Soiled Restroom Cinema

Happy Halloween!  The Cinematic Flushers take on one pesky flesh eating virus as LOTR's Sean Astin headlines a cast of pretty, no name actors who literally fall to pieces as they run around a deserted island over the course of the running time. Sadly, there was no cabin anywhere to be found.

Happy Halloween!  The Cinematic Flushers take on one pesky flesh eating virus as LOTR's Sean Astin headlines a cast of pretty, no name actors who literally fall to pieces as they run around a deserted island over the course of the running time. Sadly, there was no cabin anywhere to be found.

The Cinematic Flushers tackle Asylum Film's take on the Sleeping Beauty fairy tale, insisting that's chock full of deplorable acting and poorly rendered CGI monsters that never existed in the orginial text.  Starship Trooper's Casper Van Dien headlines a cast that includes most of his own family.  Freelance journalist and author Talia Soghomonian joins us as our special guest for this nepotism mess.

The Cinematic Flushers tackle Asylum Film's take on the Sleeping Beauty fairy tale, insisting that's chock full of deplorable acting and poorly rendered CGI monsters that never existed in the orginial text.  Starship Trooper's Casper Van Dien headlines a cast that includes most of his own family.  Freelance journalist and author Talia Soghomonian joins us as our special guest for this nepotism mess.

The Cinematic Flushers take on a bunch of Texas cannibals in a lame redux of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre that's sure to leave you with abdominal distress.  Ali Faulkner (The Secret Village) headlines four young adults being terrorized by a group of flesh eating, Lost Boys rejects that ultimately leads to restaging entire scenes previously seen in the decades old (and far better) Texas Chainsaw Massacre. A strong stomach is required to ingest this cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on a bunch of Texas cannibals in a lame redux of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre that's sure to leave you with abdominal distress.  Ali Faulkner (The Secret Village) headlines four young adults being terrorized by a group of flesh eating, Lost Boys rejects that ultimately leads to restaging entire scenes previously seen in the decades old (and far better) Texas Chainsaw Massacre. A strong stomach is required to ingest this cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on an alien sperm invasion as a paper mache metorite crash lands in a small California town and turns just about everyone into face kissing alien zombies.  Screenwriter/producer Xandy Sussan joins in on the flushing this time around.

The Cinematic Flushers take on an alien sperm invasion as a paper mache metorite crash lands in a small California town and turns just about everyone into face kissing alien zombies.  Screenwriter/producer Xandy Sussan joins in on the flushing this time around.

The Cinematic Flushers take on one boring fantasy world as a cleric, elf, and orc travel across the state of Utah in an effort to stop a ritual to bring about the end of the world.  Special guest C-Mart from the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks joins them in the flushing.

The Cinematic Flushers take on an alien invasion of Maine as an alien infected lumberjack (Josh Ethier) rampages through his home town to spread his alien seed via his lower intestines that shoot out of his mouth.  Yes, you read that correctly.  Karl Urban is nowhere to be found in this mess.