Soiled Restroom Cinema

The Cinematic Flushers take on Christmas Carol ghosts! When a womanizing photographer (Matthew McConaughey) encounters three spirits on the weekend wedding of his only brother (Breckin Meyer), he's offer a chance at redemption in order to finally fall in love with his lifelong friend (Jennifer Garner). What follows are 100 minutes of misogynistic one liners, female sex objects, warmed over romance, and Garner looking like she was forced to utter all of her dialogue at gunpoint.

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Our special guest this time out is actress Meredith Thomas, who previously assisted with the flushing of her own film, SHARK WEEK. Some of her more recent credits include THE WRONG CRUSH, ANGIE TRIBECA, and A CHRISTMAS IN VERMONT.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on animated assassins! When a futuristic killer (Charlize Theron) is assigned to eliminate the head of a dystopian society (Marton Csokas), she uncovers a mystery as to the true origins of her people. What follows are 93 minutes of bad costumes, CGI pinballs, obvious wire work, and veteran actor Pete Postlethwaite decked out as a giant circumcised penis.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on pulp fiction! When an 1800's Calvary man (Taylor Kitsch) finds an alien medallion in a cave, he's teleported to ancient Mars where he finds himself in the middle of a CGI alien war for control of the planet. What follows are a grueling 132 minutes of overloaded mythologies, bland romance, bronze tanner, kid friendly creatures, and actress Lynn Collins decked out like she's a weekend belly dancer at a cheap Indian restaurant.

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Our special guest this time out is author and historian Jay Sandlin. Jay is the creator and founder of The Novel Comics: Alternate History. With Superheroes. The first volume, Outbreak Mutiny, is now available on Amazon.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on Marvel superheroes! When Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) inadvertently creates an evil robot called Ultron (James Spader) who's hellbent on the destruction of the human race, it's up to the Avengers to clean up his mess before it's too late. What follows are 141 minutes of CGI robot fights, unnecessary backstories, shoehorned romance, and actor Andy Serkis showing up just long enough to insure he'll have something to do in BLACK PANTHER a full three years later.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Undies Of Wondy and C-Mart from The Brotherhood Of Evil Geeks.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on discount Transformers! When a college graduate (Lindsay Lohan) buys a VW bug from a junkyard, the vehicle in question turns out to be the famous sentient Love Bug, who then takes her for the ride of her life. What follows are 101 minutes of physics free stunts, distracting boomies, boring race sequences, and actor Michael Keaton wondering how he spent all of his BEETLEJUICE money so quickly.

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Our special guest this time out is Donna Lee Hume, one half of the hosting team from the Varmints! podcast. Varmints! is an educational comedy show that covers all types of critter found on this big blue planet of ours.

We're one of the potential nominees for this year's Podcast Awards! Please head over to their site (HERE), sign up, and nominate us in the COMEDY PODCAST category. You can also nominate all your other favorite shows! Go nominate now!

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The Cinematic Flushers take on unfunny witches! When a young witch (Nicole Kidman) makes an effort to live a normal life, she finds the exact opposite when a failing actor (Will Ferrell) casts her in a TV remake of the series of the same name. What follows are 102 minutes of non magical jokes, performances, and plot devices. Veteran actors Shirley MacLaine and Michael Caine show up just long enough to collect paychecks.

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Our special guest this time out is LA actress Elise Brent, who previously assisted with the flushing of THE INTERNSHIP (HERE).

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The Cinematic Flushers take on futuristic organ harvesting! When two dumb clones (Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson) escape from an underground organ production facility, they embark on a cross country chase to find their doppelganger owners. What follows are 136 minutes of typical Michael Bay car chases, sexism, product placement shots, and explosions. Oh, and Sean Bean turns in another die-before-the-end-credits performance.

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Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, the Low Score boys from YouTube's Torturevision channel. Low Score essentially does for videogames what we do for films here in the Restroom. Check them out!

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The Cinematic Flushers take on bad Jewish accents! When two lifeguards (Graham Phillips, Zack Pearlman) decide to host a party on the last weekend of summer before college, the find more obstacles in their path than they anticipated. What follows are 108 minutes of endless SNL cameos, lame jokes, off the shelf plot devices, and actress Gina Gershon performing like she's auditioning for a musical of THE NANNY.

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Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins, one half of the podcasting team over at the BlokeBusters podcast.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on homicidal gauze! When an ancient Egyptian prince escapes from his tomb, he terrorizes modern day London in an effort to be reborn into our world. What follows are 88 minutes of mismatched visual effects, crazytown acting, parking garage sets, and actor Gerard Butler in a blink and you'll miss him performance.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on a villainous makeup company! When a young artist (Halle Berry) is killed, a group of CGI cats bring her back to life and grant her catlike abilities, which she then uses to bring her killers to justice. What follows are 104 minutes of crazy cat ladies, shredded leather, bad CGI, and a lead character that has nothing to do with her source material.

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