Soiled Restroom Cinema

The Cinematic Flushers take on Canadian stereotypes! When two Canadian convenience store clerks (Harley Quinn Smith, Lily Rose-Depp) encounter a decades old Nazi with a small army of Bratzis, they seek out the hero detective of TUSK (Johnny Depp) to help them save greater Winnipeg. What follows are 88 minutes of lame Canadian jokes, nepotism casting, call in a favor cameos, and pot fueled plot devices.

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Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins, one half of the podcasting team over at the BlokeBusters podcast.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on a two franchise turd! When an unknown heat source is discovered in Antarctica, a group of explorers (led by Sanaa Lathan and Lance Henriksen) set out to investigate, only to discover an ancient temple hunting ground set up by the Predator aliens to hunt the Alien aliens. What follows are 101 minutes of alien wrestling matches, red shirt cast members, and Indiana Jones set designs.

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Our special guest this time out is author and historian Jay Sandlin, who previously assisted with the flushing of My Super Ex-Girlfriend (HERE). Jay is the creator and founder of The Novel Comics: Alternate History. With Superheroes. The first volume, Outbreak Mutiny, is now available on Amazon.

The Cinematic Flushers take on a Netflix turd! When a Hollywood manager from the mid 90's (Adam Sandler) discovers a talented singer (Jennifer Hudson) while at a theme park, he aids in her rise to fame despite being completely incompetent for the job. What follows are an agonizing 131 of lame jokes, endless parade of cameos, irritating accents, and Rob Schneider gracing us with yet another unfunny racist character.

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Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Brain Klosterman and Paul Hawkins, hosts of the BlokeBusters podcast.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on the 80's! When a post graduate loser (Topher Grace) rediscovers his high school crush (Teresa Palmer), he vows to woo her at an annual Labor Day party despite not being able to get his life together. What follows are 97 minutes of 80's references, soundtrack, location, and wardrobe choices.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on Google! When two watch salesmen (Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson) lose their jobs, they pursue positions at Google via a summer long internship competition. What follows are 119 minutes of ageist jokes, fish out of water plot devices, drive by cameos, and Vince Vaughn doing the same underdog role since DODGEBALL.

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Our special guest this time out is LA based actress Elise Brent. This up and coming talent has been featured in various independent films, TV, commercial, and web based productions. You can check out her list of credits and mad movie skillz right HERE.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on hooker makeup! When a starry eyed Iowa waitress (Christina Aguilera) leaves her home to pursue a singing/dancing career in LA, she discovers the only burlesque nightclub in LA run by Cher as the answer to her dreams. What follows are 119 minutes of bad musical numbers, off the shelf plot points, overblown makeup, and the insanely talented Alan Cumming reduced to the role of a doorman.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on the Oval Office! When a DC detective (Wesley Snipes) is called to the White House to investigate the murder of an intern, he finds himself in the center of a political coverup that threatens to topple the administration. What follows are 106 minutes of lame action scenes, connect the dots plot, a screaming Alan Alda, and an unfunny Dennis Miller.

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Our special guest this time out is Jennifer Briney, host of the Congressional Dish podcast. Congressional Dish peels back the curtain on our government by explaining legislation that anyone can understand.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on a heart transplant! When a mamma's boy businessman (Hayden Christensen) undergoes a heart transplant, he discovers his buddy surgeon (Terrence Howard) is planning to let him die on the table in order to split $100 million life insurance policy with his brand new bride (Jessica Alba). What follows are 84 minutes of confusing flashbacks, gear shifting plot twists, boring dialogue, and Hayden Christensen once again proving he has no discernible acting skills.

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Our special guest this time out is Jacqueline Darna, inventor and CEO of the NoMo Nausea Bands. Darna is an anesthesiologist who developed a drug free elastic wristband that provides relief from all types of nausea, including motion sickness, morning sickness, and migraines.

You can check out her brand new podcast called Pukeology right HERE!

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The Cinematic Flushers take on rabid puppet beavers! When a barrel of toxic chemicals collides with a beaver dam, the local puppet beaver population develops a taste for human flesh and goes after a group of stereotypes on a weekend getaway. What follows are 77 minutes of lame one liners, Halloween Store makeup, ill fitting costumes, and drive by cameos (literally) from Bill Burr and John Mayer.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on a psycho superhero! When and architect (Luke Wilson) meets the woman of his dreams (Uma Thurman), she turns out to be an unhinged superhero who turns his life upside down once he breaks up with her and moves onto someone else. What follows are 96 minutes of unfunny sexist jokes, poorly rendered CGI, superhero hooker outfits, and talented comedians like Wanda Sykes and Anna Faris phoning in their paycheck performances.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is author and historian, Jay Sandlin. Sandlin is the creator and founder of The Novel Comics: Alternate History. With Superheroes. The first volume, Outbreak Mutiny, will debut in early April. He is currently on a speaking tour at various universities with his research on slavery and the Golden Age Of Social Media In America.

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