Soiled Restroom Cinema

It's SCARY TURDS month! When a town full of central Florida rednecks get sprayed by a mysterious government mosquito juice, it's up to a wedding party decked out in 50's attire to gather up survivors and escape the flesh eating rampage before it's too late. What follows are 88 minutes of really bad lighting, acting, makeup effects, and dialogue.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, hosts of the MORE BRAINS! podcast.

The Cinematic Flushers take on tree farts! When random people in the northeast US start killing themselves in the most graphic ways possible, it's up to a high school science teacher (Mark Wahlberg) and his wife (Zooey Deschanel) to run around the greater PA landscape to find a reason behind the madness before it's too late. What follows are 90 minutes of clueless characters, tree farts, and pointless encounters.

Our special guest this time out is actor/screenwriter Edward DeRuiter. DeRuiter's past credits include MERCENARIES (SRC 058), BUDDY HUTCHINS, and ICE SHARKS. You can follow him on Twitter @edwardderuiter.

The Cinematic Flushers take on Bulgarian cops! When a former race car driver (Ethan Hawke) is forced to drive through a series of criminal hoops for an Euro-trash voiced villain (Jon Voight) in order to save his wife, he must find a way to stop him with the help of Selena Gomez while continuously driving around greater Bulgaria. What follows are a LOT of boring car chases, obvious dialogue, and the worst police force in Europe.

The Cinematic Flushers take on action figures! When the evil Cobra Command plans to use a series of nanomite warheads to wipe out millions and upset the balance of power in the world, it's up to the elite action figure fighting force of G.I. Joe to stop them. What follows are two hours of migraine inducing plot, characters, action scenes, and CGI effects. You're better off playing with your Star Wars action figures instead, or yourself, for that matter.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and Paul "G.I. Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

The Cinematic Flushers take on green screen Heaven! When a Texas minister (Hayden Christensen) gets into a devastating car accident, he fights his way back to life with his wife (Kate Bosworth) and family by his side. However, you'll have to wait until nearly the end of the running time for Christensen to explain what happened in the title of the film. It's definitely not worth the wait. Trust us.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is content creator, Sara Polton.

The Cinematic Flushers take on 3D CGI gore! When a young woman (Adelaide Clemens) discovers she's one half of an evil entity (also Clemens), she makes a journey to the burned out town of Silent Hill to save her father (Sean Bean) before he dies a typical Sean Bean death. What follows are a lot of lame CGI 3D effects, lack of any decent scares, and one scene performances from actors who should know better.

Special guests this time out are Branden Haize and Anthony Dynar, the hosts of the LOW SCORE show on YouTube. Low Score essentially does for crappy videogames what we do for crappy films here in the Restroom. Check them out!

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Fockers! When the long suffering Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) tries to find a suitable kindergarten for his moronic kids, he gets way more than he bargained for when his obnoxious family (led by Robert De Niro) shows up in town to celebrate a birthday. What follows are a LOT of recycled gags, unfunny dialogue, and performances from actors who have essentially given up on their careers.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is content creator, Sara Polton.

The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI volcano! When a slave (Kit Harington) ends up in the doomed city of Pompeii mere days before the big eruption, he catches the eye of a landowner's daughter (Emily Browning) and a scene chewing Roman senator (Kiefer Sutherland) while fighting for his life in more ways than one. What follows are a lot of soap opera nonsense, endless sword fights, and boring conversations until the volcano wipes them all out.

Our special guest this time out is creative entity Sara Polton. Polton is an actress, writer, and producer of various projects, including the ANSWERING MACHINE podcast, the 5 THINGS YouTube show, and her own TWITCH TV channel.

The Cinematic Flushers take on babysitting! When an unemployed loser (Jonah Hill) is charged with watching three obnoxious kids so his mom (Jessica Hecht) can go on a long overdue date, a series of unfunny misadventures ensue involving a crazed drug dealer (Sam Rockwell), exploding toilets, gang related activity, and lame pedophile jokes.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is former co-cinematic flusher, film critic, and author, Kris Anger.

The Cinematic Flushers take on fairy tale villains! When Death (Nick Principe) wants to leave the Underworld and raise Hell in greater Los Angeles, it's up to a badly accented British Alice (Christina Licciardi) and a group of public domain fairy tale villains to stop him. What follows are production values so low you'll think you're watching a YouTube video from ten years ago.

Special note: This supervillain mess is actually a sequel to last year's, AVENGERS GRIMM, a shameless AVENGERS ripoff that we also flushed HERE.

Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out are C-Mart and Undies of Wondy from The Brotherhood Of Evil Geeks.