Soiled Restroom Cinema

Happy St. Paddy's Day! The Cinematic Flushers take on a Quentin Tarantino love letter! When two exiled assassins (Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus) discover a Boston priest has been killed by the Italian mob to lure them out of hiding, they take the bait and return to America to settle the score. What follows are 118 minutes of bad accents, screenwriter dialogue, poorly shot action scenes, and comedian Billy Connolly doing his best Irish Gandalf.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, podcast hosts of More Brains! and The Degenerate Show.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on a giant iguana! When a CGI incarnation of the famed Japanese monster decides to use Manhattan as his nesting ground, it's up to Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick), Leon The Professional (Jean Reno), and Chief Wiggum (Hank Azaria) to put him down before he destroys the city. What follows are 139 minutes of bad NY accents, endless reaction shots, miscast actors, and a couple of passive aggressive shots at the late film critics, Gene Siskel & Roger Ebert.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Paul Hawkins & Brian Klosterman, hosts of the BlokeBusters podcast.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on the DCEU! When the world is threatened by an ancient witch (Cara Delevingne), a government official (Viola Davis) assembles a team of second rate villains (Will Smith and Margot Robbie among them) against their will to deal with the problem. What follows are 123 minutes of lame fight scenes, boring dialogue, repetitive character introductions, Halloween Store costumes, and Jared Leto doing a drive by Joker performance better suited to a Comic Con convention.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is C-Mart from The Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on turtle power! When the villainous Shredder (Brian Tee) escapes from prison and teams up with Krang (a talking hemorrhoid from another dimension) to wipe out mankind, it's up to the four CGI Turtles of fame to stop them before it's too late. Along for the ride are mid-drift Megan Fox, Lego Batman, Arrow, and Madea.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, the Low Score boys from YouTube's Torturevision channel. Low Score essentially does for videogames what we do for films here in the Restroom. Check them out!

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The Cinematic Flushers take on the Farrelly brothers! When a pair of New England based conjoined twins (Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear) leave their diner jobs so the Kinnear half of the twins can pursue an acting career in LA, they discover a new world that tests the bonds of their relationship (literally and figuratively). What follows are 118 minutes of rimshot dialogue, unfunny sight gags, endless cameos, and the one and only Cher doing her best impersonation of her own wax figure.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Doug Aschliman from the Movie Madness podcast.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Blue Man Group killer! When a college student (Lindsay Lohan) is abducted and left for dead by a serial killer, she awakens to find herself missing two limbs and believing she's a stripper named Dakota Moss. She then sets out to unravel the mystery of her abduction. What follows are 105 minutes of terrible dancing, obvious red herrings, confusing editing, Lohan being Lohan, and a serial killer who would be more at home in a Wayans brothers comedy.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on gambling! When a Princeton student (Justin Timberlake) loses his life savings in an online poker match, he travels to Costa Rica to confront the businessman (Ben Affleck) who may have cheated him. What follows are 88 minutes of pretty locations, paid vacation acting, gambling dialogue, and actress Gemma Arterton sporting a Donald Trump tan.

Special guests this time out are Juliette Miranda and her producing partner David from The Unwritable Rant podcast. The Rant features interviews from various celebrities in the media arts, as we as unique personal interviews (and bourbon reviews) from host Juliette.

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We're back! The Cinematic Flushers take on an Alexandre Dumas classic in the first new episode of 2017!

When the villainous Lord Buckingham (Orlando Bloom) builds a Da Vinci airship and threatens France, it's up to the noble D'Artagnan (Logan Lerman) and the veteran Musketeers to save their country. What follows are 110 minutes of goofy wigs, bad CGI, drag show costumes, and a bloated James Corden without his Carpool Karaoke.

We also welcome content creator Sara Polton as our brand new co-cinematic flusher for 2017, and debut a brand new segment!

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It's our year end bonus episode! The Cinematic Flushers take on Time Square! When a wide assortment of New Yorker's lives (Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Hilary Swank among them) begin to intersect on New Year's Eve, what follows are 113 minutes of paycheck cashing acting, Lifetime network plot points, musical montages, and Ryan Seacrest.

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Thank you for an amazing year! SRC returns on January 26th, 2017.

It's JINGLE TURDS month! The Cinematic Flushers take on an internet meme! When a young girl (Megan Charpentier) makes a holiday wish into a shopping mall wishing well, she's suddenly able to hear every obnoxious comment Grumpy Cat (voiced by Aubrey Plaza) makes. What follows are 85 minutes of lame jokes, shameless product placement, Lifetime quality acting, and dim witted villains.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and BlokeBusters podcast host, Paul "Cinematic Kitty Litter" Hawkins.

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