Southern Fried Headlines

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  • 23: More Butter Than It Did

    This week on the Return of the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast: John Hinkley Jr is back with a can't miss YouTube channel, Flamin Hot Cheetos aren't for monkeys and a Canadian Lawmaker takes his pants off again.

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    23: More Butter Than It Did

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    John Hinckley Jr who shot Ronald Reagan to woo Jodie Foster now …

    Texas woman fired after climbing into monkey enclosure, feeding …

    Canadian politician William Amos caught on camera urinating …

    West Virginia giving away guns during COVID-19 vaccine lottery

    Construction of 62-foot chicken underway in south Georgia - AP News

    Drunk teen arrested after breaking in, found sleeping in Milwaukee …

    BREAKING: Pepperidge Farm's 'Golden Butter ... - Top Class Actions

    15 min
  • 22: Blackout

    This week the show takes a moment of silence for George Floyd and all of the other victims of racism.

    10 min
  • 21: Spy Pigeon

    On this episode of the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, India catches a Pakistani spy pigeon, a man gets arrested for wrestling a bear at the zoo and you not have to prove your relationship status to visit Denmark.

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    Indian officials claim capture of another 'spy pigeon from Pakistan' in IoK

    Airline resumes flights to Italy (but turns around when airport's shut)

    Man fined for animal cruelty and not wearing face mask after wrestling with bear at Polish zoo

    Denmark eases travel for separated couples

    Twins' Class AA team, Pensacola Blue Wahoos, list stadium on Airbnb for $1,500 per night

    9 min
  • 20: Dinosaur Selfies

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    20: Dinosaur Selfies

    This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, L.A. has a liquor store on wheels, men wearing watermelons as masks rob a Virginia convenience store and a man breaks into a museum to take dinosaur selfies.

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    HKU hamster research shows masks effective in preventing Covid-19 transmission

    L.A.'s First Legal Liquor Store on Wheels Will Be Selling Booze on the Streets Starting Next Week

    Only in New Zealand: Woman wanting payment holds sheep for ransom

    Duo wearing watermelons on their heads steals from Sheetz in Virginia

    Priest uses squirt gun to shoot holy water in fight against coronavirus

    Guy Breaks Into Australian Museum For Dinosaur Selfies

    SC restaurant uses blow-up dolls to make restaurant look full, ensure social distancing

    9 min
  • 19: Wine Heist

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    19: Wine Heist

     

    On this episode of the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, a man steals his mom's car on Mother's day, someone wins a golf tournament with just a putter and they want to use urine to make concrete on the moon.

     

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    Kansas man who sought trial by combat now wants ex-wife evaluated

    Florida protestors do squats, pushups outside courthouse in call to reopen gyms

    Mother's Day Police Chase Starts when Man Steals his Mom's Car

    Using only a putter, man wins Arizona amateur event

    Space agency: Human urine could help make concrete on moon

    Missouri Lawmakers Defeat Amendment To Require They Consume Marijuana Before Voting

    Man Climbs Under Moving Big Rig Filled With Wine, Begins Drinking From Tank

    11 min
  • 18: Juice Box

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    18: Juice Box

    03/13/2020: This week on The Southern Fried Headines Podcast a juvenile steals a juice box from the school cafeteria.

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    2 min
  • 17: McGruff Goes to Jail

    2/28/20: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, a Colorado town make a dog the mayor, a hostage situation is difused with a candy bar and McGruff the Crime Dog goes to jail.

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    Big Dog Wearing Tie Becomes Mayor of Small Colorado Town

    Five-hour hostage situation in Irish prison diffused with Mars bar

    Abilene woman accused of robbing 7-Eleven, coming back and trying to use 'movie money'

    Red Line Rerouted To Loop When Naked Man Gets On Train

    Woman with bullet in her head given band-aid, released from hospital

    "McGruff the Crime Dog" actor gets 16 years in prison

     

    7 min
  • 16: Smells Like Politics

    02/21/20: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast: Twiggy the water-skiing squirrel is performing illegaly, a women becomes a getaway driver on a first date and the 2020 Fish Sandwich Wars have officially begun.

     

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    Twiggy the water-skiing squirrel is performing illegally in Vancouver

    Company releases 'Politics Scented Candle' made from genuine horse poop: 'Subtle notes of bureaucracy'

    Arby's starts a turf war with McDonald's over fish sandwiches before Lent season

    Australian man guilty of using cellphone while riding horse because he didn't have a hands-free device

    They met on a dating app. Then he robbed a bank on their first date and forced her to be the getaway driver

    Man with 'Crime Pays' tattoo arrested after yet another police pursuit

    Woman charged for repeatedly calling 911 becaus her parents shut off her cell phone

    11 min
  • 15: Attack Squirrel

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    15: Attack Squirrel

     

    02/07/20: This week on The Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, a crododile needs rescuing,  the Weinermobile gets grilled and the San Antonio Zoo is selling cockroaches named after you ex. 

     

     

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    Indonesia offers reward for plucking tyre off giant crocodile's neck

    Wienermobile Grilled by Police After Being Pulled Over for Traffic Infraction

    Avocado crime soared ahead of American Super Bowl

    Florida troopers find narcotics in bag labeled 'Bag Full of Drugs'

    Man accused of keeping 'attack squirrel' set to appear in Limestone County court

    San Antonio Zoo will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to the animals on Valentine's Day

     

     

     

     

     

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  • 14: Devil Cat

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    14: Devil Cat

     

    01/31/20: This week on Southern Fried Headlines, the World's Worst Cat is put up for adoption, a man lights a joint in a court room and Mitch Romney is the ultimate rebel. 

     

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    'World's worst cat' up for adoption at North Carolina shelter. 'She's just a jerk.'

    Utah bill prohibits people behind on child support payments from getting hunting license

    Police: Man smokes marijuana in Wilson County courtroom while pleading for legalization

    Romney busted for bringing 'contraband' BYU chocolate milk bottle to impeachment trial

    Possibly eyebrow-less arsonist sought after beauty salon torched in Vaughan

    Man cited for using fake skeleton to drive in HOV lane

    Adoption offers pour in for grouchy feline famously dubbed 'world's worst cat' in NC

    7 min

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