloots!!

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Ever wanted an expert’s take on any possible cosmetic treatment/ procedure under the sun?? Well this week you’re in luck because my beautiful, EDUCATED, plastic surgeon to the stars is here to give us a crash course on botox, lip filler, face lifts, buccal fat removal, hyperpigmentation, laser, and more!! We deep dive into everything trending in the world of cosmetic surgery, as well as how to find the best doctor, the things to consider before getting work done, and the concept of “aging gracefully.” Dr. Lafer is a tremendous resource for all things facial surgery and rejuvenation – you will hang on to every word of our convo because she is just that knowledgeable. Enjoy sloots!

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Alex got off the plane from Utah with vengeance. Breaking the news of my ex’s engagement? No problem! Calling a DIFFERENT ex for the first time in years on my behalf? Love it!!! In addition to cozying up to the men of my past, Alex shares her near death experience on the slopes, calls me out for not getting her a Christmas gift last year (don’t worry she already has 2025’s picked out) and draws my attention to a sloot who has a thing for my pits…guess the laser was worth it! Also I know who RBG is. May she rest in peace!! XO

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Today I am joined by fashion bombshell Alara Taneri who you know and love from Perfect Match season 2 and the infamous Dated & Related… In addition to sharing BTS of her time on reality TV, Alara tells us all about her new boo (if you’re lucky you’ll see her soft launch him on her IG story) and all of her past Valentine’s antics. Alara and I discuss the pros of dating long distance, the importance of pheromones, and we answer some of your Save Our Sloots (SOS) questions! Alara is hysterical, has perfect bangs, and is a champ for ripping a recording the morning after her 26th bday bash (hence the sexy voice.) Enjoy XO

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