Soiled Restroom Cinema

JINGLE TURDS month continues! The Cinematic Flushers take on Tool Time! When a suburban couple (Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis) send their only daughter off to college and decide to take a cruise for Christmas, they run into opposition from their overly festive neighbors (led by Dan Aykroyd). What follows are 99 minutes of recycled gags, stale jokes, boring characters, and misplaced sentiment.

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Jingle Turds month continues! The Cinetmatic Flushers take on a wrestling Santa! When a self absorbed fitness guru (Hulk Hogan) takes a blow to the head, he momentarily thinks he's Santa Claus and now feels compelled to help protect an orphanage from being taken over by a rejected Bond villain (Ed Begley Jr.). What follows are 93 minutes of goofy sound effects, cartoon characters, insane plot devices, and the Hulkster decked out like a gay stripper.

Film is streaming online for free HERE. You have been warned.

Joining us as part of our Jingle Turds co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, podcast hosts of Steel Cage Radio, More Brains!, and their newest project, The Degenerate Show.

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It's Jingle Turds month! The Cinematic Flushers take on a live action holiday classic! When the nasty Grinch (a painfully unfunny Jim Carrey) sets out to stop the Who's Christmas celebration, he discovers the true meaning of Christmas through tons of unnecessary backstory, ugly makeup, overblown production design, and off color jokes. Happy Holidays!

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, the Low Score boys from YouTube's TortureVision channel. Low Score essentially does for videogames what we do for films here in the Restroom. Check them out!

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Happy Thanksgiving! The Cinematic Flushers take on unfunny thieves! When a high rise apartment manager (Ben Stiller) gets unfairly fired by his financially corrupt employer (Alan Alda), he assembles a team of inept ex-employees to help him steal $20 million from a hidden safe. What follows are 104 minutes of unfunny dialogue, forgettable characters, lame plot twits, and the once talented Eddie Murphy acting on comedy life support.

Our special guest this time out is Doug Aschliman, one of the hosts for the Movie Madness podcast. Aschliman previously assisted with the flushing of CLOCKSTOPPERS (SRC 110).

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The Cinematic Flushers take on well groomed eyebrows! When a group of college kids (Joey Lawrence among them) decide to party it up at a rental home in Florida, they must discover the identity of a mysterious masked killer before it's too late. What follows are 90 minutes of off screen kills, boring characters, lame party scenes, and the late Jeff Conaway thinking he's appearing in a X-FILES episode.

Special guest this time out is Elsie Escobar, who plays the role of Nellie Lopez in the film! In addition to her acting credits, Elsie co-hosts both She Podcasts, and The Feed: The Official Libsyn Podcast. She also is the Social Media Community Manager at Libsyn, which is the world's largest podcast network and host! You can follow her on Twitter @YoGeek.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on low budget zombies! When a lone warrior (Martin Copping) runs into a group of zombie apocalypse survivors (led by a barely there Danny Trejo), all hell breaks loose as they fight for survival across the Nevada desert. What follows are 90 minutes of bad CGI effects, community theater acting, endless narration, and stripper pole dancing.

Our special guest this time out is actress Jade Regier, who plays the role of Fast Lane Debbie in the film. Regier has modeled for various magazines, including Playboy and Muscle Mustang, appeared at car and comic conventions, and is a free style exotic dancer and stripper pole instructor.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on headbands and permed hair! When a group of rebels (led by Henry Silva) threaten to wipe out a small middle eastern country somewhere in Arizona, it's up to an elite phantom army led by Ace Hunter (Barry Bostwick) to put an end to their reign of terror. What follows are 99 minutes of flying motorcycles, disco jumpsuits, bad accents, and pornstache.

Special shout out to the 1980's Movie Graveyard Podcast on the show. You can follow them on Twitter @80sMveGraveyard.

The Cinematic Flushers take on Universal's monsters! When the Lord of Vampires (Richard Roxburgh) seeks to unleash his brood upon the world and wipe out humanity, it's up to Vatican appointed monster killer Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman) to put a stake through his evil heart. Along for the CGI monster mash is UNDERWORLD's Kate Beckinsale, who's no stranger to this type of nonsense.

Special guests this time out our Caitlin Hobbs & Amy Chesser, hosts of the Nightmares On Netflix podcast. Nightmares is a weekly movie review discussion showcasing the various horror themed films found on Netflix.

You can follow them on Twitter @NightmaresonNet.

The Cinematic Flushers take on videogame zombies! When a group of Seattle party goers attend an exclusive rave on a remote island, they find themselves in a fight for survival when the local undead inhabitants turn up to crash the party. What follows are 90 minutes of gratuitous nudity, low budget makeup, videogame quality acting, and actor Jurgen Prochnow essentially doing a lazy retread of his DAS BOOT character.

Our special guest this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, hosts of the Low Score show on YouTube, who previously assisted with the flushing of SILENT HILL: REVELATION back in SRC 126. Low Score essentially does for crappy videogames what we do here in the Restroom.

The Cinematic Flushers take on sword fighting vampires! When a group of Hot Topic bloodsuckers (led by Parker Posey) locates the Ultimate Vampire (Dominic Purcell) in Iraq and restores him to life so he can wipe out humanity, it's up to tax evading vampire killer Blade (Wesley Snipes) to put a stop to him. What follows are nearly two hours of slow motion walking, goofy fight scenes, and constant Deadpool styled wisecracks from Ryan Reynolds.

Joining us as part of our co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and BlokeBusters podcast host, Paul "The Vampire Hawk" Hawkins.