Soiled Restroom Cinema

SCARY TURDS month continues! The Cinematic Flushers take on the marijuana munchies! When an evil bong encounters an evil cookie, it's up to a head shop owner (John Patrick Jordan) and a bakery store owner (Robin Sydney) to set things right before it's too late. What follows are 80 minutes of endless flashback scenes, unfunny jokes, strip club boomies, and puppeteering so bad it's better suited to a lame, Jeff Dunham comedy special.

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Our special guest this time out is David the Producer from The Unwritable Rant podcast.

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It's SCARY TURDS month! The Cinematic Flushers take on crazy mamas! When a secretary (Ann Heche) steals four hundred grand from her employer and flees town, her escape is interrupted when she encounters a homicidal clerk with mommy issues (Vince Vaughn) at a roadside motel. What follows are 105 minutes of camera shots, sets, performances, and costumes you've already seen in the original.

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Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on button mashing! When a group of friends (Frankie Muniz among them) find themselves at the mercy of a videogame that kills in real life, they must uncover the mystery before it's too late. What follows are 85 minutes of connect the dots plot, zero scares, low budget CGI effects, exposition dump characters, and actor Jimmi Simpson channeling his inner Ryan Reynolds to the point of a lawsuit being filed for personality infringement.

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Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Anthony Dynar, one of the Low Score boys from YouTube's TortureVision channel, and his podcasting sidekick, Gay Dave.

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It's SCARY TURDS month! The Cinematic Flushers take on back brace stalking! When three college friends (Katee Sackhoff among them) get selected to spend a night in the old Michael Myers house as part of a reality series run by Busta Rhymes, they quickly find out he's still alive and seeking vengeance. What follows are 94 minutes of bloodless kills, disposable characters, rap star acting, and actress Jamie Lee Curtis showing up just long enough to collect her monthly supply of Activia.

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Our special guest this time out is actress Jessica Cameron, whose numerous credits include, TRUTH OR DARE, MANIA, and her own YouTube reality series with partner Heather Dorff called, SCREAM QUEEN STREAM.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on the Hawaiian Gods! When a celebrated military contractor (Bradley Cooper) returns to Hawaii on business, he ends up reconnecting with an old flame (Rachel McAdams) and falls his military liaison (Emma Stone). What follows are 105 minutes of zero chemistry romance, HAWAII FIVE-O locations, Kenny Powers with a buzzcut, and actors Bill Murray and Alec Baldwin showing up just long enough to enjoy their Hawaiian vacation.

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Our special guests this time out are Copper Yuenger & Heather Yates Boudreaux from the Life Under The Laundry Pile podcast.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on low budget Deadpool! When Marvel's favorite mutant (Hugh Jackman) leaves his home as a boy, he embarks on a lifelong journey of discovery while battling his more savage brother (Liev Schreiber) along the way. What follows are 107 minutes of wirework fight scenes, unfinished CGI effects, rage acting, and actor Ryan Reynolds pregaming his Deadpool character in the worst possible version of that character.

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Our special guest this time out is author and historian, Jay Sandlin. In addition to his first children's book, Little Wolfie Of Riverhill School, Sandlin is also the host of a brand new podcast called, #WhoWouldWin, which pits various heroes and villains against each other in fictional battles.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on evil cell phone reception! When a worldwide cell phone attack transforms humans into rampaging zombies, two men (John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson) band together in an effort to find Cusack's missing wife and son. What follows are 98 minutes of WALKING DEAD extras, poor CGI effects, zero chemistry acting, and veteran actor Stacy Keach showing up just long enough to pay off his yacht.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on cultural appropriation! When a cyborg operative (Scarlett Johannson) is tasked to find who's killing employees of a high level robotics corporation, she uncovers clues to her past life as a human. What follows are 107 minutes of whitewash casting, boring action scenes, do-it-yourself wigs, and veteran actress Juliette Binoche showing up just long enough to make her next mortgage payment.

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Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on green screen! When a rookie cop (Gabriel Macht) is brought back to life by the villainous Octopus (Samuel L. Jackson), he becomes a shadowy crime fighter in an effort to stop Octopus from drinking the blood of Hercules and becoming immortal. What follows are 103 minutes of painfully sexist dialogue, nausea inducing visuals, overdressed costumes, and Jackson chewing so much scenery they needed to use a green screen as a set.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on talking toys! When a young boy (Gregory Smith) encounters a group of sentient toy soldiers waging war on a group of gentle toy monsters after a military grade microchip implant, he must find a way to save the monsters and his town before it's too late. What follows are 110 minutes of boring CGI characters, lazy screenwriting, endless war references, and a young Kirsten Dunst going up against some vengeful Barbie dolls.

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