Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

28 Days Later: The Smallville Edition

Seems like the writers were thin on story ideas this time around and brought us Thirst, Pt. II.

A random case of kryptonite rabies has hit Metropolis, but looks like instead of vampires we get horny zombies. Clark continues his hero work while working at the Daily Planet. Oliver is still moping for no reason, and manages to let Lois turn into a zombie. Tess infects almost half the city. Chloe, who is still a villain, teams up with Emil to find a cure. Major Zod hates being left out of world-conquering plans.

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John Corben: Former active duty military turns grotesque cyborg psycho.

Things get pretty gross this week when John Corben surgically receives a kryptonite heart after getting smashed by a truck (look both ways much?). As John starts to spiral, all he can think about is taking the The Blur down, a.k.a. Clark. Chloe is getting extremely jealous, and annoying, of Lois since Clark made her his new sidekick. Tess hired a new assistant to help track down Major Zod and the Kandorians so she can get more black eyes in bed.

Brian Austin Green (Beverly Hills 90210) makes another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Corben, a.k.a. Metallo.

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Smallville Presents: Kal-El and the Kryptonian Blokes

Who would've thought three weeks could change so much? Clark is finally completing his training from Jor-El, but gets stalled by Lois returning from the future with a female assassin, a.k.a. Future Babe. Zod is finally here, in the flesh, and he's been beating up Tess non-stop with his Kryptonian posse. Lois meets a new reporter. Oliver joined a jeans-only fight club. Chloe is guilt tripping Clark into going back in time to save Jimmy so she can be a terrible wife again.

Callum Blue (Columbiana, Princess Diaries 2) makes his first appearance as new season regular, and DC Comics original character, General Zod.

Brian Austin Green (Beverly Hills 90210) makes his first appearance as DC Comics original character John Corben, a.k.a. Metallo.

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Blood for Blood!

Time for another round of Film Friday, but this time we step away from the wushu and instead immerse ourselves into The Fog at Antonio Bay. Join us in the review of the remake of John Carpenter's The Fog (1980) starring Tom Welling, Maggie Grace and Selma Blair. Is the movie worth watching? No. Do we have fun? Also no. But hey, are we the Two Nerdy Idiots? YOU BET YOUR ASS!

Tom Welling stars as Nick Castle

Maggie Grace stars as Elizabeth Williams/Dane

Selma Blair stars as Stevie Wayne, the hottest radio DJ

T.N.I. presents: The 8th Season's Final Breath

Almost done, but not before we give the most demanded episode of each season: The Award Show. Plenty of fan nominations, a few new and fun categories, and some nice veto streaks. Thank you to the fans for another crazy season and, as always, enjoy the eighth part of our hilarious tradition.

R.I.P. Henry James Olsen, the Jimmy that never mattered.

Doomsday is upon Clark, and apparently everyone in the future as well (shout out those losers in Legion). Clark wants to continue his BEST plan by splitting Davis/Doomsday, but Oliver and the Super Idiots keep telling Clark to murder Davis instead. Meanwhile, we are at the end of the Dark Chloe Saga but not before she takes Davis out on a date one last time. Lois looks to her Red-Blue Blur for guidance and support since Clark is being an a-hole. Jimmy continues to be the hero even after the writers decided to end his story as the ultimate cuck. WE STILL LOVE YOU JIMMY!!!

Kyle Gallner and Alaina Huffman both make their return as DC Comics original characters Impulse (Bart Allen) and Black Canary (Dinah Lance), respectively.

Aaron Ashmore makes his last series regular appearance as DC Comics original character Jimmy Olsen...or did he?

The Injustice League, a.k.a. Tess Mercer's Groupies

After many episodes of recruiting, Tess finally gives her meteor freak team some time to shine: hunt down and kill Doomsday. "Chloe" reappears and tells Clark he needs to kill Davis, which Oliver also agrees with (typical). Clark comes up with the best plan to stop Davis/Doomsday but needs Oliver's help, which Ollie takes as "sexually harass Tess".

Jessica Parker Kennedy (Black Sails, The Flash) makes her return as DC Comics original character Bette San Souci, a.k.a. Plastique.

Brendan Fletcher (Violent Night, The Revenant) special guest stars as DC Comics original character Rudy Jones, a.k.a. Parasite.

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The Dark Chloe Saga continues...

Clark finds evidence that Davis is alive, so Chloe lies to Clark and tells him to go to Alaska. While Chloe continues to keep Davis in her basement, she goes to Dr. Emil Hamilton for some type of Doomsday cure. Jimmy has the nerve to ask Oliver for some "popping pills" money. We find out Davis has been sniffing Chloe's hair. Clark comes up with the best plan this season on how to get rid of Davis without killing him: Phantom Zone.

Stripperella: The Smallville Edition

Lois gets in a little over her head by becoming a made-up vigilante named "Stiletto" in order to write a front page story. Clark contemplates confiding in Lois as his superhero persona. Chloe chooses to keep Davis in the Talon basement as her murderous, alien, sex puppet. Jimmy finally returns, but this time as the new bartender at the Ace of Clubs in order to pay for his drug addiction: pills, baby!

Dominic Zamprogna (General Hospital) makes a special guest appearance as DC Comics original character Bruno "Ugly" Mannheim.

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Smallville Stories for Children: The Last Son of Veritas

The whispers of Veritas have returned as Tess finds the long lost diary of the late Lionel Luthor. Apparently, Davis also crashed down in 1989 with Clark, but as a piece of space poop that befriended Lex for five days. Everyone finally finds out Davis is a serial killer thanks to Jimmy. Tess attempts to kill him, Clark yells at Chloe for hours, and Davis just wants a good death (Kryptonite Shower?).

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