Soiled Restroom Cinema

The Cinematic Flushers take on a haunted apartment complex in greater Detroit. Rebecca DeMornay and Mischa Barton star in this scareless tale of a young woman who is tormented by a rather plain looking ghost and doesn't have enough sense to simply break the lease and move somewhere else.

The Cinematic Flushers take on an undead western with lots of long speeches and standing around.  Ex con Wesley Snipes stars as a bounty hunter out to avenge the death of his old lady.  Unfortunately, he stands around talking more than he does any avenging.  Special guest this time out is podcaster Jared Dotson from the War Machine Vs. War Horse podcast.

The Cinematic Flushers take on a railroad killer with a pick axe who ends up wiping out a bunch of stock teenage characters inside a carnival for some unknown reason. Veteran actors Tony Todd and Sally Kirkland show up only long enough to collect their paychecks, then hop on the first train to get as far away from this non-horror mess as they possibly can.  Special guest in the Cinematic Bowl this time out is James H. Carter II from the Creepy Kingdom podcast.

The Cinematic Flushers take on a bout of ergot poisoning as they slog through a nondescript New England village chock full of hooded figures and creepy stalkers.  Ali Faulkner headlines the cast as a young journalist trying to uncover a centuries old secret within a small village that makes very little sense.

The Cinematic Flushers take on dueling aliens running around some eastern European city for reasons that are still unknown.  Eric Roberts and Arnold Vosloo headline this confusing, low budget sci-fi turd.  Special guest NYC based actress and co-creator of the SCIFIRIOT YouTube channel Alana Jackler joins us for the flushing.

The Cinematic Flushers take on an infestation of genetically altered rats and one giant, rampaging beaver/rat as two scientists accidently pour some glow stick liquid down the wrong drain.  What follows is your standard rip off of just about every other rampaging animals against man films.  Somewhere, Bert I. Gordon is rolling in his grave.

The Cinematic Flushers take on an oh-so-familiar alien planet and one smokin hot alien swimsuit model as stars Adrian Paul (Highlander) and Richard Grieco (21 Jump Street) wander about the jungle desperately searching for a way out of this mess.

This Cinematic Flushers join forces with Steel Cage Radio to make an epic, tag team smackdown of one of the worst films about wrestling ever made.  GRIMM'S Bree Turner and POWER RANGERS Walter Jones headline this mess about the rise to fame of two up and coming wrestlers in the backyard arena.

The Cinematic Flushers take on one pissed off foam laytex giant as he rampages through a group of juvenile delinquents within a state park.  Martin Sheen's brother Joe Estevez pops in and out of the film as a crazy old hermit, which probably isn't much different from his everyday life.

The Cinematic Flushers take on an evil Mexican biker gang that likes to get it on with unshaven nuns in this shameless Rodriguez/Tarantino grindhouse rip off.  Should offend at least one person in your household, and most of the Catholic church.