Soiled Restroom Cinema

The Cinematic Flushers take on an evil sugar cane company and an evil scientist with one really bad Russian accent.  Michael Ironside and Steven Bauer star in this low budget tale of what happens when you take you sugar experiments one step too far. Special guest this time out is veteran actress Maria Olsen, featured in such films as Percy Jackson, Paranormal Activity 3, and Rob Zombie's Lords of Salem.

The Cinematic Flushers take on zombie/vampires, practical effects, gun porn, and lots of bad acting as they slog through a badly lit mess that can't decide on a single genre or cliche.  Luke Goss and Vernon Wells unfortunately star in this low budgest crapfest.  We also welcome Gladys Bronski, our newest cleaning lady here in the Restroom.  Gladys will be taking over the Writing On The Restroom Wall Stats portion of the show.

The Cinematic Flushers take on one low, low budget sci-fi mess chock full of badly composited CGI androids and a single shooting location inside a machine shop somewhere in New Jersey.

The Cinematic Flushers take on one sad Canadian superhero film that involves a lazy God of Thunder, Halloween store costumes, and numerous dinner theater actors.

The Cinematic Flushers take on one pissed off baboon as he rampages through a laboratory throwing feces at everyone he encounters, including veteran actor Roddy McDowall.  Special guests include Martain Luthor Kang and Arthur Harkness from The Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.

The Cinematic Flushers take on one clueless family (including crazy Amanda Plummer) as they are stalked by a masked serial killer during Halloween.  No, this is not the John Carpenter version, but something much, much dumber.

The Cinematic Flushers take on a multi genre zombie film the features surprisingly few zombies, yet plenty of other nonsense like musical numbers and taking flower puppets.  Special guest, actress Jessica Cameron (who plays Princess Aerola in the film) joins them in the Restroom.

Brand new cinematic flushers Congo Rilla and Natalie Grace join returning Head Cinematic Flusher Honor Knight as they dip back into the cinematic bowl with Japanese scat/zombie fest so bizarre, it must be seen to be believed.

The cinematic flushers take on a bunch of CGI robots in a lame political thriller that only succeeds in reminding you of better films.  Joining them in the flush is actor/stunt coordinator Dale Girard, who plays the role of Sankur in the film.

The cinematic flushers take on an absentee creature feature where a bunch of idiots wander around in the desert until they are thankfully killed.  Joining them in the flush is special guest Alex Ballar, who plays the lead character of Stephano in this cinematic turd.