Soiled Restroom Cinema

The Cinematic Flushers take on a serial killer!  When a child survivor (Mila Kunis) of Patrick Bateman's killing spree grows up, she continues his bloody work to eliminate anyone who stands in her way of landing a coveted assistant teaching position for a renowned college professor (William Shatner).  What follows are a lot a bad narration, off screen kills, and Shatner doing his best Shatner.

Our special guest this time out is Quinton Wilde, a stand up comedian from Colombia, South Carolina.  Wilde has performed in such venues as the Art Bar, New Brookland Tavern, and the Comedy Zone.

The Cinematic Flushers take on bad cinematic luck!  When two New Yorkers (Lindsay Lohan, Chris Pine) share a magical kiss at a masquerade party, their luck gets switched, leading to many unfunny Looney Tunes styled scenarios. 

Here are Lohan's red carpet pic and poster for her upcoming low budget turd that were mentioned on the show.

The Cinematic Flushers take on CGI ghostbusting!  When a Boston cop (pre-DEADPOOL Ryan Reynolds) gets killed by his partner (Kevin Bacon), he gets a second chance to fight crime in the afterlife by teaming up with and 1800's cowboy (Jeff Bridges).  Many dull action scenes, one liners, and CGI effects to follow.

Joining us as our special guest this time out is veteran actress (and returning favorite), Maria Olsen.  Miss Olsen has over 150 credits to her name, including PERCY JACKSON, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, and the critically acclaimed indie film, STARRY EYES.

The Cinematic Flushers take on Queensland!  When a thief (John Cusack) kidnaps a former race car driver (Thomas Jane), non-action ensues as they rob a bank, then drive across half of Australia, talking nonstop as they evade various stock villain and cop characters who are hot on their trail.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Biff Tannen and Arthur Harkness from The Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.

The Cinematic Flushers take on talking apes!  When Jay Ward's beloved cartoon Tarzan knockoff (Brendan Fraser) meets the only woman of his dreams (Leslie Mann), he'll stop at nothing (except for the numerous trees) to save her from marrying her idiot fiance (Thomas Haden Church).  Many tree collisions, talking apes, and lame puns to follow.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is the monkey half of the BlokeBusters podcast, Paul "The Cinematic Ape" Hawkins.

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Fresh Prince clan!  When a father and son (Will Smith, Jaden Smith) crash land on Earth of the future, they must jiggy their way to survival by recovering a lost homing beacon before an assortment of CGI wildlife (including a displaced alien creature) finds them.  Throw in a little New Age dialogue here and there, and you have the makings for one boring pet project for Will Smith's son.

If you want to learn more about Jaden Smith's insane tweets, this YouTube vid from FACTS will help you out.  (HERE)

The Cinematic Flushers take on Adam Sandler's latest!  When an unhappy bank manager (pornstache David Spade) reunites with an unhinged high school buddy (Adam Sandler), non-hilarity ensues as the two fake their own deaths to start a new life that involves stock villains, obvious plot twists, unfunny gags, a cure for cancer, and paycheck cashing actors.  Basically a standard Adam Sandler film.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time our are Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins and Brian Klosterman, hosts of the BlokeBusters podcast.

The Cinematic Flushers take on magic tricks!  When a self absorbed magician (spray tanned Steve Carell) loses his lifelong magic act partner (Steve Buscemi), his life spirals out of control.  Along for this descent into unfunny madness is Olivia Wilde as their assistant, and Jim Carrey essentially cashing a quick paycheck as a whacked out street magician.

Special guests this time out are Dustin & Jessica Kramer, hosts of the Popcorn Poops podcast, and who previously assisted with the flushing of SON IN LAW (SRC 103).

The Cinematic Flushers take on chop socky kangaroos!  When a young disabled boy (Mario Yedidia) falls into a sewage whirlpool, he finds himself in a fantasy world chock full of bald headed soldiers, kangaroo fighting martial artists, and a screaming villain (Angus Macfadyen) who's dressed like he just walked out of a David Bowie video.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, hosts of the Steel Cage Radio podcast and returning favorites here on the show.

The Cinematic Flushers take on Brett Ratner mutants!  When Magneto (Ian McKellen) and a back-from-the-dead Jean Grey (Famke Janssen) plan to wipe out a mutant cure before it wipes them out for good, it's up to the 2006 roster of X-Men to stop them once and for all.  Plenty of unnecessary character deaths and lame fight sequences to follow.

Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out are Biff Tannen and Undies of Wondy from the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.